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Topic: A Game: "Things Tim Fries is Not Likely to Say"
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-11-2002 10:19:17 PM
"Not tonight, honey, I have a headache."

"Hello, tech support? My screen says to point and click. We'll I've been doing that for hours now, and my finger's getting tired from holding it up."

"Well, sure, he's not flawless, but we've never had a leader like George W. Bush! TO BUSH!"

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 09-11-2002 10:20:52 PM
"Parce, you mah dawg."
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 09-11-2002 10:20:58 PM
"Theres a puppy on your foot, you better let it out!"

"Lets go drink lake erie!"

"(_|_)"

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 09-11-2002 10:21:40 PM
"Lets name it, 'Dax'!"


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 09-11-2002 10:21:49 PM
"the new site will be up next week!"
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 09-11-2002 10:22:01 PM
"Maybe I should reverse all those bans. They seemed so unwarrented."
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 09-11-2002 10:23:14 PM
"Maradon's got a good point."
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 09-11-2002 10:25:28 PM
"Maybe Kagrama should be a moderator..."
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-11-2002 10:25:40 PM
"Piper, get your naked ass off my server, I'm busy playing UO!"


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 09-11-2002 10:27:02 PM
"No Parcelan I won't be your love slave! So stop asking!"


uhhh i'm confused!

What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-11-2002 10:27:30 PM
Blue body paint again tonight? sigh
Maradon!
posted 09-11-2002 10:28:21 PM
quote:
D attempted to be funny by writing:
"Maradon's got a good point."

rofl

Mightion Defensor
posted 09-11-2002 10:28:38 PM
"DING! Level 60!"

"I feel so cheap, like a piece of meat when you look at me like that."

"That's it... it's all coming off!"

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-11-2002 10:28:58 PM
"Like my new goth look?"


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 09-11-2002 10:29:38 PM
"Kloie is a genius."
Vlase
Pancake
posted 09-11-2002 10:31:09 PM
"could someone put some real pants on the female dark elf?"
Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 09-11-2002 10:31:44 PM
"I hate Piper."
Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-11-2002 10:32:59 PM
"Like I said, EC will no longer be focused on EverQuest. From now on all characters will be furries!"


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 09-11-2002 10:33:01 PM
"I love and respect Scott Kurtz more them anyone who ever lived"
Veni, vidi, vici
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-11-2002 10:34:37 PM
No, I don't think I look like Legolas at all, why do you say that?
Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 09-11-2002 10:39:16 PM
quote:
So quoth Tegadil:
"Lets go drink from (or swim in) Lake Ontario!"

Little edit job to fix it up there

That's more accurate

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-11-2002 10:43:01 PM
quote:
Red Mage spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Little edit job to fix it up there

That's more accurate


DRYSZILLA!

After a midnight dunk in the water-like toxic sludge of Lake Ontario, normal everyday bishounen-hopeful Tim Fries is transformed into the fifty-foot green scaled elvish monstrosity that is DRYSZILLA! With such horrible weapons as stomping and stomping and a breath blast that IP bans, who can stop this monstrosity?

The flatbed-mounted rayguns like in Godzilla vs. Megalon?

*hides from both Deth and Drys, taking a few whacks at the horse-zombie on her way*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 09-11-2002 10:43:27 PM
"I like swords."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-11-2002 10:43:34 PM
quote:
Red Mage wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
That's more accurate

No. No, it's not, actually. Read the topic next time.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 09-11-2002 10:49:42 PM
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 09-11-2002 10:52:11 PM
Bling bling mofugga. Those new rules I changed, allows warez, cracks, serials, and allows me to hack into your email. Wiki jiggy wah.
»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 09-11-2002 10:54:31 PM
"You know, I think we should let everyone attack whoever they want on this forum."
I <3 Steel Battalion!
Maradon!
posted 09-11-2002 11:08:00 PM
quote:
Humble Parcelan had this to say about Robocop:
No. No, it's not, actually. Read the topic next time.

I think he was trying to say nobody would want to even swim in lake ontario, let alone drink it.

least that's what I gathered.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 09-11-2002 11:11:28 PM
"I have way too many comics to post! Do you think I should hold off on the rest of today's strips? Its already up to sixteen pages!"
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 09-11-2002 11:11:46 PM
"I hate pie."
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-11-2002 11:11:55 PM
"The boards are done, I can't think of anything else to change."
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 09-11-2002 11:45:46 PM
"High Elf Booty > All"

[ 09-11-2002: Message edited by: Commie Nwist ]

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 09-11-2002 11:48:41 PM
"I am no longer Drysart or Taran... you mmust now all refer to me as... Betty"
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 09-11-2002 11:59:34 PM
"All the mods? Sure, I'll tell you who they are. Oh, and here are thier home phone #s"
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 09-12-2002 12:01:21 AM
"Delidgamond is a huge piece of tasty Canadian man beef"

... Don't ban me...

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-12-2002 12:04:00 AM
"I'm sorry, honey, I'm dumping you for Delidgamond. That hunk of man-flesh has dominated my dreams for weeks!"

"I think I'll install Windows ME on the server."

»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 09-12-2002 12:05:25 AM
"Waisz, feel free to experiment with whatever code you want on the board. Same goes for everyone."
I <3 Steel Battalion!
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-12-2002 12:09:00 AM
"Kumquat"
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-12-2002 12:12:43 AM
I bet he says kumquat all the time.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-12-2002 12:17:33 AM
Bet ya he doesn't.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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