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Topic: ..a naughty joek! disclaimerr abaout being racy!
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-10-2002 07:01:22 PM
A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight.

She has multiple orgasms!!!

After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes.

The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing
from exhaustion. "Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money."

The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs.

Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living."

The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes.

Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear and it reads: "HOOKER: person who has sex for money.

Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door.

The hooker reads: "KOALA BEAR: Eats Bushes and Leaves."

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 09-10-2002 07:03:34 PM
cackles
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-10-2002 07:06:07 PM
LOL Nae, I like it.

Funny.

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Pancake
posted 09-10-2002 07:06:34 PM
Hehe, funny.
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Archon
Pancake
posted 09-10-2002 07:08:33 PM
Nice!
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 09-10-2002 07:09:03 PM
I love it =)
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-10-2002 07:16:01 PM
I read that in a maxim Still funny though
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Pancake
posted 09-10-2002 07:28:25 PM
What's this thing do?
That would be sooo cool if it wasn't going to hurt us.
Melphina's Magelo
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 09-10-2002 08:15:34 PM
Now, THAT was funny.
Steven Steve
posted 09-10-2002 08:28:36 PM
A koala, what the hell
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-10-2002 08:42:16 PM
well it's kinda furry porrn right???
Cassandra
Pancake
posted 09-10-2002 08:57:04 PM
(laughs)
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merei
Pancake
posted 09-11-2002 02:48:07 AM
LOL
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