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Topic: Hey Parce..
TaLourin
Pancake
posted 09-06-2002 05:13:48 AM
I taunt you.

(Dont click if offended by... well, anything I post.. but if you are brave, click away.)

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 09-06-2002 05:16:29 AM
So uhm...

you waxed for that pic?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 09-06-2002 01:23:23 PM
Strip club?
Veni, vidi, vici
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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 09-06-2002 01:33:16 PM
Tal, I still say she has the best belly in existance....

You lucky bastard.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-06-2002 02:58:28 PM
I don't get it.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 09-06-2002 03:24:11 PM
I tihnk it's his wife.

Tied up.

In her undies.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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TaLourin
Pancake
posted 09-07-2002 02:04:51 AM
She aint tied up, fool.

And Fae, she still wants to know when you're going to draw her.

[ 09-07-2002: Message edited by: Tal!@ ]

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Tier
posted 09-07-2002 02:19:06 AM
quote:
Tal!@ had this to say about John Romero:
She aint tied up, fool.

Of couuuurse, we all know about your late, kinky nights!

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-07-2002 02:24:58 AM
"Honey, come let me take a picture of you in your underwear so I can show you off to people on the internet."

"'kay."

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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TaLourin
Pancake
posted 09-07-2002 02:27:40 AM
Actually, it was her idea..

and that one's much tamer than the rest.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-07-2002 02:29:45 AM
Sharing is caring.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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TaLourin
Pancake
posted 09-07-2002 02:31:09 AM
Just wait, and see how much I care....
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 09-07-2002 07:07:05 AM
With the little disclaimer at the bottom, I thought it was another picture of your ass.

Further reinforced by Deth's initial comment of, 'So you waxed for that pic'?

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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TaLourin
Pancake
posted 09-07-2002 07:30:24 AM
I found Deth's response to be amusing as well..
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Oh shi...
what
posted 09-07-2002 01:25:03 PM
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 09-07-2002 05:46:32 PM
your wife kicks ass
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 09-07-2002 05:50:59 PM
...

Hubba hubba.

hey
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-07-2002 05:52:21 PM
didd youu mis the thred ware Parcie sed he was go away for wekkennneed??

Youur wife has nicee titts.

Thankss for shraere!!

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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-07-2002 05:55:58 PM
quote:
Tal!@ had this to say about Optimus Prime:
and that one's much tamer than the rest.

So show off the rest!

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 09-07-2002 05:59:44 PM
...

PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 09-07-2002 06:01:06 PM
quote:
Giantt pulled another Kegwen:

quote:
Khyron thought about the meaning of life:
So show off the rest!
hey
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Steven Steve
posted 09-07-2002 07:04:57 PM
Yeah, what about her face
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-07-2002 09:29:02 PM
Delicious.

If you want a part, keep with the postings.

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TaLourin
Pancake
posted 09-07-2002 10:52:18 PM
Actually, yeah, I forgot about Parce being gone for a few days.

Faz.. I've posted pics before with her face in them. However, since that time, she has decided not to have her face included in pics of her online. And as it is an image of her, I bow to her will.


Delid.. I dont know what to say.. I'd slap you, if I wasnt laughing.

She very much appreciates everybodies thoughts of her picture.


Oh, and Nae.. She said the same about you, when you had that one sigpic.. with the swirlies, and the frontal.... except she didnt like the swirly part covering up the frontal part..

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 09-07-2002 10:53:14 PM
*approves of the pic*
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Cassandra
Pancake
posted 09-07-2002 11:46:04 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about Tron:
So show off the rest!

(pokes Khyron in the side)

[CENTER][/CENTRE]
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-08-2002 12:28:14 AM
Ohhhh, now I get it.

And I approve!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-08-2002 02:01:53 AM
quote:
Tal!@ stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:

Oh, and Nae.. She said the same about you, when you had that one sigpic.. with the swirlies, and the frontal.... except she didnt like the swirly part covering up the frontal part..


well if she shows me hers I show her minee! jus like in American Pie!

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TaLourin
Pancake
posted 09-08-2002 02:13:33 AM
Ummm..

I think *CLANK* kinda sums it up...

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-08-2002 02:21:44 AM
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 09-08-2002 03:24:57 AM
quote:
Tal!@ had this to say about John Romero:
Ummm..

I think *CLANK* kinda sums it up...


I concur

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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merei
Pancake
posted 09-09-2002 12:12:27 AM
Hello...I just wanted to say thanks for everyone's comments about my pic that Tal posted.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-09-2002 12:18:22 AM
Is that a tattoo along your naval line?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 09-09-2002 12:33:59 AM
quote:
Tal!@ stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Ummm..

I think *CLANK* kinda sums it up...

very much so

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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merei
Pancake
posted 09-09-2002 12:49:46 AM
quote:
Is that a tattoo along your naval line?

Yep..... here's a closer shot of it...
my tattoo

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-09-2002 03:48:42 AM
What a fine thread this turned out to be!
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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 09-09-2002 04:01:22 AM
yaes.
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