COME OUT HERE SO WE CAN MEET YOU, YOU SHY COMMUNIST PARAPPA HATIN OPRESSORS!
YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED.
NOW.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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How.... Empress Eisuye.... uughhhhhh:
Zair, Opretta Diva, and Lee Tax0r.YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED.
NOW.
Walks up to Eisuye
Hon, that doesn't work. If you want some newbies for dinner...here, let me show you.
Fal places a plate of freshly baked cookies on the table, a large pitcher of milk, and a sign that says "Welcome to Evercrest!"...
what the sign doesnt say is that the cookies were made and sprinkled with some sleeping powder.
Now...come with me. We will feast on fresh meat later. K?
gooood.... goooood....
*crawls back into his lurker howl*
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about Robocop:
Walks up to EisuyeHon, that doesn't work. If you want some newbies for dinner...here, let me show you.
Fal places a plate of freshly baked cookies on the table, a large pitcher of milk, and a sign that says "Welcome to Evercrest!"...
what the sign doesnt say is that the cookies were made and sprinkled with some sleeping powder.
Now...come with me. We will feast on fresh meat later. K?
You'd better save some for me.
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Sangwyyn had this to say about John Romero:
You'd better save some for me.
Save some what? Newbies/fresh meat, or sleepytime-cookies?
Tell you what. You can have the newbie McNuggets, but I want the left over cookies. I know a few other cookie lovers that could do with a day spent as helpless victims.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
Say...you wanna come share trent with us? Not a newbie, but...still quite tasty, id think.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Falaanla Marr said:
Walks out and notices a sleeping trent, and a mean looking lizard...Say...you wanna come share trent with us? Not a newbie, but...still quite tasty, id think.
Sounds good to me.
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Falaanla Marr said this about your mom:
OK. Since you are the new person to the little group, you get to carry the sleeping trent off to the back room.
Easy enough.
*hoists an unconcious INT over one big scaly shoulder and pads off to the backroom*
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Sangwyyn thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Easy enough.*hoists an unconcious INT over one big scaly shoulder and pads off to the backroom*
Eeep..
wakes up in a new area with a lizard and mage...scary lizard too.
Uhhh, hi.
I'll uh..just be going now.
after a few tries manages to stand up and wobble a bit
I think maybe those cookies are not quite kosher.
Azakias looks insanely demonic.
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Azakias had this to say about dark elf butts:
Mmmm....blood...Azakias looks insanely demonic.
I like her.
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Vorago was listening to Cher while typing:
Still waiting for a PM or a replay to the e-mail I sent ya Len
Haven't had time. So many essays to write. :-(
<-- N00b_0001
Sup yal
I smell n00b. I grow hungry.
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ACES! Another post by WhiteDragon 83:
Wow, don't look here for a few hours to sleep, and see an explosion....<-- N00b_0001
Sup yal
It's Sentow's alt account!!!! Aaaaah!
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Ruvyen? stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Say... Are those... Cookies?
Sure are! Here, have a couple.
*hands Ruvyen some cookies*
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
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Ryuujin the Leezard's fortune cookie read:
Quickly! Sate his hunger with burritos and vixens!
Both at once.
Cooooome and get it!
I r bored
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So quoth Ryuujin the Leezard:
A big dump truck back into the thread and dumps burritos and vixens on the groundCooooome and get it!
I r bored
Good work. That deserves a cookie!
*offers Ryuujin a cookie*
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.