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Topic: There are newbies lurking around.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 09-03-2002 11:44:24 PM
And they're posting.

COME OUT HERE SO WE CAN MEET YOU, YOU SHY COMMUNIST PARAPPA HATIN OPRESSORS!

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-03-2002 11:51:44 PM
Zair, Opretta Diva, and Lee Tax0r.

YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED.

NOW.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-04-2002 12:28:32 AM
I ate them all. They should be able to post in a few days.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 09-04-2002 12:39:03 AM
quote:
How.... Empress Eisuye.... uughhhhhh:
Zair, Opretta Diva, and Lee Tax0r.

YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED.

NOW.



Walks up to Eisuye

Hon, that doesn't work. If you want some newbies for dinner...here, let me show you.

Fal places a plate of freshly baked cookies on the table, a large pitcher of milk, and a sign that says "Welcome to Evercrest!"...

what the sign doesnt say is that the cookies were made and sprinkled with some sleeping powder.

Now...come with me. We will feast on fresh meat later. K?

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-04-2002 12:54:38 AM
Steals a cookie, not knowing they are laced with sleeping powder, a few minutes later he can be found sleeping in the corner with cookie crumbs decorating his mouth
Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 09-04-2002 01:20:35 AM
*crawls out from his lurker howl*

gooood.... goooood....

*crawls back into his lurker howl*

Anonymous
Pancake
posted 09-04-2002 01:25:12 AM
Who? me?
<---Transformers Dun Dun Dun!
Sangwyyn
Pancake
posted 09-04-2002 01:28:43 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Robocop:

Walks up to Eisuye

Hon, that doesn't work. If you want some newbies for dinner...here, let me show you.

Fal places a plate of freshly baked cookies on the table, a large pitcher of milk, and a sign that says "Welcome to Evercrest!"...

what the sign doesnt say is that the cookies were made and sprinkled with some sleeping powder.

Now...come with me. We will feast on fresh meat later. K?


You'd better save some for me.

I like a look of Agony,
Because I know it’s true—
Men do not sham Convulsion,
Nor simulate, a Throe—
~Emily Dickinson
Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 09-04-2002 01:44:14 AM
quote:
Sangwyyn had this to say about John Romero:
You'd better save some for me.

Save some what? Newbies/fresh meat, or sleepytime-cookies?

Tell you what. You can have the newbie McNuggets, but I want the left over cookies. I know a few other cookie lovers that could do with a day spent as helpless victims.

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 09-04-2002 01:59:14 AM
Walks out and notices a sleeping trent, and a mean looking lizard...

Say...you wanna come share trent with us? Not a newbie, but...still quite tasty, id think.

Sangwyyn
Pancake
posted 09-04-2002 02:00:31 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Falaanla Marr said:
Walks out and notices a sleeping trent, and a mean looking lizard...

Say...you wanna come share trent with us? Not a newbie, but...still quite tasty, id think.


Sounds good to me.

I like a look of Agony,
Because I know it’s true—
Men do not sham Convulsion,
Nor simulate, a Throe—
~Emily Dickinson
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 09-04-2002 02:01:25 AM
OK. Since you are the new person to the little group, you get to carry the sleeping trent off to the back room.
Sangwyyn
Pancake
posted 09-04-2002 02:04:00 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr said this about your mom:
OK. Since you are the new person to the little group, you get to carry the sleeping trent off to the back room.

Easy enough.

*hoists an unconcious INT over one big scaly shoulder and pads off to the backroom*

I like a look of Agony,
Because I know it’s true—
Men do not sham Convulsion,
Nor simulate, a Throe—
~Emily Dickinson
Lashanna
noob
posted 09-04-2002 02:42:59 AM
What about White Dragon 83 (?) and Wulfgrin or whoever those two are...
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Evil
Pancake
posted 09-04-2002 02:49:21 AM
Considering I'm not too edible, I suppose it's safe to show my face.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-04-2002 04:24:48 AM
quote:
Sangwyyn thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Easy enough.

*hoists an unconcious INT over one big scaly shoulder and pads off to the backroom*


Eeep..

wakes up in a new area with a lizard and mage...scary lizard too.

Uhhh, hi.

I'll uh..just be going now.

after a few tries manages to stand up and wobble a bit

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 09-04-2002 05:03:27 AM
want another cookie, INT?
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-04-2002 05:23:05 AM
eyes Fal suspiciously, then looks at the cookie

I think maybe those cookies are not quite kosher.

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 09-04-2002 08:44:18 AM
Mmmm....blood...

Azakias looks insanely demonic.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 09-04-2002 08:48:30 AM
Say... Are those... Cookies?
Sangwyyn
Pancake
posted 09-04-2002 08:57:26 AM
quote:
Azakias had this to say about dark elf butts:
Mmmm....blood...

Azakias looks insanely demonic.


I like her.

I like a look of Agony,
Because I know it’s true—
Men do not sham Convulsion,
Nor simulate, a Throe—
~Emily Dickinson
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 09-04-2002 10:13:54 AM
Len the Studious
Pancake
posted 09-04-2002 10:14:52 AM
quote:
Vorago was listening to Cher while typing:
Still waiting for a PM or a replay to the e-mail I sent ya Len

Haven't had time. So many essays to write. :-(

Valso the WhiteDragon
Pancake
posted 09-04-2002 10:30:21 AM
Wow, don't look here for a few hours to sleep, and see an explosion....

<-- N00b_0001

Sup yal

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-04-2002 10:31:16 AM
Mortious sniffs the air.

I smell n00b. I grow hungry.

Len the Studious
Pancake
posted 09-04-2002 10:35:37 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by WhiteDragon 83:
Wow, don't look here for a few hours to sleep, and see an explosion....

<-- N00b_0001

Sup yal


It's Sentow's alt account!!!! Aaaaah!

Ryuujin
posted 09-04-2002 10:35:42 AM
Quickly! Sate his hunger with burritos and vixens!
Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 09-04-2002 10:39:12 AM
quote:
Ruvyen? stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Say... Are those... Cookies?

Sure are! Here, have a couple.

*hands Ruvyen some cookies*

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-04-2002 10:43:51 AM
quote:
Ryuujin the Leezard's fortune cookie read:
Quickly! Sate his hunger with burritos and vixens!

Both at once.

Ryuujin
posted 09-04-2002 10:46:40 AM
A big dump truck back into the thread and dumps burritos and vixens on the ground

Cooooome and get it!

I r bored

Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 09-04-2002 10:48:11 AM
quote:
So quoth Ryuujin the Leezard:
A big dump truck back into the thread and dumps burritos and vixens on the ground

Cooooome and get it!

I r bored


Good work. That deserves a cookie!

*offers Ryuujin a cookie*

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

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