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nem-x
posted 09-01-2002 05:09:41 AM
Harry Potter Broom
The picture is funny enough. But read the reviewer's comments, too hilarious.

My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! lmao

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-01-2002 05:11:37 AM
"I recently bought this for my son, Vantro. He's a HUGE Harry Potter fan. Seen the movie 32 times (in the theaters) and made the paper. This toy gives him the ability to fly around the house zapping things. My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one."

*death by laughter*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 09-01-2002 05:13:23 AM
Dammit, Sol beat me to it

*also dies by laughter*

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 09-01-2002 07:26:59 AM
quote:
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan!

That's so incredibly wrong

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 09-01-2002 07:56:55 AM
I always wondered how long until something like this showed up. I assumed it'd be back in January and they'd be recalled like the masturbating Tarzan action figure.

Those things were so damn phallic, I hated stocking them. :\

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Suddar
posted 09-01-2002 08:26:18 AM
quote:
They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating).

this can't be serious.

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 09-01-2002 11:55:29 AM
quote:
This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.

....... O_o

Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 09-01-2002 11:58:00 AM
I WANT ONE
Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Pancake
posted 09-01-2002 01:46:02 PM
...holy crap.

ROFL.

Oh, new pick up line, new pick up line! "Hey there, cutie, I'm Harry Potter. Would you like to play with my vibrating broomstick?"

[ 09-01-2002: Message edited by: Waisz ]

I <3 Steel Battalion!
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-01-2002 01:57:47 PM
quote:
D© was naked while typing this:
the masturbating Tarzan action figure

The what? o_O

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 09-01-2002 02:02:15 PM
*cleans soda off his laptop*
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Cassandra
Pancake
posted 09-01-2002 02:04:55 PM
(raises an eyebrow)
[CENTER][/CENTRE]
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 09-01-2002 02:08:18 PM
Oh jeez, they were asking for this...Ack! Bad mental image! Mental image winning! Mental image winning!
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 09-01-2002 04:20:40 PM
When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children.

I bet she does...

Ferrel!
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 09-01-2002 04:33:20 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about the Spice Girls:
The what? o_O

Back when Disney re-did Tarzan, they released an action figure with "swing-action".

Well, when you pressed the button on his back, he shook his hands back and forth in an axe-handle smash type motion while screaming/grunting.

The thing was, you could pull his arms down to his crotch and make it look like he's jacking off with both hands while grunting.

It got pulled off the shelves in the United States, but you can still find them over in Europe.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-01-2002 05:01:18 PM
I read that yesterday. Goddamn, was that hilarious.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Steven Steve
posted 09-01-2002 05:44:52 PM
Double dutch, eh
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 09-01-2002 05:51:41 PM
Hmmmmm... I don't know if little girls should be offered vibrating toys that are long and hard. Maybe in another kind of toy store it would be appropriate.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 09-01-2002 05:54:36 PM
The scary thing is that it was probably intended for all kids of a certain age boy or girl...that sounded so wrong too.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 09-01-2002 05:56:51 PM
quote:
Azrael Heavenblade obviously shouldn't have said:
The scary thing is that it was probably intended for all kids of a certain age boy or girl...that sounded so wrong too.

That spells disaster for the dating pool if you ask me.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 09-01-2002 06:03:06 PM
I screwed up... sum1 plz delete this post

[ 09-01-2002: Message edited by: Alek Saege ]

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
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