To begin, this thread is about me. If you don't wish to revell in the glory that is me, read no further.
Anyway, (yesterday) I went bowling, and then drove over to subway for dinner. The problem being, and in fact, the point of this thread; I am far too shy, and I don't like it.
I can only really speak confidently to my family, my lovely Amanda, the few EC'ers I have spoken to on the phone, and to a lesser degree, my so called real life friends. Everyone else, everywhere, I have alot of trouble talking to. I find it difficult to express my thoughts in real life, usually I'm best at it online, such as now... Although I have no trouble expressing my feelings to Amanda over the phone, or whatever, I have a lot of difficulty ordering a pizza, or getting a sub from subway, or going in for my league bowling, or whatever..
Heh. I'm so much more comfortable talking on IRC, or expressing my thoughts on the forums with my friends here... (Though I certainly wouldn't mind talking to the people here IRL.)
Why do I have so much trouble with people? I'm too shy, and I don't like it.
Oh yes! No flame wars this time please. 
[ 09-01-2002: Message edited by: Dr. Pvednes, PhD ]
When I was in Cainbridge with two good friends of mine, we went out to a resturaunt and I had no trouble ordering and making small talk with the waitress.
I'm not sure why this is, but something that helped me is a took a chance. I did something independently, despite my shyness.
I recommend you try it once. It feels sorta scary but it helped me alot.
Cthulhu
If I have a script or am being told what to say, hey, it's no problem. But when it's just me blabbing to someone... god, I freak out and think up ANY excuse to hang that sucker up. I always think I sound horrible or am boring or the experience is dimmed by the inability to throw quarters or SOMETHING.
I just hate the phone.
Though, telemarketing? Eee..
And I'm quiet IRL til you get me started. Then I don't shut up.
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So quoth Dr. Pvednes, PhD:
I'm a guy. Really.
.......
It's just not as funny the second time around. 
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This insanity brought to you by Lady Snoota:
.......It's just not as funny the second time around.
I disagree.
May you get many years of usefulness from it.
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Empress Eisuye Model 2000 was programmed to say:
*hands Snoota a penis-seeking metal detector*May you get many years of usefulness from it.
A metal detector that seeks penises?
You stupid Canadians screwed up another perfectly good invention! What good is a detector that only seeks metal penises?
Or it could, like, detect prince alberts. So you can yank them out.
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But yes. It was tragic, but our secret penis-blaster ray was finally complete and about to be fired at America, when it exploded, destroying all penises in Quebec and parts of Newfoundland. The ray went off, but unfortunately it only hit Georgia, so it's no great loss to America.
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Empress Eisuye had this to say about Tron:
.... those creepy old people on the beach .... happily dig thinking they've found .... a large deposit of WANG! .... it could .... yank them out.
On behalf of the EC guys reading this, let me just add the following:
I aer bored. I aer try to make the funnay...
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Empress Eisuye had this to say about Duck Tales:
more hot hot lesbian sex for me!
WOOT!!
*joins in with Nicole*
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Empress Eisuye had this to say about pies:
But yes. It was tragic, but our secret penis-blaster ray was finally complete and about to be fired at America, when it exploded, destroying all penises in Quebec and parts of Newfoundland. The ray went off, but unfortunately it only hit Georgia, so it's no great loss to America.
I thought Florida was the home of all America's wang....
..or was it Florida IS America's wang??
I get confused........
Which would be a pity, because Canada's penis shortage makes for some great trade opertunities.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael impressed everyone with:
Those poor people from Georgia. *shakes his head*
I'm still in good working order.
Let's hope it hit Malbi.
That is all.
Sorry about that last night... No, I wont blame th alcohol. It was my mistake. I shouldn't have done something like that in your thread.
And now.. to hunt down Tylenol..
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ACES! Another post by Empress Eisuye:
The ray went off, but unfortunately it only hit Georgia, so it's no great loss to America.
Oh yeah...
FUCK YOU!!@2
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Lady Leckie got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I can talk for Britain. Many people will tell you this.That is all.
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