Nope, nothing outstanding here. *stamps Drysart's head with a big red REJECTED*
NEXT!#%
TARAN DON'T!!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Taran had this to say about Knight Rider:
rar. rar.
Thou art truely confusing, where for art thou spouting thy madness about on this fine day ?
p.s. this happens when im bored
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Taran Model 2000 was programmed to say:
rar. rar.
*walks up, wearing his fedora and trenchcoat*
Ya give me da woid, boss, and I make all da doubtahs dissapeah. Ya catch my drift?
I sends 'em ta sleep wit' da fishes, and you knows dem fishes. Dey all about da one-night stand.
Aftah da big sleep, dey gunna be so low on self-esteem from da fishes cuttin' out on dem, dey ain't nevuh mess wit' yas again, ya get me?
This means that anyone that says "I am EVIL" has just proved that they are NOT in fact evil. If you said "I am a POSER" however... [ 08-30-2002: Message edited by: Woody ]
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How.... King Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
*walks up, wearing his fedora and trenchcoat*Ya give me da woid, boss, and I make all da doubtahs dissapeah. Ya catch my drift?
I sends 'em ta sleep wit' da fishes, and you knows dem fishes. Dey all about da one-night stand.
Aftah da big sleep, dey gunna be so low on self-esteem from da fishes cuttin' out on dem, dey ain't nevuh mess wit' yas again, ya get me?
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Woody had this to say about Knight Rider:
The most evil folk never think of themselves as evil. They think that they are right and just.
Interesting paradox. The good guys think that too.
And Taran's not evil. Just weird. Anyone who plays with dead things and loves druids is...
...
Okay anyone who plays with dead things is weird.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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King Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
*walks up, wearing his fedora and trenchcoat*Ya give me da woid, boss, and I make all da doubtahs dissapeah. Ya catch my drift?
I sends 'em ta sleep wit' da fishes, and you knows dem fishes. Dey all about da one-night stand.
Aftah da big sleep, dey gunna be so low on self-esteem from da fishes cuttin' out on dem, dey ain't nevuh mess wit' yas again, ya get me?
It took me several minutes to transulate that.
Cthulhu
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SuchiiMarine!'s fortune cookie read:
*stamps Drysart's head with a big red REJECTED*
Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your coat?
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was listening to Cher while typing:
Okay anyone who plays with dead things is weird.
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ACES! Another post by Woody:
This means that anyone that says "I am EVIL" has just proved that they are NOT in fact evil. If you said "I am a POSER" however...
I am a Poser.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Taran said:
I amEVILWEIRD!
rar. rar.
The first kind is evil to be evil. They tend to be posers. However, push them hard enough, and some of them will snap and go postal on you, then get warm fuzzies when they think about it later. This is "Ego Evil".
The second kind of evil just doesn't care if it's evil or not. It takes care of itself, and never thinks about how that impacts others. It has a total disregard for any life other than its own, and its own pleasures and wants are allways the most important factor. This is "Id Evil".
The third kind is evil in the name of good. This is the kind of evil that does things for the greater good. The masses would understand this, if only they knew the glorious truth, right? So, it guides them, no matter how much they may dislike it. It's for their own good, after all. This is "SuperEgo Evil".
The so-called fourth Evil, "Random Evil", isn't really evil at all. It's just the bad luck of having a filled diper fly out of a garbage truck and hit the windshield of your car as you dirve to work some Monday morning. Annoying and disgusting, but not a true Evil.
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Woody had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
If you said "I am a POSER" however...
EVIL EVIL
BRING BACK DRYSART!
*pickets*
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Okay anyone who plays with dead things is weird.
What about dead things that play with other dead things?
And dead things usually have to play with other dead things, since the living are so completely caught up in their prejudices. [ 08-31-2002: Message edited by: MorbId ]