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Topic: I am EVIL!
Taran
Dark Prince
posted 08-29-2002 11:30:42 PM
rar. rar.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-29-2002 11:33:03 PM
Are not.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 08-29-2002 11:33:20 PM
Have a puppy.
Zebsis Morbidfist
Pancake
posted 08-29-2002 11:33:34 PM
You're the diet coke of evil.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-29-2002 11:34:21 PM
Hmmm... *shuffles paperwork*

Nope, nothing outstanding here. *stamps Drysart's head with a big red REJECTED*

NEXT!#%

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-29-2002 11:34:29 PM
As evil as a...

STACK OF PANCAKES?!?!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-29-2002 11:34:38 PM
Mini-Me loves chocolates.

TARAN DON'T!!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

ZaÂ’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 08-29-2002 11:35:00 PM
quote:
Taran had this to say about Knight Rider:
rar. rar.


Thou art truely confusing, where for art thou spouting thy madness about on this fine day ?

p.s. this happens when im bored

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 08-30-2002 02:19:40 AM
Evil?

I think... not

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-30-2002 02:24:07 AM
You're not evil. Just a two-bit RAR thief.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-30-2002 02:27:35 AM
You're about as evil as a generic store-brand soda claiming to be as good as the real thing.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-30-2002 02:28:27 AM
quote:
Taran Model 2000 was programmed to say:
rar. rar.

*walks up, wearing his fedora and trenchcoat*

Ya give me da woid, boss, and I make all da doubtahs dissapeah. Ya catch my drift?

I sends 'em ta sleep wit' da fishes, and you knows dem fishes. Dey all about da one-night stand.

Aftah da big sleep, dey gunna be so low on self-esteem from da fishes cuttin' out on dem, dey ain't nevuh mess wit' yas again, ya get me?

Woody
Toast the Destroyer
posted 08-30-2002 02:42:42 AM
The most evil folk never think of themselves as evil. They think that they are right and just.

This means that anyone that says "I am EVIL" has just proved that they are NOT in fact evil. If you said "I am a POSER" however...

[ 08-30-2002: Message edited by: Woody ]

Woody Hearn - Cartoonist
GU Comics
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 08-30-2002 03:52:20 AM
You're about as evil as I am.
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-30-2002 04:23:40 AM
quote:
How.... King Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
*walks up, wearing his fedora and trenchcoat*

Ya give me da woid, boss, and I make all da doubtahs dissapeah. Ya catch my drift?

I sends 'em ta sleep wit' da fishes, and you knows dem fishes. Dey all about da one-night stand.

Aftah da big sleep, dey gunna be so low on self-esteem from da fishes cuttin' out on dem, dey ain't nevuh mess wit' yas again, ya get me?



The image of Spanky doing that is too hilarious.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-30-2002 06:28:38 AM
quote:
Woody had this to say about Knight Rider:
The most evil folk never think of themselves as evil. They think that they are right and just.

Interesting paradox. The good guys think that too.

And Taran's not evil. Just weird. Anyone who plays with dead things and loves druids is...

...

Okay anyone who plays with dead things is weird.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-30-2002 06:30:45 AM
quote:
King Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
*walks up, wearing his fedora and trenchcoat*

Ya give me da woid, boss, and I make all da doubtahs dissapeah. Ya catch my drift?

I sends 'em ta sleep wit' da fishes, and you knows dem fishes. Dey all about da one-night stand.

Aftah da big sleep, dey gunna be so low on self-esteem from da fishes cuttin' out on dem, dey ain't nevuh mess wit' yas again, ya get me?



It took me several minutes to transulate that.

Cthulhu

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 08-30-2002 08:44:48 AM
quote:
SuchiiMarine!'s fortune cookie read:
*stamps Drysart's head with a big red REJECTED*

Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your coat?

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-30-2002 09:07:21 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was listening to Cher while typing:
Okay anyone who plays with dead things is weird.

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 08-30-2002 09:23:40 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Woody:
This means that anyone that says "I am EVIL" has just proved that they are NOT in fact evil. If you said "I am a POSER" however...

I am a Poser.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-30-2002 09:32:42 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Taran said:
I am EVIL WEIRD!

rar. rar.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 08-30-2002 10:02:08 AM
I am a consumer whore.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-30-2002 11:03:17 AM
I love Cookies!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-30-2002 11:55:54 AM
There are three kinds of evil.

The first kind is evil to be evil. They tend to be posers. However, push them hard enough, and some of them will snap and go postal on you, then get warm fuzzies when they think about it later. This is "Ego Evil".

The second kind of evil just doesn't care if it's evil or not. It takes care of itself, and never thinks about how that impacts others. It has a total disregard for any life other than its own, and its own pleasures and wants are allways the most important factor. This is "Id Evil".

The third kind is evil in the name of good. This is the kind of evil that does things for the greater good. The masses would understand this, if only they knew the glorious truth, right? So, it guides them, no matter how much they may dislike it. It's for their own good, after all. This is "SuperEgo Evil".

The so-called fourth Evil, "Random Evil", isn't really evil at all. It's just the bad luck of having a filled diper fly out of a garbage truck and hit the windshield of your car as you dirve to work some Monday morning. Annoying and disgusting, but not a true Evil.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Taran
Dark Prince
posted 08-31-2002 02:19:52 PM
quote:
Woody had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
If you said "I am a POSER" however...

EVIL EVIL

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-31-2002 02:21:10 PM
BRING BACK DRYSART!

BRING BACK DRYSART!

*pickets*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-31-2002 06:35:26 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Okay anyone who plays with dead things is weird.

What about dead things that play with other dead things?

MorbId
Pancake
posted 08-31-2002 06:37:56 PM
Well, just leaving things to rot is just wasteful.

And dead things usually have to play with other dead things, since the living are so completely caught up in their prejudices.

[ 08-31-2002: Message edited by: MorbId ]

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