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Topic: How to be a bastard with Blizzard 101
Oh shi...
what
posted 08-22-2002 01:47:14 AM
http://home.cogeco.ca/~jpaccione/blizzard.w3g

Awesome replay, watch yellow

Id
Pancake
posted 08-22-2002 01:47:51 AM
waht do i wtch it in???????
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-22-2002 01:51:08 AM
quote:
Id was listening to Cher while typing:
waht do i wtch it in???????

Urge to kill... Rising...

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 08-22-2002 01:53:18 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Urge to kill... Rising...

Tegadil sticks a portable TV in Delphi's hand.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-22-2002 01:54:45 AM
quote:
Tegadil had this to say about John Romero:
Tegadil sticks a portable TV in Delphi's hand.

"And now its time for 30 seconds to fame!"

Urge to kill.. RISING...

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 08-22-2002 01:56:07 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
"And now its time for 30 seconds to fame!"

Urge to kill.. RISING...


Tegadil spins Delphi towards Delid and pokes him with a cattle prod.

Go boy, go!

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-22-2002 01:57:32 AM
Mauls Delid a la that one guy on madTV that talks big but cant fight, causing Delid to get angry and kick Delphi's face in

Mmmph.

Translation: Ow.

Id
Pancake
posted 08-22-2002 01:58:33 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Delphi Aegis:
Urge to kill... Rising...

why r u killing me?

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-22-2002 02:00:12 AM
Id..whoever you may be.

You watch it in WCIII.

If ya don't have the game, you don't watch. Then you just nod and smile.

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 08-22-2002 02:01:45 AM
quote:
Id had this to say about Matthew Broderick:

why r u killing me?


Maybe I should just point you here.

Id
Pancake
posted 08-22-2002 02:02:30 AM
quote:
Tegadil had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Maybe I should just point you here.

ah, thx

Oh shi...
what
posted 08-22-2002 02:21:51 AM
Just watch them replay!
Oh shi...
what
posted 08-22-2002 01:36:57 PM
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Mightion Defensor
posted 08-22-2002 01:41:28 PM
I watched it.

I was in awe.

I was inspired.

I realized I still suck too much to do crap like that.

Did player 2 leave because he saw those steam tanks coming and was pissed because of what happened the last time yellow used those?

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-22-2002 02:01:03 PM
its nice to know that I have WCIII on my computer, but I can't use it, cause I don't actually own the game.

On the upside, I am reffing $86 worth of games saturday so I will probably buy it afterwords.

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-22-2002 02:35:25 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Guy with Shotgun:
its nice to know that I have WCIII on my computer, but I can't use it, cause I don't actually own the game.

*ban*

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-22-2002 02:40:35 PM
I Recently played a game versus the computer. Wonderful undead opponent. Had a death knight and a lich for heroes.

So! I get my massive army together (Farseer, Kodo beast, 2 Taurens, the rest of group1 filled with grunts, then group2 as 3 shaman and 3 witch doctors), and proceed near his base. I see the creep blight, and put a sentry ward on it.
Luckily, sentry wards see a fuckass long way, and arent affected by night. So I see his army waiting next to his altar waiting for the lich to be rezzed (I had previously whacked his Death knight after he killed my farseer. He musta gone creeping and gotten whacked.).

So, thinking quickly, I put a sentry trap out, and move my army back behind it.

I hear his hero rezzed, and await the battle...

Oh shit, he just jumped his entire army into the stasis trap field.

Can you say pwned? I KNEW YA COULD, BITCH!

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-22-2002 02:47:46 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about the Spice Girls:
*ban*

Why? Its Janus's...he came over and loaded it on my computer, but he didn't give me the CD so I can't use it.

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 08-22-2002 03:28:29 PM
quote:
Id thought about the meaning of life:
ah, thx

You don't seem to understand the point of him directing you there.

You need to use proper grammar on these boards. You can't be using 'r' and 'u' and 'plz' and 'thx.' Spell EVERYTHING out. Use proper punctuation, capitalization, and, as much as you can, spelling.

Just a friendly warning this time I suppose. Try to do better in the future.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-22-2002 03:54:21 PM
Al Capowned! Some of those moves should have been really obvious to me (Invis + Mass Teleport, Slow + Blizzard [OW]), but, well, I do suck pretty hard after all
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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