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Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 08-17-2002 05:42:26 PM
Fact: World population will soon reach roughly 10,000,000,000.

Fact: If we keep basing most of our diet on meat, the pollution caused by the countless defecating cattle will reach epic proportion.

Fact: The methane farted out by the cattle would actually cause more damage to the atmosphere than cars.

Conclusion: Basing the world diet on meat is unsustainable.

Now, would you be able to live without meat? Soy beans instead of steak? Miso soup instead of stew? Veggie patties instead of those lovely juuuuuicy burgers?

Could you cope?

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-17-2002 05:44:11 PM
We should obviously resort to cannibalism.
Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 08-17-2002 05:44:22 PM
Soy beans are good
*lurk*
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 08-17-2002 05:46:14 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent King Parcelan said:
We should obviously resort to cannibalism.

I'm with him.

Veni, vidi, vici
Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 08-17-2002 05:51:50 PM
Let's wipe France from the surface of the earth. Problem solved.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-17-2002 05:55:37 PM
EAT THE FRENCH!
Burger
BANNED!
posted 08-17-2002 05:58:49 PM
canada fas enough farmland currently that we could feed the world, without any other country producing any food at all, so I think we need not worry too much about the whole population thing, we'll feed them.

(and if you worry about the whole freshwater thing, don't, canada owns 1/5 of the world's freshwater, and we're trying to get permission from the government to export it...)

FACT: enough fresh rainwater flows into the ocean annually from a small lake in British Columbia to provide for all the water needs of california for several years. (several hundred square miled of lake, and 33 feet of annual rainfall)

Canada kicks ass!!

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-17-2002 05:59:05 PM
Humans have survived quite a long time eating meat, so I'm not too worried about eating meat in the future.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 08-17-2002 06:01:49 PM
quote:
King Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
EAT THE FRENCH!

I like my stomach without thick skin.

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 08-17-2002 06:04:33 PM
quote:
Big_Mac had this to say about Robocop:
canada fas enough farmland currently that we could feed the world, without any other country producing any food at all, so I think we need not worry too much about the whole population thing, we'll feed them.

(and if you worry about the whole freshwater thing, don't, canada owns 1/5 of the world's freshwater, and we're trying to get permission from the government to export it...)

FACT: enough fresh rainwater flows into the ocean annually from a small lake in British Columbia to provide for all the water needs of california for several years. (several hundred square miled of lake, and 33 feet of annual rainfall)

Canada kicks ass!!


That's what I'm saying, the only way we'd effectively manage to feed ourselves in the future is by pretty much becoming vegetarians and eating like the Asians.

Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 08-17-2002 06:05:53 PM
I don't really care though. I'll be dead before we stop eating meat.
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-17-2002 06:08:26 PM
quote:
...eating like the Asians.

That struck me as really funny for some reason.

"Wow, you've lost so much weight! What's your secret?"
"I eat like an Asian."
"Don't you mean a b-"
"Asian."

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 08-17-2002 06:09:18 PM
quote:
Sentow wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
That struck me as really funny for some reason.

"Wow, you've lost so much weight! What's your secret?"
"I eat like an Asian."
"Don't you mean a b-"
"Asian."


Cue AZN POWA and stuff

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 08-17-2002 06:10:31 PM
quote:
Tier the Genius™ wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I don't really care though. I'll be dead before we stop eating meat.

Actually, no. This is projected to happen pretty soon

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-17-2002 07:44:16 PM
No.
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 08-17-2002 08:32:05 PM
if we run outta meat ill eat the Vegans

you couuldnt FORCE FEED ME fake meat

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-17-2002 08:37:22 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Lord Monkah wrote:
if we run outta meat ill eat the Vegans

you couuldnt FORCE FEED ME fake meat


Not a good protein or iron source. Those idiots are highly deficient.

nem-x
posted 08-17-2002 08:42:42 PM
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 08-17-2002 08:44:32 PM
quote:
Dr. Pvednes, PhD's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Not a good protein or iron source. Those idiots are highly deficient.

who cares? ID EAT THEM ON PRINCIPLE!

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 08-17-2002 08:46:31 PM
Yes, I could. I've been a vegetarian, I can easily go back. It's a slight sacrifice in taste, not all vegetarian food sucks ass, compared to a massive (when measured on a large scale) impact on the world.

I'd rather have a well-fed human race and a clean world than eat a hamburger.

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 08-17-2002 08:51:24 PM
Bah, all we have to is eat china, and we kill two birds with one stone...
Veni, vidi, vici
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 08-17-2002 09:16:43 PM
Asia eats like asians. Most people are in Asia. We should still be able to eat like Americans
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 08-17-2002 11:21:26 PM
I live with a vegitarian.

*shrugs* It's not that hard to go with out meat for days. Mind you, I do grab that stake when I get a chance


Sides, you're projecting only for cattle. You forgot chickens, pultry, wild game (Deer, Bison, both are, by the way, more healthier, and more enviromentaly friendly then our farm raised cattle), pigs, fish...

There is more then one way to get meat then cattle.

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 08-17-2002 11:24:10 PM
Alright, I admit that chicken is also pretty effective.. but only when farmed incredibly intensively.

The most efficient farms in the world are small Japanese apartment block farms I find that pretty funny

Maradon!
posted 08-17-2002 11:24:55 PM
quote:
Niklas had this to say about Knight Rider:
Fact: World population will soon reach roughly 10,000,000,000.

Fact: If we keep basing most of our diet on meat, the pollution caused by the countless defecating cattle will reach epic proportion.

Fact: The methane farted out by the cattle would actually cause more damage to the atmosphere than cars.

Conclusion: Basing the world diet on meat is unsustainable.

Now, would you be able to live without meat? Soy beans instead of steak? Miso soup instead of stew? Veggie patties instead of those lovely juuuuuicy burgers?

Could you cope?


I'd be impressed if all that weren't completely fabricated daydreams with no scientific basis at all.

It's called "Vegan propaganda"

Cow shit isn't pollution, it's called FERTALIZER that crops CAN NOT GROW season after season without.

[ 08-17-2002: Message edited by: Maradön² ]

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 08-17-2002 11:27:04 PM
Did run across a nice little bumpersticker...

"If people weren't ment to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat."

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-17-2002 11:33:46 PM
quote:
Aanicat had this to say about John Romero:
Did run across a nice little bumpersticker...

"If people weren't ment to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat."


Ah yes. One of my fave sayings.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 08-17-2002 11:35:09 PM
Yeah.. but human meat tastes nasty.

er...

so I've heard...

Maradon!
posted 08-17-2002 11:46:17 PM
The whole "world can not support meat eating population" is just a load of bullshit cooked up by vegan "scientists" as a desperate attempt to force thier lifestyle on everyone else.

Really the "theory" is just a collection of completely unsubstantiated speculation that isn't even fit as a worst case scenario.

In Reality Land, raising cows for meat rather than eating the grain the cows would be eating isn't anywhere near as inefficient an energy conversion as the extremist, dope-smoking, lanky morons would have you believe, and it provides the agriculture industry with an INVALUABLE source of cheap fertalizer that crops can not grow in the same soil year after year without.

As for methane, apart from being a completely clean burning source of energy, it does the exact opposite of depleating the o-zone layer and actually creates more o-zone gasses in the tropopause. While it's not really a positive effect, it certainly isn't nearly as damaging as propaganda spreading idiots would have you believe.

Za’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 08-18-2002 12:51:11 AM
The only problem with canibalism is that if you eat parts of the brain, you can contract a deadly disease that eats away at cerebral cortex (sp) and causes loss of motor skills and eventualy death. It's basicly the same thing as mad cow disease, because the European countries like France would feed their cattle the ground up stuff that was left over from processing beef (yeah, feed that cow parts from another cow including the brain, dumbass)
"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-18-2002 01:01:58 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Niklas:
Could you cope?

I'd sooner reduce the world's population by 50% with a paring knife than give up meat.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-18-2002 01:05:28 AM
quote:
Aanicat's account was hax0red to write:
Yeah.. but human meat tastes nasty.

er...

so I've heard...


Only after they've had the chance to move around a lot. That's why the younger you get them the more tender and tasty they will be.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-18-2002 01:09:31 AM
When the rest of the world stops eating meat, Ill be able to buy it cheap because no one wants it
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Genericgirl
Generictitle
posted 08-18-2002 01:41:40 AM
quote:
Hamster Mack Boo had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
The only problem with canibalism is that if you eat parts of the brain, you can contract a deadly disease that eats away at cerebral cortex (sp) and causes loss of motor skills and eventualy death.

Oh isn't that called MS? And why is it that generations of people have eaten cow brains and yet it was never reported to cause any harm? Why would human brains be any different? Or monkey brains? I think it was anti-cannabilism propiganda.

Just like the Donner party story has been re-written so many times to be politically correct that I doubt the original story exists anywhere.

Edited to try to close the QB and QUOTE.
Edited yet again, damn slashes.

[ 08-18-2002: Message edited by: Genericgirl ]

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-18-2002 01:43:58 AM
So, Maradon. Where's your evidence on this?
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-18-2002 02:11:51 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Dr. Pvednes, PhD said:
So, Maradon. Where's your evidence on this?

The same place as all of the evidence supporting the claims Niklas posted.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 08-18-2002 12:32:59 PM
I can cope for quite a long period of time without meat, but the lack of iron means the nasty doctor keeps threatening me with iron injections every so often.
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