Do you:
a) Not budge at all
b) jiggle a bit, offer a peek of the other side, but remain unyielding to passage
c) spin round and round but still hold the door shut firm
d) come off in the person's hand
Hopefully, then they'll throw me at someone.
quote:
Commie Nwist had this to say about the Spice Girls:
e) Explode.
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Commie Nwist had this to say about Optimus Prime:
e) Explode.
quote:
ACES! Another post by G.S. Waisztarroz:
I wonder what the point of this is.
point?
And I'll be one of those fancy, lever-type doorknobs. Brass, with scrollwork.
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Elvish Crack Piper was naked while typing this:
E) Kaboomie
That is not a valid choice
You're a doorknob.
I'd be C.
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From the book of D©, chapter 3, verse 16:
You are such a knob.
Damn... Got to it before I did.
quote:I could tell you things about Peter Pan,
From the book of JooJooFlop, chapter 3, verse 16:
When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.
I'd go with option C. I enjoy confusing people, but falling off in their hands ends the joke too quickly.
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Ford Prefect was listening to Cher while typing:
I could tell you things about Peter Pan,
Or the Wizard of Oz! (Now there's a dirty old man. )
Damn, beat me too it.
I think I would go with B.
[ 08-16-2002: Message edited by: Lord Monkah ]
quote:
G.S. Waisztarroz had this to say about Robocop:
There's more than one Q! Gasp!
mines better
Khy just played on the fact that we are all mostly horny people obsessed with imaginary woman that are blue.
I think I'd end up turning around and around and around and not budging, then refusing to turn entirely when I got bored with that. [ 08-16-2002: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ]
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin