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Topic: The pirate wench must die.
Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 08:16:30 PM
Tori the Terrible, Most likely a one-eyed half-klingon, who feels the need to plunder to offset her hammer fetish, has been terrorizing the people for too long. Her random attacks, and conquering of planets across the galaxy must come to an end.

In other words.. I'm gonna pwn that sexy pirate wench, who wants to help?

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 08-12-2002 08:19:49 PM
She has not made herself a threat to my meager existence in the galaxy; I have no qualms with her.

Mightion Defensor
posted 08-12-2002 08:21:51 PM
You go ahead. I'll be over here, a great distance away, watching.

Me like Suchii and Bajah. Me leave them alone. (You DO realize you'd have to take HIM out too, don't you?)

Oh shi...
what
posted 08-12-2002 08:22:28 PM
SMASH HER TO THE GROUND AND SCATTER HER REMAINS ACROSS THE UNIVERSE!
Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 08:23:19 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about pies:
You go ahead. I'll be over here, a great distance away, watching.

Me like Suchii and Bajah. Me leave them alone. (You DO realize you'd have to take HIM out too, don't you?)


Nope.. if you take off his tophat, his head cracks open, like that guy with the cat, in MIB.. and he's naked, and embarassed.

I fear no micro-texan in a tophat-bot

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 08-12-2002 08:27:12 PM
Sure, go right ahead. I'll keep my sensors on alert for any large pieces of scorched and blasted scrap metal flying by after you get smashed by a gigantic hammer shaped swarm of fighters

I'm more than happy to remain in one piece on my little planet

Beta Tested
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 08:27:25 PM
I stole 3 of her planets a little while ago... Or was it 2? Anyway, I ran out of turns and so I'm fuxed.
What's this thing do?
That would be sooo cool if it wasn't going to hurt us.
Melphina's Magelo
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 08-12-2002 08:28:05 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Kloie said:
She has not made herself a threat to my meager existence in the galaxy; I have no qualms with her.


Same here.

Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 08:32:39 PM
Yer just a pack of wussified space-mongrels, Cowards, the whole bloody lot of ya..
My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-12-2002 08:55:06 PM
I took my picket planets back, Beta I also jacked one of Tals and am currently hunting down necropriest... muwahaha
Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 08:58:31 PM
I took it back, the slave labor you left behind hoping they would guard it out of fear of your brutal ways welcomed me with open arms.
My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-12-2002 08:59:17 PM
She hasn't attacked any of my empire or myself - therefore I have no qualms with her.

Infact, I will be willing to pay her 10% of my gross planet earnings each day to keep things that way.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-12-2002 09:03:44 PM
He could talk the talk... but he most definetly did not walk the walk

Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 09:05:48 PM
inconsequential propaganda, put out by a soon to be dead pirate wench. It is not to be trusted.
My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
Mightion Defensor
posted 08-12-2002 09:14:35 PM
quote:
Squire Twitch had this to say about the Spice Girls:
inconsequential propaganda, put out by a soon to be dead pirate wench. It is not to be trusted.

Sounds like you thought your upgraded level 2 shields would protect you...

Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 09:16:42 PM
Level 6, you tin-hatted legume.
My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
Mightion Defensor
posted 08-12-2002 09:19:53 PM
quote:
How.... Squire Twitch.... uughhhhhh:
Level 6, you tin-hatted legume.

Level 6? Sheesh; I could have had you for breakfast.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-12-2002 09:41:13 PM
Tori the Terrible, or 'the pirate wench' as you oft call her, is a reasonable and lovely person.

Perhaps it is because you hate her that she has dominion?

Beta Tested
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 09:44:55 PM
I'm curious as to Tori's ship... How much does it have? Of everything no less.
What's this thing do?
That would be sooo cool if it wasn't going to hurt us.
Melphina's Magelo
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-12-2002 09:47:20 PM
quote:
Beta Tested had this to say about Captain Planet:
I'm curious as to Tori's ship... How much does it have? Of everything no less.

Only she, and the person who builds and finances her ship, knows that. Sorry bub.

[ 08-12-2002: Message edited by: Bajah ]

Mightion Defensor
posted 08-12-2002 09:48:12 PM
quote:
Beta Tested Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I'm curious as to Tori's ship... How much does it have? Of everything no less.

Well, nothing on my ship is below level 14, and I wouldn't dare attack her.

I can only guess from random IRC snippets...

Beta Tested
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 09:51:38 PM
Aww crud. I only got an average tech level of 10.86... fux.
What's this thing do?
That would be sooo cool if it wasn't going to hurt us.
Melphina's Magelo
Suddar
posted 08-12-2002 09:55:37 PM
kill her and burn her corpse.

hooray for wasting 3000+ turns (or 2500, or something, whatever) worth of effort in a game BECAUSE YOU CAN! yeah. awesome.

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 08-12-2002 09:57:24 PM
quote:
Bajah enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
the person who builds and finances her ship

uhh.. shouldn't that be her? :P d00d. ^^;

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-12-2002 10:28:39 PM
No see that's why you partner up. If Lyinar played I'd team with her. Two people max out one attack ship, then if someone spanks the smaller ship, big brother (or sister) moves in and crunches the little bugger.

In theory, all alliances should work that way, but I'm guessing most don't.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-12-2002 10:32:45 PM
I think he means that he gives her money to help get her ship better.

I am just kind of pissed that I spend 2000 turns and it was wasted because she came in, took out half my planets, my only traderoute, and then killed me level 11 average tech ship

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Mattimeo
Was once a member
posted 08-12-2002 10:41:02 PM
Many years of TW has taught me that if one person is bugging alot of other people, you start mining everywhere you know where they are or go through. but then again in TW you had to go through each sector.. and there was no such thing as a mine deflector. I forgot my point. Talos is neutral to "Pirate Wenches" for the moment ^_^.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-12-2002 10:53:19 PM
Yeah mine deflectors have made mines pretty worthless Except they still show up in the log whenever someone hits them... so I just drop them all over the damn place and track peoples movements that way, hehe
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-12-2002 10:54:07 PM
This is similar to TW, but very very different, Mattimeo.

For example, I can't build cannons on my volcanics, I can gentorp a sector to unstability and cause your main planet to collide and blow up... and I can't park my photon cannon planet under you for a surprise when you log in.

Mattimeo
Was once a member
posted 08-12-2002 11:00:30 PM
I should host a TW server. This game has rekindled my intrest ^_^. Whats the pirates faction to talos? or the arpee armada to talos for that matter?
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-12-2002 11:34:19 PM
If you are not Arpee Armada or Cookie Raider... or Ferrel... you are Pirate Meat.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-12-2002 11:38:27 PM
If Lyinar played what?


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 08-12-2002 11:45:13 PM
Mew
Ferrel!
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-13-2002 12:33:19 AM
I started a new character....got him up to petty officer second class, in less than 30 mins which was awsome. then when i ran out of turns and went to check anime downloads...SHE FUCKING KILLED ME!

Suchii I forgive you, not because of the way you look, or for the fact that your a female(so don't let it go to your head). I am only trying to give up angsty feelings for the rest of the week.

bishes

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-13-2002 12:37:09 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Bajah said this:
If you are not Arpee Armada or Cookie Raider... or Ferrel... you are Pirate Meat.


Meaning all but...9 people? =p

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-13-2002 12:44:21 AM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael Model 2000 was programmed to say:
If Lyinar played what?

http://conquest.evercrest.com

vaguely like Planetarion.

Anyway...I hope Tori the Terrible doesn't come after me. That would suck.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-13-2002 02:16:52 AM
Oh


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Archer-Penguin
Pancake
posted 08-13-2002 02:21:41 AM
Suchii is nice...for a pirate ^.^

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nem-x
posted 08-13-2002 02:22:45 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was listening to Cher while typing:
[QUOTE]Lyinar Ka`Bael Model 2000 was programmed to say:
[qb]If Lyinar played what?


http://conquest.evercrest.com

vaguely like Planetarion.

Anyway...I hope Tori the Terrible doesn't come after me. That would suck.[/QB][/QUOTE]

I was hooked on Planetarion.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-13-2002 02:27:27 AM
I was too

I also held a position in an alliance. But I can't remember which it was now. It wasn't the head, but I was in line for it should our leader ever leave.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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