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Topic: Okay, who did it?
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 02:30:58 AM
Who took my malice, my cruelty, and my will to dominate? Why am I feeling less angry than normal? I turn my back for an hour and them bam it's all gone.

Give it back, dammit. I, uh...need it.

Archer-Penguin
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 02:32:23 AM
Could it be someone melted your Icy heart with a cool Island song?

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Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 08-12-2002 02:32:42 AM
It was just a phase.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 02:34:18 AM
Gee, this is gonna be really awkward now.

How can I command respect if I'm not mean and pushy all the time?

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-12-2002 02:35:50 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Archer-Janet wrote:
Could it be someone melted your Icy heart with a cool Island song?

No, it's "cool your hot heart with a fresh island song."

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 08-12-2002 02:38:04 AM
I did it. That Hamtaro Pic has made you into an adorable hamster that girls want to smoother with love.
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 02:39:41 AM
That's gonna get in the way with destroying all life on Earth, isn't it?

But then, who wants to do that, anyway?

Shit! It's fading from me really now. Maybe I'm just sleepy. Yeah, that's it. I'm just too tired to know better.

Archer-Penguin
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 02:40:55 AM
Sleep is nice! But not if it makes you eeeeeeevil!

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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-12-2002 02:42:26 AM
Command Respect? Please make some sense ok?
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 02:44:28 AM
You certainly can't be nice to people because then they'll walk all over you.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-12-2002 02:50:41 AM
Next thing you know you'll be believing in love and other such ideals.
Gydyon
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G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 02:57:47 AM
I need explosions...or something...
Razor
posted 08-12-2002 02:59:06 AM
/me cackles evilly

I'm being too evil tonight... FlAeM!

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 08-12-2002 02:59:59 AM
KLOIE STOMPS ALL OVER WAISZTARROZ!

^_^

G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 03:02:00 AM
That wasn't very nice, yet I'm not feeling any need to retaliate.

It used to be I had a clouded feeling all the time. Now it's all become clear and there seems to be no need for being mean, or something.

Archer-Penguin
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 03:02:08 AM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
KLOIE STOMPS ALL OVER WAISZTARROZ!

^_^


HELPS KLOIE!! ^.^


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G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 03:12:33 AM
See, this is what I was talking about.

If you're mean, people will think twice before trying to do anything to you. Still...

I know, maybe my evil is just lying dormant waiting for a more suitable moment to make itself manifest. Yes, that's it. I shall be evil again at some point, only stronger.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-12-2002 03:20:44 AM
quote:
G.S. Waisztarroz wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I shall be evil again at some point, only stronger.

So that means a full IP ban next time?

Gydyon
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G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 03:22:28 AM
quote:
Judge Gydyon had this to say about the Spice Girls:
So that means a full IP ban next time?

It may take years for the evil to return.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-12-2002 03:23:05 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Judge Gydyon was all like:
So that means a full IP ban next time?

Heh, Rofls to Gydyon. Waiz, your only problems were really being to.. well you-ish. Dont be like yourself and we will all like ya

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-12-2002 03:24:25 AM
quote:
G.S. Waisztarroz had this to say about Tron:
It may take years for the evil to return.

Damn I hope so. You can be pretty irritating when you're being an ass, and I have a thick skin! But you are also damn funny when you want to be, so I hope it works out.

Gydyon
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Archer-Penguin
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 03:25:55 AM
quote:
Verily, G.S. Waisztarroz doth proclaim:
It may take years for the evil to return.

Like Sauron? The evil starts as another body part though?

An...all feeling finger?


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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-12-2002 03:28:42 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Archer-Janet!
An...all feeling finger?

O_o

[ 08-12-2002: Message edited by: Judge Gydyon ]

Gydyon
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Archer-Penguin
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 03:29:59 AM
An All smelling nose? Breathed in flame?

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G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 03:30:32 AM
quote:
Judge Gydyon probably says this to all the girls:
Damn I hope so. You can be pretty irritating when you're being an ass, and I have a thick skin! But you are also damn funny when you want to be, so I hope it works out.

The problem was that I too have thick skin, so anything anyone said would not get through. Then I began to realize I couldn't necessarily find a reason to be mean anymore. I took a nap and I felt completely different when I woke up.

This absence of meanness may just be a phase as it's hard to break old habits, but we'll see as the time passes.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-12-2002 03:32:21 AM
You were never cruel or malicious, just to obnoxious.

As to what happened to your obnoxiousness, I think you finally hit puberty.

G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 03:33:39 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent King Parcelan said:
You were never cruel or malicious, just to obnoxious.

As to what happened to your obnoxiousness, I think you finally hit puberty.


I'd think it'd be a little late in the game for that, eh? Also, how would I be 6 feet tall already?

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-12-2002 03:35:07 AM
quote:
King Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
You were never cruel or malicious, just too obnoxious.

Like you!

Gydyon
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-12-2002 03:35:53 AM
I am neither cruel nor obnoxious...just misunderstood.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-12-2002 03:37:19 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why King Parcelan wrote:
I am neither cruel nor obnoxious...just misunderstood.

Oh. Cookie?

Gydyon
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-12-2002 03:39:19 AM
No. It is clear that your revolutionary spirit has become a liability to the Perfect Order of the Forums.

I hereby sentence you to hard labor in the Pudding Vats until your lesson is learned.

G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 03:40:26 AM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
No. It is clear that your revolutionary spirit has become a liability to the Perfect Order of the Forums.

I hereby sentence you to hard labor in the Pudding Vats until your lesson is learned.


Whose spirit? Are you forcing Gydyon to more work? That's not very nice...

Does he get to eat pudding, though?

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-12-2002 03:41:52 AM
quote:
This one time, at King Parcelan camp:
No. It is clear that your revolutionary spirit has become a liability to the Perfect Order of the Forums.

I hereby sentence you to hard labor in the Pudding Vats until your lesson is learned.


You know, Parce, I am at work right now. It's 3:40 am.

OMG angst/!

Gydyon
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Archer-Penguin
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 03:42:56 AM
If he is going to be working hard, he will need Orange Juice!

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-12-2002 03:45:35 AM
-He will be working to ensure that the pudding I eat will be the very best.

-He will most likely die while working.

-Tasting the Pudding of Parcelan is punishable by death.

-Angst is punishable by horse-whipping.

-Waisztarroz and Archer-Janet have now earned themselves life in the Vats.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-12-2002 03:46:35 AM
Yeah, yeah. I'll get to the vats when I finish this brief.
Gydyon
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-12-2002 03:47:29 AM
Hey Parce, can I have a whip, and you know. Use it on em if they stop working.

(I really just want pudding!!)

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Archer-Penguin
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 03:47:38 AM
But will I get Orange juice?

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G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-12-2002 03:47:39 AM
quote:
King Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
-He will be working to ensure that the pudding I eat will be the very best.

-He will most likely die while working.

-Tasting the Pudding of Parcelan is punishable by death.

-Angst is punishable by horse-whipping.

-Waisztarroz and Archer-Janet have now earned themselves life in the Vats.


Why must we work in the vats? That's not very fair.

If I become obnoxious again, am I free to leave? Also, what will now happen to Boromir in your story?

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-12-2002 03:51:22 AM
If you become obnoxious again, you become my new flavor.

Besides, nothing's changed about you. In a few days, you;ll be back to your old self

And you only get orange juice if you can squeeze it from a rock.

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