Yes, yes, step in line to be processed. DOn't worry, it dosen't hurt. Maybe if you're lucky you'll end up with hair like mine at the end!
Oh, and if you notice a small, circular burn on your inner thigh, pay it no mind. Certainly don't examine the area with a mirror or anything. It's not worth your time. Not at all.
I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.