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Tier the Genius stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I need to pay my bail for armed robbery within the month!
Pan-Handling.
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Tier the Genius was listening to Cher while typing:
I need to pay my bail for armed robbery within the month!
Oddly enough, armed robbery is one of the fastest ways to make money.
Just do it right this time.
(Seriously, you might want to apply at a temp service.)
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Start running now.
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ImNotTrent Inc. had this to say about dark elf butts:
You're doomed.Start running now.
I here mexico is lovely this time of the year...or you could go and get a sex change.
.... it's not much, but...it's better then nothing.
You could do that and get a job at like... Wal-mart, or somehting.
Got an X-Box? Sell a picture of it, have a reserve of like $150 so people will think they're getting a deal. You have to describe specifically in the item information that it's only a picture, but don't worry, people will still bid on it without reading all that.
Believe it or not, it has worked in the past.
Or you could make a website. [ 08-08-2002: Message edited by: Maradön² ]
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Gikkwiny had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
DonateBlood!Sperm.... it's not much, but...it's better then nothing.
You could do that and get a job at like... Wal-mart, or somehting.
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So quoth Karnaj:
PENIS PUPPETRY!
Problem with that, is that there's a whole audition process... If you want to be an official one at least...
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Karnaj stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
PENIS PUPPETRY!
I'll take that into consideration! 
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Gikkwiny had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
DonateBlood! Sperm!A testicle!.... it's not much, but...it's better then nothing.
You could do that and get a job at like... Wal-mart, or somehting.
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Dr. Pvednes, PhD had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Rob a bank.
With a gun or some other sort of weapon.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
