Colassal Great Old One (Demigod) (Water)
Domains: Evil, Death, Destruction, Water
Hit Dice: 42d12+378(882hp)
Initiative: +5 (+1 Dex, +4 Improved
Initiative)
Speed: 140 ft., swim 140 ft, fly 360.
AC: 47
Attacks: 6 tentacles +56 melee, 2 claws +50 melee, stamp +50 melee
Damage: Tentacle 4d6+16 (improved critical) claw 2d8+8, stamp 4d6+8 (I think that's a little soft but I didn't write it, so what the hell..)
Face/Reach: 40ft by 40ft/25 ft
Special Attacks: Improved grab, horrid constriction 4d6+12 spells
Special Qualities: Divine qualities (see above) damage reduction 40/+4, divin fast healing 50/per round, SR 37, darkvision 60ft, water subtype, fire resistance 25, sonic resistance 35, alter size, alter form.
Saves: Fort +39 Ref +31 Will +37
Abilities: Str 42, Dex 12 (I know, he's not very fast), Con 29, Int 33, Wis, 27, Cha 29
Skills: Alchemy +56, Climb +61, Conectration +54, Cthulhu Mythos +56, Hide =15, Knowledge (arcana) +56, Knowledge (undead) +56, Knowledge geography +56, Knowledge history +56, Knowledge planes +56, Knowledge religion +50, Listen +55, Scry +56, Search +56, Spellcraft +56, Spot +55, Swim +38
Feats: Alterness, Cleave, Combat Reflexes, Great Fortitude, Improved Critical (tentacle), Improved Initaitve, Iron Will, Lightning Reflexes, Power Attack, Sunder, Weapon Focus (tentacle)
Climate/Terrain: Aquatic (espically the Pacific Ocean), but is sometimes found...travelling?
Organization: Unique
Challenge Rating: 34
Teasure: Double standard
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Advancement: None
Sanity Loss: 1d10/d%
A monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopuslike head, whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind. This thing . . . was of a somewhat bloated corpulence . . . . It lumbered slobberingly into sight and gropingly squeezed its gelatinous green immensity through the black doorway . . . . A mountain walked or stumbled
-H.P. Lovecraft "The Call of Cthulhu"
And now, some true D&D style Cthulhu Smack Down.
Do those people dying look familiar? No?
Check your Player's Handbook.
Cthulhu [ 08-07-2002: Message edited by: Cthulhu ]
*Pulls out something from coat pocket*
I gots water. And if you want it cold, I gots ice.
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RPC got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
882 HP? Bah, he's killable.
sure, if you can get past his AC, spell res, damage reduction and resistances..
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Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde probably says this to all the girls:
sure, if you can get past his AC, spell res, damage reduction and resistances..
It's all about the high end warriors, baby. 
up to 8 attacks a round (un-hasted), an average minimum of 20 points per attack and some really healthy bonuses to attack rolls based on epic weapons and the like.
Against a Wizard, that would be something else... but a single level 40 wizard would be able to "solo" him... the wiz would lose SEVERAL levels, but it's doable with the right spell combo.
Why Ha?
if me could only keel dat ting, me would hab sushi for uh week.... but just LUKIN at it makes me head feel funny...
Just a leeeeeeeetle one-sided, dontcha think?
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
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ACES! Another post by G.S. Waisztarroz:
Everyone who claims they could kill him forgets that they'd be insane before they could lay a finger on him.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
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G.S. Waisztarroz obviously shouldn't have said:
Everyone who claims they could kill him forgets that they'd be insane before they could lay a finger on him.
I would never say a PC would kill him, but there are a couple beasties out there who would kick his ass...In DnD terms of course
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Check out the big brain on Vise the Stompy!
I would never say a PC would kill him, but there are a couple beasties out there who would kick his ass...In DnD terms of course
Sure.
A Mind Flayer would probably be able to hold out for a good amount of time.
Psions are really the only PC I can think of that would even get in more than one attack unless said PC was level 50 or something. They have such control of their mind that they'd be very hard to mess with.
Boo-yah.
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Black Mage had this to say about Duck Tales:
A monk would eat that sucker for BREAKFAST.Boo-yah.
Oh yeah, I forgot about the self discipline of monks. Still, it would take a whole party of psions and monks (maybe multiclassing monk/psions) at least level 40 or so. Yeah, I realize his CR is 34, but I think that's misleading.
Monk/Psions using Unaviodable Strike.
His AC based on Size and Dex (not counting natural AC, which makes up the rest of his AC) is 3.
(Side note: Touch attacks r0><0r> [ 08-08-2002: Message edited by: ArchAngel ]
(Side note 2: This is just based on the info given.)
Cthulhu
It was a nice thought while it lasted, I don't have the skills to back it up further on my own. [ 08-08-2002: Message edited by: ArchAngel ]
