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Topic: Having just watched LoTR twice...
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-06-2002 04:58:33 PM
I've realised a few things:

1) The Elven Armour and weapons they show in the very beginning are the coolest designs. Ever.

2) Legolas Fucking PWNS

3) The Two Towers game looks kickass

4) That movie is quite possibly the coolest movie. Ever.

5) Liv Tyler is DAMN. SEXY.

6) I REALLY want to play a "You Vs. every damn thing in the game" type of game. Like Dynasty Warriors 3 or something. An action game like that.

7) Did I mention Liv Tyler is Damn Sexy?

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-06-2002 04:59:27 PM
8) That's 5 hours and 30 minutes of your life that could have been used for masturbation.

[ 08-06-2002: Message edited by: Black Mage ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-06-2002 05:06:37 PM
But, it rocks!
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G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-06-2002 05:07:24 PM
I'm not sure if I could handle twice in a row.
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 08-06-2002 05:08:24 PM
quote:
Black Mage got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
8) That's 6 hours of your life that could have been used for masturbation.

With the way he's going on about Liv Tyler, I think you'd have to cut that time down a bit.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 08-06-2002 05:08:42 PM
I'm listening to it playing in the other room.

I find alot of movies to be good background sound. LotR and Black Hawk Down especially.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Doomjudge
Pancake
posted 08-06-2002 05:18:35 PM
I realised Legolas hacks. He could have not shot that Orc in the head with a bow from that far away. Damn hacking elves.
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-06-2002 05:19:28 PM
quote:
So quoth Doomie:
I realised Legolas hacks. He could have not shot that Orc in the head with a bow from that far away. Damn hacking elves.

You leave Elves alone.

Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 08-06-2002 05:33:09 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by The Otaku Penguin:
2) Legolas is DAMN. SEXY.

5) Liv Tyler Fucking PWNS


I speak for the women.

[ 08-06-2002: Message edited by: Alleria Qui'farush ]

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 08-06-2002 05:34:57 PM
quote:
Black Mage attempted to be funny by writing:
8) That's 5 hours and 30 minutes of your life that could have been used for masturbation.

With the way he talked about it, he probably multitasked.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-06-2002 06:16:46 PM
quote:
How.... Alleria Qui'farush.... uughhhhhh:
I speak for the women.

lol
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Radience
Pancake
posted 08-06-2002 06:31:12 PM
So was I the last one in the world to know that if you wanted the 'deleted scenes' you have to wait until November and get the 'uber super doober special edition 4-disc $50 set'?

I was a *bit* miffed to find the 'two and a half hours of special footage' were the specials from Sci-Fi and TV and more "HEY BUY THIS, TOO" commercials.

Yarg.

[ 08-06-2002: Message edited by: Radience ]

Drysart
Pancake
posted 08-06-2002 07:02:10 PM
quote:
Alleria Qui'farush had this to say about Robocop:
I speak for the women.

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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-06-2002 07:23:36 PM
quote:
Radience had this to say about Duck Tales:
So was I the last one in the world to know that if you wanted the 'deleted scenes' you have to wait until November and get the 'uber super doober special edition 4-disc $50 set'?

I was a *bit* miffed to find the 'two and a half hours of special footage' were the specials from Sci-Fi and TV and more "HEY BUY THIS, TOO" commercials.

Yarg.


Ya, I was a bit pissed too at first. Oh well, I'll just shell out the money for the Special Ub3r Edition

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-06-2002 08:25:46 PM
I intend to wait specifically for the special edition.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-06-2002 08:43:48 PM
I'm not buying it till the special edition is out.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-06-2002 08:46:58 PM
As good as Lord of the Rings is, Natalie Portman still is, and will forever be, hotter than Liv Tyler.
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 08-06-2002 08:47:20 PM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde attempted to be funny by writing:
I intend to wait specifically for the special edition.
Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Meridian
Pancake
posted 08-06-2002 09:04:16 PM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
As good as Lord of the Rings is, Natalie Portman still is, and will forever be, hotter than Liv Tyler.

Bah, Natalie Portman is a child - Liv Tyler is all WOMAN!

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Meridian Ascendant
Lacking a witty sig-phrase since 2001.
Tsunami
I like pizza.
posted 08-06-2002 09:12:11 PM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about dark elf butts:
8) That's 5 hours and 30 minutes of your life that could have been used for masturbation.

... That hasn't been ruled out yet...

Moo.
Tsunami
I like pizza.
posted 08-06-2002 09:14:10 PM
Oh, and... My copy didnt come in yet! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo! Unless o course it came and my father is just keeping it hidden til my sister's b-day... :/
Moo.
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 08-06-2002 09:24:46 PM
I'm waiting 'till the boxed set comes out.

I'd rather shell out ~$100 and wait for all 3 than shell out ~$200 and buy 'em separately. 3 birds with one stone.

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 08-06-2002 09:40:39 PM
quote:
The Otaku Penguin had this to say about dark elf butts:
I've realised a few things:

1) The Elven Armour and weapons they show in the very beginning are the coolest designs. Ever.


I saw the Lord of the Rings exibit at Castle Loma in Toronto last summer/fall. The elven armor has a very intricate leaf pattern....at least in the Elven King's suit.

There was LOTS of shit from the movie. Even a piece of Moria's walls. Damn Styrofoam :P lots of Swords, bows, jewelry, crowns, clothing....Even the Elven and Hobbit Crockery!

Great Experience.

The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 08-06-2002 10:57:04 PM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about Pirotess:
As good as Lord of the Rings is, Natalie Portman still is, and will forever be, hotter than Liv Tyler.

Yes. You are wise.

...Zug zug.

"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

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