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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 08-05-2002 09:04:39 PM
For i am Lord Monkah the great. Seer of the end of mankind. Bringer of the Divine right of Monkahism. Enforcer of the Law of the Monkah!

BEWARE of false propehts for they will lead you to damnnation and eternal torment....

NOW lets start who is frist to pay hommage to me

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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 08-05-2002 09:06:56 PM
Woodchuck or Monkah?

DRYSART WINS!

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
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Razor
posted 08-05-2002 09:07:07 PM
F*** Off, I ain't bowin to noone.
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-05-2002 09:07:51 PM
*tosses the monkah a Ziploc bowl full of a yellowish-white poragey stuff that us labeled "hommage" on the lid*

Enjoy. I like mine with milk and brown sugar.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-05-2002 09:08:31 PM
How do you f*** off? Do you often censor yourself in real life too? Like when you want to say "Fuck", you say Fffff and make a beep sound?

Oh yeah, monkeys suck. Monks own, but monkeys suck.

hey
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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 08-05-2002 09:09:01 PM
quote:
Razor had this to say about pies:
F*** Off, I ain't bowin to noone.

good i have no use for useless anime cats anyway!

and i dont fuck "Off" she was a bad lay and gave me the big G once

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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 08-05-2002 09:09:52 PM
quote:
Giantt had this to say about Optimus Prime:
How do you f*** off? Do you often censor yourself in real life too? Like when you want to say "Fuck", you say Fffff and make a beep sound?

Oh yeah, monkeys suck. Monks own, but monkeys suck.

you would suck too if you were broke. Admit it.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-05-2002 09:11:35 PM
quote:
Lord Monkah thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
and i dont fuck "Off" she was a bad lay and gave me the big G once

...gonorrhea?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-05-2002 09:33:41 PM
quote:
Lord Monkah's account was hax0red to write:
you would suck too if you were broke. Admit it.

Sucky sucky, five dollah.

hey
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Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 08-05-2002 10:54:29 PM
Do the happy dance Monkah!
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-05-2002 10:59:53 PM
*pays homage to Lord Monkah*

Nice to see you using your proper title these days, my liege.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 08-06-2002 12:02:39 AM
Can I be your lackey, Cadga?
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-06-2002 01:55:39 AM
I refuse to bow to the eminem monkah, bish!
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 08-06-2002 05:12:31 AM
*gives the monkah a nanner.*

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

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Repudium
Pancake
posted 08-06-2002 05:38:59 AM
Ya know, from the first time I saw that creepy little monkey sitting there with is eerie yellow glasses, I knew that he had the ambition and potential to reign terror with an iron fist and a banana split... But I never thought that he'd actually use that ambition, I always figured it'd sit in the back of his head like a tumor and grow and pulsate and start to produce little baby tumors that would pop out and run around reigning terror for him. I thought he was smart enough to let that tumor grow and name it, but it looks like he had it removed and decided to take on the task himself without his army of pulsing brain-blobs...

What do you have to say for yourself mister?

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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 08-06-2002 07:26:18 AM
*smooches Monkah*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-06-2002 07:31:17 AM
quote:
Fizodeth had this to say about (_|_):
Can I be your lackey, Cadga?

*puts her hands on her hips and looks veyr put out*

Ahem?



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 08-06-2002 12:12:24 PM
quote:
How.... Empress Eisuye.... uughhhhhh:
*puts her hands on her hips and looks veyr put out*

Ahem?

uh... uh oh...

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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 08-06-2002 12:20:28 PM
*flings poo at the monkah*
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-06-2002 12:35:31 PM
*creates a shrine of Monkah, the holy light of the monkey-table lamp guiding the way.*
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Lynora Dar
Pancake
posted 08-06-2002 09:24:35 PM
Monkeysaremuchcuterthanwoodchucks!

*gives Lord Monkah a blueberry Gatorade*

The Speedy Gonzales of Kitty Kats!
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