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Topic: I want to marry Brittney Spears.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 08-05-2002 02:08:54 AM
Not because I think she's hot. While she certainly is pleasing to the eye, I want to marry her so I can say that this man is my Father-in-law.

quote:
(CNN) -- Britney Spears' father pulled a gun out while four teenage girls drove onto his property on July 14, the Times-Picayune newspaper reports.

"I certainly didn't expect Britney Spears' father to pull a gun on us," one fan named Erica said.

When Times-Picayune reporter Chris Rose later asked Jamie Spears about the incident he replied, "They were in my driveway."

He continued, "I carry a gun with me. I keep it right here," and gestured toward his carport. "And I'd have pulled one on you, too, if I didn't have company. If I'm alone and you come in my driveway, come on my property, that's what I'm going to do."

Spears argued that death threats and thousands of fans stopping by the house are what justify his action.

"He was really angry," another teenage fan Beth said. "He was really scary."

"I had never seen a gun pulled in anger before," said Erica. "And I never thought that if it happened to me it would be Britney Spears' dad."


You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-05-2002 02:10:54 AM
ROFL

That's awesome.

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-05-2002 02:14:10 AM
Silence your self. The woman is a damned arrogent crack whore. I am yet to see a more aggitating person on the face of this earth. I swear to christ that I would rather spend a night at michel jacksons home, than an hour at her concert(Note: Those were the only to things I could think of that were equally terrifying). I feel the sudden ugre to shoot you for wanting to marry this deject hell beast(I am sorry if I have affended any hell beasts out there).

On a less angry note, Brittany's father should pull a gun on her if she goes back to her home. I personally would. And I am right with Waisz on the fact that is awsome.

[ 08-05-2002: Message edited by: Guy with Shotgun ]

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 08-05-2002 02:15:11 AM
Hey, Guy With Shotgun.

/gofuk

<pays Reynar royalties>

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-05-2002 02:17:49 AM
This guy rocks. Yes, yes he does.
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 08-05-2002 02:21:01 AM
quote:
Guy with Shotgun wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Silence your self. The woman is a damned arrogent crack whore. I am yet to see a more aggitating person on the face of this earth. I swear to christ that I would rather spend a night at michel jacksons home, than an hour at her concert(Note: Those were the only to things I could think of that were equally terrifying). I feel the sudden ugre to shoot you for wanting to marry this deject hell beast(I am sorry if I have affended any hell beasts out there).

On a less angry note, Brittany's father should pull a gun on her if she goes back to her home. I personally would. And I am right with Waisz on the fact that is awsome.


..... Dude.. that's seriously fucking Scary

There's hating Britney Spears, but.. O.o

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-05-2002 02:23:05 AM
I find the woman agitating to no end. And my sister is a fan of hers, and all of her little friends are fans...even the friggin wannabe goth so...yeah

My hatred for that foul creature knows no limits.

Goes back and finishes off a nice cold refreshing coke

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 08-05-2002 02:24:24 AM
quote:
Guy with Shotgun impressed everyone with:
I find the woman agitating to no end. And my sister is a fan of hers, and all of her little friends are fans...even the friggin wannabe goth so...yeah

My hatred for that foul creature knows no limits.

Goes back and finishes off a nice cold refreshing coke


.. that doesn't mean it's not creepy.

It's not like she's a, like.. banshee, or something. She's just.. human. O.o

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-05-2002 02:28:51 AM
quote:
Gikkwiny had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
It's not like she's a, like.. banshee, or something. She's just.. human. O.o

I still wanna question that theory.

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 08-05-2002 02:41:22 AM
Dear Guy With Shotgun,

Nobody(uh oh! I spoke for Lyinar. Incoming Lyinar flame!) gives a shit about your stupid fucking Brittney Spears obsession.

Nobody gives a shit that you're so fucking pathetic you feel the need to hate someone you know absolutely nothing about besides the fact they were in a Pepsi commercial and some stupid wannabe chick flick.

In fact, the only thing anybody gives a shit about is the fact that Snoota had to school your sorry ass about how everyone reading your post on the subject feels. Maybe if you keep trying people will eventually care about anything you say. But I doubt it.

Love,

Snoota

[ 08-05-2002: Message edited by: Lady Snoota ]

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-05-2002 02:42:44 AM
And he's still kind enough to post "Love,".
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 08-05-2002 02:45:02 AM
OMG I LOVE YOU, SNOOTA.

*hug Snoota*

Grendel
Pancake
posted 08-05-2002 02:46:07 AM
Britney Spears Should burn in hell!!!!!!!!!
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 08-05-2002 02:47:58 AM
.....

........

And what -exactly- has she done to warrent that? I don't LIKE her, but...

I don't like my sister, either. And I don't think she should burn in hell. O.o

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-05-2002 02:48:52 AM
Pity she died in a car crash last year, huh.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 08-05-2002 02:49:30 AM
quote:
Grendel had this to say about Pirotess:
Britney Spears Should burn in hell!!!!!!!!!

At least I recognize Guy With Shotgun. You have not earned the right to post in a Snoota thread.

And what kind of freak has "graveyards" listed in their interests? Go back to borrowing mommy's make-up so you can paint your face like The Crow and let the grown ups talk.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 08-05-2002 02:50:20 AM
quote:
Lady Snoota had this to say about dark elf butts:
At least I recognize Guy With Shotgun. You have not earned the right to post in a Snoota thread.

And what kind of freak has "graveyards" listed in their interests? Go back to borrowing mommy's make-up so you can paint your face like The Crow and let the grown ups talk.


Snarfs on water.

.. Oww.

Grendel
Pancake
posted 08-05-2002 02:51:30 AM
I'll panit my face any way I please mother fucker!!!!!

.... anyways I just don't like ,I don't care really one way or another

G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-05-2002 02:54:49 AM
This thread is great.

It's getting a 5 from me. NOT A ONE!

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 08-05-2002 02:55:18 AM
.. why the hell did you just call Snoota a mother fucker?

........

*smites*

Grendel
Pancake
posted 08-05-2002 02:56:00 AM
It felt right at the time
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 08-05-2002 02:57:32 AM
quote:
Grendel's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I'll panit my face any way I please mother fucker!!!!!

Just because I fucked your mother once after too many drinks and you came out doesn't mean you can call me a mother fucker.

Now stop talking and go get your Daddy another beer before I smack you again.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Grendel
Pancake
posted 08-05-2002 02:59:57 AM
I'll give daddy an ass full of buckshot bitch.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-05-2002 03:02:02 AM
This is just getting sad
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 08-05-2002 03:03:11 AM
Yes. Try to hit Daddy with a buckshot.

Maybe at the last second you'll finally realize, "Nobody understands me! ANGST! I'm special and not like everyone else! ANGST! I'm an outcast! ANGST! Nobody understands why I paint my face like a clown and wear lipstick smeared across my mouth while reciting bad poetry about why nobody understands why I paint my face like a clown and wear lipstick smeared across my mouth! ANGST!" and reverse the gun to blow your own brains out.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Grendel
Pancake
posted 08-05-2002 03:03:13 AM
but fun
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-05-2002 03:04:03 AM
quote:
Grendel had this to say about the Spice Girls:
but fun

For who?

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 08-05-2002 03:04:56 AM
grabs a bowl of popcorn and a lazy boy, sits on the sidline watching
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 08-05-2002 03:04:58 AM
For me.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-05-2002 03:05:19 AM
quote:
Lady Snoota painfully thought these words up:
Just because I fucked your mother once after too many drinks and you came out doesn't mean you can call me a mother fucker.

Now stop talking and go get your Daddy another beer before I smack you again.


Bajah dies laughing.

Grendel
Pancake
posted 08-05-2002 03:05:36 AM
For me at least.. I assume snoota was enjoying himself
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-05-2002 03:06:47 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Grendel stammered:
For me at least.. I assume snoota was enjoying himself

You enjoy lookin' like a foo'?

Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 08-05-2002 03:06:57 AM
Stop it! STOP IT! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ALL THE TIME? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL PARENTS FOR BUCKY AND ME?

GOD! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU ALL! I'M GOING TO MY ROOM AND LISTENING TO THE CURE!

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-05-2002 03:07:22 AM
I am confused now...wait I always am.

Sorry snoota if I caused this much trouble. I just can't stand brittany in the slightest. As for anyone else who wants to bitch in my foots steps, back down or burn, your agitating me.

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 08-05-2002 03:11:23 AM
... Heaven forbid I agitate you.

.... God, you're sad.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-05-2002 03:12:09 AM
You all suck. The suckiest suckers that ever sucked. Man, there is no end to your suckitude.

I flame YOU and YOU and YOU and YOU, most of all!

*flameflameflame*

Your opinions are all wrong, I mean, jeeze, who could be that stupid to have such a wrong opinion? Obviously, if you are SMART, you would realize that peanut buttered toast is greater than all. But NOOOOO you all have to go and ye-*explodes*

[ 08-05-2002: Message edited by: SuchiiMarine! ]

G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-05-2002 03:13:14 AM
It just doesn't get better than angsty goth meets Snoota.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-05-2002 03:14:28 AM
I smite this thread. THUDAGA! *boom*

My opinion: I don't like her music, but she has a right to make it. Just like I have a right to buy Radiohead albums instead.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-05-2002 03:15:44 AM
EDIT: oops, that aint the edit button, accidentally quoted

[ 08-05-2002: Message edited by: SuchiiMarine! ]

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 08-05-2002 03:16:08 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent SuchiiMarine! said:
You all suck. The suckiest suckers that ever sucked. Man, there is no end to your suckitude.

I flame YOU and YOU and YOU and YOU, most of all!

*flameflameflame*

Your opinions are all wrong, I mean, jeeze, who could be that stupid to have such a wrong opinion? Obviously, if you are SMART, you would realize that peanut buttered toast is greater than all. But NOOOOO you all have to go and ye-*explodes*


OH, FINE> THERE YOU GO PUSHING PEANUT BUTTER TOAST AGAIN.

Hey.. it's kinda good... ...

BUT THAT DOESN"T MATTER!

I WILL SQUISH YOU ONCE YOU RESPAWN, Ms. Bunny girl! YOU AND YOUR LITTLE>> UHM>> uhm.........

.. THing... too.... Yeah.

....

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