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Topic: The Parcelan F.A.Q.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-04-2002 11:42:55 PM
Ask all your curiosities, questions, oddities and queries that pertain to Parcelan here, and I will answer them, because I am that kind of man.
Steven Steve
posted 08-04-2002 11:43:28 PM
Do you lift weights?
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 08-04-2002 11:43:53 PM
How do you control pooh?
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-04-2002 11:44:29 PM
What are you doing at this point in your life?
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 08-04-2002 11:45:12 PM
How many hats do you have?

How many of those hats are cool enough to mention?

More to come... I usually ask up to 20 questions at a time...

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-04-2002 11:47:53 PM
If you had to choose between the best pizza you'll ever have with a side of excellent nachos or Natalie Portman, which would you choose?
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-04-2002 11:48:53 PM
If you could ask God one question, and know that you will get a straight answer, what would you ask?
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-04-2002 11:49:33 PM
quote:
ImNotTrent Inc. had this to say about Cuba:
If you had to choose between the best pizza you'll ever have with a side of excellent nachos or Natalie Portman, which would you choose?

You should change that to an evening with Natalie. Otherwise, you're giving him a choice between something fleeting versus something unending.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-04-2002 11:50:54 PM
quote:
How.... Bajah.... uughhhhhh:
You should change that to an evening with Natalie. Otherwise, you're giving him a choice between something fleeting versus something unending.

Hm, true.

Add: An evening, just a date, nothing more.

Suddar
posted 08-04-2002 11:52:38 PM
quote:
Bajah impressed everyone with:
You should change that to an evening with Natalie. Otherwise, you're giving him a choice between something fleeting versus something unending.

actually, i'm still having trouble turning that pizza down.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-04-2002 11:53:57 PM
Fazmeister: I do a variety of workouts, most of which involve lifting weights. I don't know my maximum bench, but I'll be sure to let you know.

Tegadil: Pooh obeys me strictly out of loyalty. I adopted him as a toddler and raised him as a weapon of destruction.

Waisztarroz: I am currently enrolling in a Community College to get credits for ASU. After which, I enroll in REAL college and get my writing published while therein.

Soldar: I have twelve hats. They are, in no particular order: an Indiana Jones fedora, a 1920s fedora, a 1940s fedora, a fez, an Amish hat, a tophat, a Graduation Cap, a Coonskin, a Charlie Chaplin bowler, a pith helmet used in the Zulu War, a Sherlock Holmes Deerstalker, and an eskimo-type hat.

ImNotTrent: Obviously, I'd choose Portman, for such a fine lady could obviously aid me in finding some equally excellent pizza.

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 08-04-2002 11:56:52 PM
Does the 1337 betray you?
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-05-2002 12:05:09 AM
How many villages have you pillaged?
Steven Steve
posted 08-05-2002 12:07:45 AM
Where are you going, Jedi?
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

ZaÂ’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 08-05-2002 12:08:52 AM
is the hokey pokey what its all about ?
"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Deathbeam Warhero
Pancake
posted 08-05-2002 12:12:34 AM
What are you afraid of?
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-05-2002 12:16:44 AM
Fighter: You ain't so bright.

Waisztarroz: Only those with local Domino's.

Faz: To greatness.

HMB: That is not a question about Parcelan.

Deathbeam: Deep ocean and the things that live within its depths.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-05-2002 12:18:05 AM
Why don't you like me?

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 08-05-2002 12:18:48 AM
Do you enjoy La Package Total?
*lurk*
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 08-05-2002 12:19:23 AM
Who's your most favored and least favored EC person?
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-05-2002 12:20:06 AM
Tell us an embarassing tale of your youthful indiscretions!


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 08-05-2002 12:21:18 AM
Can I have total control of France? (After you conquer it an ban all the militants, that is.)
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-05-2002 12:23:07 AM
Innie or Outie?

Best body part...
on youself?
on others?

Favorite parent?

Siblings?
if so how many?

Ever killed anyone?

Ever got in a fight at school?
did you win?

What bones have you broken?
how did it happen?

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 08-05-2002 12:28:13 AM
How much wood can a wood chuck chuck.. if a wood chuck could chuck wood? I figgered Id ask ya since yer a rodent and all..
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-05-2002 01:00:37 AM
Are you my father?

Are you my mother?

Am I related to you?

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-05-2002 01:09:43 AM
Gydyon: Your tam is an affront to my senses and a liability I cannot have in the future.

Ezvien: I do not eat at Taco Bell.

Daemon: My most favorite EC'er is any one of my friends that happens to be closest. My least favorites are too numerous to list.

Eisuye: I once sliced open my funsack on a chainlink fence.

Tegadil: Yes, and you will have one year to turn it into a respectable nation. Failure means slaving in the ketchup mines.

ImNotTrent: On who? On myself: my eyes, on others: which gender? Couldn't say. Two sisters, one older, one younger. I hope not. I've won every fight I've ever been in. I've broken my foot by dropping a barbell on it, my toes by splitting them open on a steel frame, and my ankle from jumping off a wall.

Synjari: Ask a woodchuck.

Guy With Shotgun: No. No. Yes, but not in the way you think.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-05-2002 01:16:03 AM
I'm feeling a bit peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 08-05-2002 01:27:22 AM
Of your hats, which one is your favorite?

Which one is your least favorite?

Did you buy some/all of them?
If so, about how much did each one cost?
If not, which ones were recieved as gifts?

Have a special girl you want to dedicate your next song to?

What's your favorite deep fried food?
What's a food that you think should be deep fried?
What food do you think should not be deep fried?

How many books do you read in the course of a month?
What genre of books?
What genre of books do you not like?
What's the best book/series you've ever read?
What's the worst book/series you've ever read?
What's the book/series that you've never read, but decided that you should judge a book by it's cover and not read?

Do you like to wear socks?
Are you forced to wear socks sometimes?
What color are they usually?

When you write, do you suffer from writer's block?
If so, about how often?
And how long?

There. I finished my questions. Any more would be more meaningless.

Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 08-05-2002 01:57:42 AM
Would you have sex with your mom for 1 billion dollars (One of my bros friend said yes)
*lurk*
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-05-2002 02:00:58 AM
What advice would you give me to better myself?

What advice would you give to the whole of EC to make it better?

What would you give to the hole of EC to make it feel better? Err...nevermind.

Maradon!
posted 08-05-2002 02:19:43 AM
Why were you jumping a chainlink fence in the nude?
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-05-2002 02:24:56 AM
Are you larger than a bread box?

Do you fit easily into most over head compartments?

Whats that smell?

And is your hair on fire?

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-05-2002 02:37:28 AM
JooJooFlop: Check with my secretary and see if she can pencil you in sometime next week.

Soldar: My fez and my eskimo, respectively. All of them are birthday/Christmas gifts. Used to, not anymore. Fries. Flesh. Carrots. Usually one big one. Fantasy. Teen. Couldn't say. Dragonlance 5th Age. Kushiel's crap or something like that. Yes. No. White. Yes. Rarely, but for months at a time.

Ezvien: No. Go ask a Canadian.

Waisztarroz: Take a look at EC from a more relaxed, detached perspective. Same for all of EC...that, and listen to me more often.

Maradon: When I was young, I was trying to climb a chainlink fence to escape the evil babysitter's, and it sliced through my pants.

Guy With Shotgun: No. No. Gus. I hope not.

Addy
posted 08-05-2002 03:15:51 AM
Parce, who's your favorite writer and why?
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-05-2002 09:28:12 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Adrecia Tru'Ril said:
Parce, who's your favorite writer and why?

I couldn't really say.

David Gemmel is great, because of his more "down to earth" fantasy.

Of course, Tolkien must be mentioned.

But one of my favorites is a guy you've never heard of. Richard Baker, who wrote "City of Ravens".

He's one of the "hacks" that writes stuff for the FR setting and such, but his work is really impressive. It focuses less on huge, bombastical, shove-it-in-your-face adventure, and more on subtle, intriguing plot.

I suggest to all that they pick up "City of Ravens" and give it a read. I liked it, and so will you.

G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-05-2002 09:31:18 PM
Which D&D book do you like the most?
Which do you dislike the most?
Meridian
Pancake
posted 08-05-2002 09:46:52 PM
Are you wearing any pants?
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Meridian Ascendant
Lacking a witty sig-phrase since 2001.
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 08-06-2002 04:37:36 PM
WHAT is your name?
WHAT is your quest?
WHAT is the air speed valocity of an unladen swallow?

[ 08-06-2002: Message edited by: Janus ]

omfg i sux0rs
Pancake
posted 08-06-2002 04:46:43 PM
Have you ever had sex in the backseat of your car?
Have you ever had it in someone elses car?
Your not a virgin are you?
just think about how much i suck in REAL LIFE!
Peter
Pancake
posted 08-06-2002 08:27:21 PM
How big is you cololection of mini's?

What type of things/books do you plan to write?

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