Here's a replay.
You can't see the text, but the last thing they said before they just gave up and quit was....
"omg"
Their poor rush got ATE.
http://users.ev1.net/~bajah/insanecleric/woot.w3g
Rightclick save as, you know the drill.
A STORRRRYYYY!!!!
Well. There was once a great warchief known as Tori the Beligerent. She was of unsurpassed beauty, but also housed a soul unmatched in savagry and brutality.
A bold human leader, and a king in his own right, won her heart. His name was Bajah the Bold (and Handsome and Sexy). The two of them met on the field of battle to fend off an oncoming force of the Undead and the bl00 Elves of Siberia.
Bajah's forces built a clean wall of buildings to blockade his town hall and to protect his lowly peasants, for he was a good king and cared much even for the small people.
He quickly made short work of a few ogres and golems that made their lairs near his base and sent a few peasants in to build a new town hall at a freshly discovered goldmine.
At the same time, many footmen and dwarven riflemen were joining his cause, as well as a great dwarven mountain king and a highly respected archmage.
On the other end of the field, his beloved Tori set her orcs to work building a fearsome base with many rigid defenses. She, too, defeated monsters that laired near her chosen place of fortification. She expanded to a nearby goldmine as quickly as her love and built many sturdy orcish towers up to defend it.
A large group of forces from each camp met near a goblind merchant and defeated a group of ogres that dared block their progress and they shopped for a moment before they were under siege from a large force of undead minions and huntresses!
Their combined efforts made short work of the enemy forces and then pushed on their attack towards a suspected undead base. Despite their hard work, they were outgunned and had to retreat briefly. It was only a minor setback.
Warchief Tori's expansion base became under attack! But her towers and orcs drove them off so quickly, it was a clear surprise. She shouted "defens eet u!" as they ran away, tails tucked.
The retreating forces met with Bajah's renewed battalion and he made short work of their hero with a stunning hammer as the rest of the forces retreated from his towerline!
Bajah and Tori quickly replaced their lost forces and added in new units, such as more shamen, tauren, priests, and sorcereresses (goddamn that's a big word). They pushed down and around a valley, sticking to short paths!
Encountering the Elven Huntresses and Undead Minions again, Bajah and Tori tore through them with reckless strength and undeniably powerful magic! The elves and undead fled before their might!
Pressing the attack and bringing in reinforcements, Bajah and Tori kept to the small paths to maximize their area of effect abilities, continuing to kill golems and trolls and other woodland beasts that dare stand in their way.
On a final pass, after securing new gold mines for both warlords, they moved their groups southward through the middle of the battlefield. It was apparent that the Elves thought they could sneak through the middle and catch the warlords by surprise. However, the surprise was for them!
Tori's units swept through their defensive line like it was toilet paper. Her tauren chieftan ripped through skeletons and necromancers with a single burst of flame while Bajah's archmage rained icy death upon them. The dwarven mountain king hit an avatar-like rage and destroyed the enemy heros with a fearsome growl!
It was a sweep! No enemy unit remained.
The battlefield cleared and a cry from the elven lord rang through the air.
"omg"
With his cry of defeat, the elven lord fled the field of battle, soon followed by his undead companion.
Tori and Bajah were victorious. I could say that they celebrated later, but that's another story altogether.
(There's your damn story.)
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Bajah had this to say about Cuba:
Tori and Bajah were victorious. I could say that they celebrated later, but that's another story altogether.
And one not suitable for minors, I'm sure.
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•Delidgamond• had this to say about dark elf butts:
I thnk Bajah got an adrenline rush from winning
How so?
"omg" roofles
Anywho, congratulations aside, there are some things I saw that could have helped you.
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Aye, those guys we played were not the greatest players in the world, but come on. We are far from it too ^_^
And I accidentally ported into my enclosed expansion there. I had to kill a tower and a burrow to get my hero out :x
And I meant to make knights... but I got caught up in the heat of battle and uh... forgot that too.
And everytime I don't fortify my expansions, especially on that map.. I lose it. [ 08-05-2002: Message edited by: Bajah ]
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Bajah enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Bump from page 2 because I wrote that frikkin story for Vorago and I don't think he ever even read it
I STILL DO NOT THINK HE HAS READ IT! Page 2 again!
