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Topic: Surprise!
Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 08-04-2002 06:19:06 PM
*walks up to her house*

*looks a the package tied with ribbon and bow on the porch suspiciously*

Okay, who's is that?


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
Lynora Dar
Pancake
posted 08-04-2002 06:24:58 PM
*watches from the bushes*
The Speedy Gonzales of Kitty Kats!
Oh shi...
what
posted 08-04-2002 06:25:46 PM
It's a flaming bag of dog poop
Meridian
Pancake
posted 08-04-2002 06:26:40 PM
Whatever it is..

It will eat your soul!

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Meridian Ascendant
Lacking a witty sig-phrase since 2001.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-04-2002 06:29:19 PM
quote:
Meridian obviously shouldn't have said:
Whatever it is..

It will eat your soul!


Aha! I have infected yet another!

[edit]Stupid j

[ 08-04-2002: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ]


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-04-2002 07:22:29 PM
It's a present. Open it.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 08-04-2002 07:27:43 PM
Somebody set you up the bomb!

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-04-2002 07:29:55 PM
*pushes Bloodcookie down the stairs*

No they didn't. Now open it, the suspense is killing me.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Meridian
Pancake
posted 08-04-2002 07:32:02 PM
Shake it really hard first! Even if it's ticking or whirring or whistling, you must always follow the rule of "unidentified packages".

Shake shake shake
Shake shake shake
Shake your booty
Shake your booty

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Meridian Ascendant
Lacking a witty sig-phrase since 2001.
Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 08-04-2002 07:33:52 PM
*from the bottom of the stairs*

For... great... justice...

[ 08-04-2002: Message edited by: Bloodcookie ]


""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-04-2002 07:34:01 PM
You don't shake unidentified presents. Not very hard, at least. You just sorta move them around to get a feel for the weight and size of the objects inside.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-04-2002 07:36:47 PM
Just open it up already! I'm running out of air in here, damnit.

And don't shake it!



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-04-2002 07:38:05 PM
*picks up the present and stares at it, then looks to Jania*

If you don't wanna open it can I? Pleeeease?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 08-05-2002 09:25:02 AM
*takes it back*

NO!

MINE!

*holds it greedily*


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-05-2002 11:29:50 AM
Okay, fine, just PLEASE OPEN IT!

*twitches*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 08-05-2002 06:56:30 PM
I don't want to!

I want to drive you nuts waiting for me to!

So HA!

*holds the gift greedily*


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 08-05-2002 07:07:14 PM
It's a swarm of evil moths that will eat all the clothes in your house leaving you naked.
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-05-2002 07:28:35 PM
It could be plastic explosives. The squirrels put it their to destroy you, you must know something they don't want you to know. WHAT IS IT?
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-05-2002 07:30:29 PM
*eyes twitching, he stares at the happy, shiny present in Jania's hands*

Oh, I will find out what's in there. Oh yes...

*secrets away to areas unknown so he may scheme*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 08-05-2002 07:30:48 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
It's a swarm of evil moths that will eat all the clothes in your house leaving you naked.

Yeah... that would make a small snack for the moths....

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-05-2002 07:33:02 PM
*pops his head out from the broom closet, er, um, areas unknown*

Actually, I think the moths would gag on the spandex.

*goes back to scheming*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-05-2002 08:16:52 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about pies:
It's a swarm of evil moths that will eat all the clothes in your house leaving you naked.

No, because that would please Ah`kiam too much, and it isn't allowable for the husband to be THAT happy.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 08-05-2002 08:17:49 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
No, because that would please Ah`kiam too much, and it isn't allowable for the husband to be THAT happy.

Sez you

Maybe I like mine that happy

Makes them easier to train


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-05-2002 08:45:06 PM
*flings the door open as he leaps out of the closet*

I've got it!

...

*realizes what he just did and smacks his forehead with an "Oi"*

Anyway...

*boldly walks up to Jania and looks her in the eye*

I didn't want to have to do this, but you've left me no alternative.

*gives Jania a whopping big hug and, while she is temporarily stunned from her welling anger, snatches the present from her hands*

*runs like hell, giggling madly*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Lynora Dar
Pancake
posted 08-05-2002 08:46:24 PM
*leaps from the bushes and pounces MagnetHead*

Heyyougivethatbackthat'sJania'spresentyoubigmeaniehead!

The Speedy Gonzales of Kitty Kats!
Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 08-05-2002 08:47:07 PM
*stands still as a statue, eyes wide with shock and revulsion*

Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-05-2002 08:48:29 PM
*drags Lynora with him*

She wasn't gonna open it! Just to torture me! Besides, I can't stop now!

*kicks it into high gear, so to speak*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Lynora Dar
Pancake
posted 08-05-2002 08:49:42 PM
MEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOWWW!

*jumps on JooJooBee's head and digs her front AND back claws in, hissing and spitting*

The Speedy Gonzales of Kitty Kats!
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-05-2002 08:55:25 PM
*runrunrun* Ow... *runrunrun* OW... *runrunrun* OW! STOPPIT! I'M TRYING TO RUN FOR MY LIFE HERE! *runrunrun*
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Lynora Dar
Pancake
posted 08-07-2002 08:18:01 AM
YougivetahtbacktoherRIGHTNOWbecauseit'shersandnotyours,youbigmeaniehead!

*digs her claws in tighter, hissing*

The Speedy Gonzales of Kitty Kats!
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-07-2002 08:47:01 AM
*wanders up beside Jania, eating an ice cream cone...looks at her*

You know...high blood pressure isn't good for pregnant mothers and their babies.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Mightion Defensor
posted 08-07-2002 12:55:14 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael impressed everyone with:
*wanders up beside Jania, eating an ice cream cone...looks at her*

You know...high blood pressure isn't good for pregnant mothers and their babies.


That explains why Ah'Kiam is absent from this thread.

Either that, or it's his head in the box...

Rabbits. They're turning into rabbits, they are.

Moffles
Pancake
posted 08-07-2002 12:59:53 PM
*looks at present closely while JooJoo and Lynora are having their little catfight*

It's moving. In many places at once.

"Got some dark desire? Love to play with fire? Why not let it rip? Live a little bit!"
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-07-2002 01:28:38 PM
*Exhauseted from his marathon running spree and light-headed from Lynora's constant attacks to his poor head, he stumbles upon what his tortured mind sees as the realm of EverCrest. After traveling into this hallucinogenic simulacrum his legs finally give out and he finds himself half-dead and lying behind Jania, of all people. "This must be some bizarre nightmare," he thought to himself. But as he reached out and tapped Jania's ankle, he realized the grim truth: He had ran the entire circumfrence of the planet, and now he is back where he started. Jania, for some reason, had remained perfectly still since he last saw her. Could she have known his primal fear would cause him to unknowingly run straight into her clutches? What horrors awaited him?*

*Tired, frightened and very much confused, he finally succumbs to unconciousness. But not before tossing the present at Jania, which bounces off her hiney and beans Lynora in the head.*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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