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Maelarr
Pancake
posted 07-30-2002 04:29:46 PM
I need it. More specifically I need a compilation of one liners a talking sword would say in battle. Sword has a Samuael L Jackson-esque personality/voice and will hurl mostly insults at whatever in the area may or may be not be evil. The sword itself is chaotic good, and is rather fanatic about the destruction of evil.
So please, make with the funney.

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Steven Steve
posted 07-30-2002 04:34:47 PM
just give it pickup lines instead
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 07-30-2002 04:37:23 PM
Die?
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 07-30-2002 04:43:53 PM
"For Great Justice!"
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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Steven Steve
posted 07-30-2002 04:44:18 PM
BOOSHZE
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Maelarr
Pancake
posted 07-30-2002 05:02:59 PM
Bumpage!
Does anyone have a copy of that list Ja'Deth once made of Paladinly sayings? If so, please post it here. I remember a few from that list and think it would work great.

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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-30-2002 06:04:59 PM
Does <insert Diety> look like a bitch?

I shall strike down anyone that intends to harm my brother...

Don't make me run after you!

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Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 07-30-2002 06:13:50 PM
When the going gets tough, the tough get SLICING!

Where we go.. EVIL stands aside! Blatently stolen from Minsc. Yeah.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
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Maelarr
Pancake
posted 07-30-2002 06:31:12 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis was naked while typing this:
When the going gets tough, the tough get SLICING!

I like this one.


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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 07-30-2002 07:03:53 PM
"I think you're a heartless bastard, but I'm going to check to make sure."

[singing]"The sword goes in, the sword goes out. And sprays your insides all 'round about."

"I shall expose your black hearts to the light of day!"

"I've killed thousands of villians before you crossed my path. You're not only evil, but that shows that you're stupid as well."

"Back to the Abyss, dog!"

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 07-30-2002 07:07:47 PM
Wasn't there a talking greatsword in BG2?
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Dugall
Pancake
posted 07-30-2002 07:18:15 PM
Erm...

[ 07-30-2002: Message edited by: Dugall ]

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Maelarr
Pancake
posted 07-30-2002 07:20:44 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Fighter wrote:
Wasn't there a talking greatsword in BG2?

Yes! Lilaracor! I have a few of its phrases on the list. But Lilaracor isnt quite the personality I'm looking for. A little more "bravery" and "gonna eff you up foo", and more "paladin" then Lilaracor.

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Mutters about using the wrong account

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-30-2002 09:46:08 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Caanis Lupus wrote:
Don't make me run after you!
We can do this the easy way, or my favorite way!

One way or the other, I'm gonna get a piece of your mind!

My sword is BIGGER!

I don't have a brain and I'm still smarter than you!

I claim your chest as my sheath!

Eat singing steel!

Hey, gimme a hand here!

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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 07-30-2002 09:57:11 PM
This is going to hurt me a lot more than it will you. Wait...no it won't. I'm made of metal.
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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