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Topic: Rant: Guys.
Lashanna
noob
posted 07-26-2002 05:16:18 PM
Well, I'm on vacation at the beach today...

Was out in the ocean, just kinda swimming around, goofing off... Brother reaches over, snaps my top, which doesn't snap back into place, but snaps off, and almost got lost in the ocean. This was embarassing, because there were other people around.
On his behalf, he didn't laugh.


Well, to top that, Later today, I was laying by the pool. By the pool, there is a building being built by the hotel/resort/Whatever they are. So I get up from my chair, and walk over to sit on the edge of the pool, and dip my feet in the water, and the construction workers started making a bunch of nasty/lewd/dirty comments... It wouldn't be such a big deal if I was by myself (in which case, I could just curse at them, or ignore them), but there were a lot of people at the pool. Eventually, I gave them the finger (OK, pretty immature of me, but they shut up...) and I went back to my room...
What the hell makes them think they that sort of stuff is okay... I really want to call the hotel and complain.

Ugh, all in all, a fairly embarassing day.
Just needed to Rant.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-26-2002 05:17:39 PM
Men are stupid, slimy, ignorant pigs.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 07-26-2002 05:19:21 PM
I get the lewd comments and staring alot from women.
damn
You have to remember, not all guys will do that.
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 07-26-2002 05:19:27 PM
Yeah, too many really are huge jerks.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 07-26-2002 05:19:30 PM
I.
Uh.
Have nothing to add that I haven't already said.

Chicks hate it when I'm sexist.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Oh shi...
what
posted 07-26-2002 05:19:48 PM
Teehee

[ 07-26-2002: Message edited by: •Delidgamond• ]

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-26-2002 05:19:55 PM
quote:
Black Mage stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Men are stupid, slimy, ignorant pigs.

Men are such fools. I hope I never become one.

Lashanna
noob
posted 07-26-2002 05:24:06 PM
quote:
•Delidgamond• wrote this stupid crap:
Teehee

>_<

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-26-2002 05:24:32 PM
Do something lewd in return. Walk past them and break wind or, making some fake vomit and as you walk past them, spew on their shoes.

Dirty fuckers.

My Dad was a construction worker before he retired (I.E. Had a stroke) and he's still a pretty lewd guy. Oh well. I'm not about to break wind before him, because he'd give me a high five.

Cthulhu

nem-x
posted 07-26-2002 05:28:00 PM
quote:
Cthulhu had this to say about Duck Tales:
Do something lewd in return. Walk past them and break wind or, making some fake vomit and as you walk past them, spew on their shoes.


From the sound of it, they might of actually enjoyed that more. x_x

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 07-26-2002 05:28:37 PM
Guys do things like that because most girls get all giggly and oogle at the attention.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-26-2002 05:29:18 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by nem-x:
From the sound of it, they might of actually enjoyed that more. x_x

ICKY!

Cthulhu

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 07-26-2002 05:30:02 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Lady Snoota said:
Guys do things like that because most girls get all giggly and oogle at the attention.

Explains yours and Isis' behavior quite well.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Mod
Pancake
posted 07-26-2002 05:30:39 PM
Snoota nailed it.
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 07-26-2002 05:30:53 PM
quote:
This one time, at Black Mage camp:
Men are stupid, slimy, ignorant pigs.
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-26-2002 05:31:45 PM
On the one hand, the construction workers are a bunch of dirty assholes. On the other hand, I dunno. I don't agree with it by any means but if you dress light/show off, you're really just asking for that kind of treatment. I mean, yeah, they're dicks, but if you're showing off your body, somebody's going to notice, and some people notice it a little more rudely than others.

Though I can't really speak for women, if some ultrasexy guy walked up to the pool in nothing but a really skintight speedo, I at least wouldn't be surprised if he got similiar comments from somebody, though I doubt it'd turn into some testosterone fest like it does with males ("BOOBIES!") but you'd think it'd happen. Or at least awkward staring.

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 07-26-2002 05:33:15 PM
... with this entire thing in mind... I'd like to say this.

"Hey sexy... want to go for a ride?"

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.
.
.
.

I'm going to die!

Edit: Note that I'm probably one of the last people to say something like this.

[ 07-26-2002: Message edited by: Soldar ]

Lashanna
noob
posted 07-26-2002 05:39:54 PM
quote:
Mr. Wilams Model 2000 was programmed to say:
On the one hand, the construction workers are a bunch of dirty assholes. On the other hand, I dunno. I don't agree with it by any means but if you dress light/show off, you're really just asking for that kind of treatment. I mean, yeah, they're dicks, but if you're showing off your body, somebody's going to notice, and some people notice it a little more rudely than others.

Though I can't really speak for women, if some ultrasexy guy walked up to the pool in nothing but a really skintight speedo, I at least wouldn't be surprised if he got similiar comments from somebody, though I doubt it'd turn into some testosterone fest like it does with males ("BOOBIES!") but you'd think it'd happen. Or at least awkward staring.



...I was in a BATHING SUIT at a pool. True, it was two-piece, but it wasn't like a string bikini or anything, geezus. There are women around this beach wearing less than I was, .

And women, for the most part, don't make comments outloud about passing cute, half-naked guys. Probably whisper something to the person with them, or stare a little, but not like that.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 07-26-2002 05:41:28 PM
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Probably whisper something to the person with them, or stare a little, but not like that.

I stare long enough at a woman to get a good mental image. Then I'm done.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-26-2002 05:42:33 PM
*picks his nose*

We're not all swine.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-26-2002 05:45:59 PM
quote:
Lashanna enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
...I was in a BATHING SUIT at a pool. True, it was two-piece, but it wasn't like a string bikini or anything, geezus. There are women around this beach wearing less than I was, .

And women, for the most part, don't make comments outloud about passing cute, half-naked guys. Probably whisper something to the person with them, or stare a little, but not like that.


Well I know, I know, but the less you wear the more you're asking for it.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 07-26-2002 05:47:03 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Mr. Wilams:

if some ultrasexy guy walked up to the pool in nothing but a really skintight speedo,


Zephy would drool. =)

Oh shi...
what
posted 07-26-2002 05:47:28 PM
I demand pictures of you in said bathing suit so we can better evalulate the situation.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-26-2002 05:49:56 PM
quote:
D© thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I stare long enough at a woman to get a good mental image. Then I'm done.

It's that easy for you? Most guys I know need to work it a lot more than that.

Do you carry tissues around in your pocket?

Oh shi...
what
posted 07-26-2002 05:51:02 PM
This thread so went the other way then Lash wanted it too
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-26-2002 05:51:38 PM
My trash can is almost always filled with tissue paper. Game boxes, wrappers, and tissues.

Cthulhu

Lashanna
noob
posted 07-26-2002 05:51:43 PM
quote:
Mr. Wilams enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Well I know, I know, but the less you wear the more you're asking for it.

I'm asking for it? Ugh... How can you say that seriously. Should I have been swimming in a sweater or something?

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Oh shi...
what
posted 07-26-2002 05:53:05 PM
Remember, it's always the woman's fault.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 07-26-2002 05:53:09 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about Optimus Prime:
It's that easy for you? Most guys I know need to work it a lot more than that.

Very good imagination.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-26-2002 05:53:10 PM
Would it be a sexy sweater?

Cthulhu

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-26-2002 05:53:54 PM
quote:
How.... D©.... uughhhhhh:
Very good imagination.

I jalous.

Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-26-2002 05:54:19 PM
quote:
Lashanna painfully thought these words up:
I'm asking for it? Ugh... How can you say that seriously. Should I have been swimming in a sweater or something?

No, you're getting the wrong idea.

Unfortunately, if you're attractive you're asking for it by default.

I think it's sick, and I personally wouldn't stand for it either, but it's really not their fault either. They're like little puppies. On testosterone. They can't help it.

Lashanna
noob
posted 07-26-2002 05:55:28 PM
quote:
•Delidgamond• had this to say about (_|_):
Remember, it's always the woman's fault.

Of course, god forbid a man have any self-control whatsoever.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Oh shi...
what
posted 07-26-2002 05:57:51 PM
Men don't have control. You should know by now where a mans brain is

[Khyron]I joke, I kid[/Khyron]

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-26-2002 06:00:46 PM
I don't beleive in the whole "asking for it" thing. I pretty much generally wear pants (not supertight, but nice), a T-shirt, and occasionally arm warmers (I've developped a real passion for them, strangely). Guys hit on me, and I'm not even really that good looking. I've developped the hypothesis that guys will hit on women because they're women. Not all guys will do the hitting on, and not all women will be hit on, but it inevitably will happen.

If you're dressed in a corset and some fishnets, you kinda don't have a right to complain. But that's the extreme. A bathing suit isn't extreme . Hell, even a string bikini isn't that extreme nowadays. You have to be, like, naked, or in some Rocky Horror-like getup to draw any sort of attention like that.

Fear the arm warmers.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-26-2002 06:08:42 PM
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about Cuba:
I'm asking for it? Ugh... How can you say that seriously. Should I have been swimming in a sweater or something?

*thinks about how boobies look in a wet sweater*

Yes, yes you should.

Oink Oink

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Lashanna
noob
posted 07-26-2002 06:14:01 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop painfully thought these words up:
*thinks about how boobies look in a wet sweater*

Yes, yes you should.

Oink Oink


You so funny, Joojoo,

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Oh shi...
what
posted 07-26-2002 06:18:12 PM
I am funny in a "You're not funny" type of way
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 07-26-2002 06:46:37 PM
quote:
•Delidgamond• had this to say about Cuba:
I demand pictures of you in said bathing suit so we can better evalulate the situation.

*kills Delidgamond...


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Oh shi...
what
posted 07-26-2002 06:47:24 PM
You know you wanted them too
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