Was out in the ocean, just kinda swimming around, goofing off... Brother reaches over, snaps my top, which doesn't snap back into place, but snaps off, and almost got lost in the ocean. This was embarassing, because there were other people around.
On his behalf, he didn't laugh.
Well, to top that, Later today, I was laying by the pool. By the pool, there is a building being built by the hotel/resort/Whatever they are. So I get up from my chair, and walk over to sit on the edge of the pool, and dip my feet in the water, and the construction workers started making a bunch of nasty/lewd/dirty comments... It wouldn't be such a big deal if I was by myself (in which case, I could just curse at them, or ignore them), but there were a lot of people at the pool. Eventually, I gave them the finger (OK, pretty immature of me, but they shut up...) and I went back to my room...
What the hell makes them think they that sort of stuff is okay... I really want to call the hotel and complain.
Ugh, all in all, a fairly embarassing day.
Just needed to Rant.
Chicks hate it when I'm sexist.
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Black Mage stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Men are stupid, slimy, ignorant pigs.
Men are such fools. I hope I never become one.
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Delidgamond wrote this stupid crap:
Teehee
>_<
Dirty fuckers.
My Dad was a construction worker before he retired (I.E. Had a stroke) and he's still a pretty lewd guy. Oh well. I'm not about to break wind before him, because he'd give me a high five.
Cthulhu
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Cthulhu had this to say about Duck Tales:
Do something lewd in return. Walk past them and break wind or, making some fake vomit and as you walk past them, spew on their shoes.
From the sound of it, they might of actually enjoyed that more. x_x
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ACES! Another post by nem-x:
From the sound of it, they might of actually enjoyed that more. x_x
ICKY!
Cthulhu
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Lady Snoota said:
Guys do things like that because most girls get all giggly and oogle at the attention.
Explains yours and Isis' behavior quite well.
Though I can't really speak for women, if some ultrasexy guy walked up to the pool in nothing but a really skintight speedo, I at least wouldn't be surprised if he got similiar comments from somebody, though I doubt it'd turn into some testosterone fest like it does with males ("BOOBIES!") but you'd think it'd happen. Or at least awkward staring.
"Hey sexy... want to go for a ride?"
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I'm going to die! Edit: Note that I'm probably one of the last people to say something like this. [ 07-26-2002: Message edited by: Soldar ]
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Mr. Wilams Model 2000 was programmed to say:
On the one hand, the construction workers are a bunch of dirty assholes. On the other hand, I dunno. I don't agree with it by any means but if you dress light/show off, you're really just asking for that kind of treatment. I mean, yeah, they're dicks, but if you're showing off your body, somebody's going to notice, and some people notice it a little more rudely than others.Though I can't really speak for women, if some ultrasexy guy walked up to the pool in nothing but a really skintight speedo, I at least wouldn't be surprised if he got similiar comments from somebody, though I doubt it'd turn into some testosterone fest like it does with males ("BOOBIES!") but you'd think it'd happen. Or at least awkward staring.
...I was in a BATHING SUIT at a pool. True, it was two-piece, but it wasn't like a string bikini or anything, geezus. There are women around this beach wearing less than I was, .
And women, for the most part, don't make comments outloud about passing cute, half-naked guys. Probably whisper something to the person with them, or stare a little, but not like that.
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Lashanna had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Probably whisper something to the person with them, or stare a little, but not like that.
I stare long enough at a woman to get a good mental image. Then I'm done.
We're not all swine.
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Lashanna enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
...I was in a BATHING SUIT at a pool. True, it was two-piece, but it wasn't like a string bikini or anything, geezus. There are women around this beach wearing less than I was, .And women, for the most part, don't make comments outloud about passing cute, half-naked guys. Probably whisper something to the person with them, or stare a little, but not like that.
Well I know, I know, but the less you wear the more you're asking for it.
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ACES! Another post by Mr. Wilams:if some ultrasexy guy walked up to the pool in nothing but a really skintight speedo,
Zephy would drool. =)
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D© thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I stare long enough at a woman to get a good mental image. Then I'm done.
It's that easy for you? Most guys I know need to work it a lot more than that.
Do you carry tissues around in your pocket?
Cthulhu
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Mr. Wilams enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Well I know, I know, but the less you wear the more you're asking for it.
I'm asking for it? Ugh... How can you say that seriously. Should I have been swimming in a sweater or something?
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Khyron had this to say about Optimus Prime:
It's that easy for you? Most guys I know need to work it a lot more than that.
Very good imagination.
Cthulhu
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How.... D©.... uughhhhhh:
Very good imagination.
I jalous.
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Lashanna painfully thought these words up:
I'm asking for it? Ugh... How can you say that seriously. Should I have been swimming in a sweater or something?
No, you're getting the wrong idea.
Unfortunately, if you're attractive you're asking for it by default.
I think it's sick, and I personally wouldn't stand for it either, but it's really not their fault either. They're like little puppies. On testosterone. They can't help it.
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Delidgamond had this to say about (_|_):
Remember, it's always the woman's fault.
Of course, god forbid a man have any self-control whatsoever.
If you're dressed in a corset and some fishnets, you kinda don't have a right to complain. But that's the extreme. A bathing suit isn't extreme . Hell, even a string bikini isn't that extreme nowadays. You have to be, like, naked, or in some Rocky Horror-like getup to draw any sort of attention like that.
Fear the arm warmers.
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Lashanna had this to say about Cuba:
I'm asking for it? Ugh... How can you say that seriously. Should I have been swimming in a sweater or something?
*thinks about how boobies look in a wet sweater*
Yes, yes you should.
Oink Oink
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JooJooFlop painfully thought these words up:
*thinks about how boobies look in a wet sweater*Yes, yes you should.
Oink Oink
You so funny, Joojoo,
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Delidgamond had this to say about Cuba:
I demand pictures of you in said bathing suit so we can better evalulate the situation.
*kills Delidgamond...