With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
.... wow.
Which is funny, considering my grandparents are on a mission...
quote:
Cap'n Elethi attempted to be funny by writing:
We only have a 5 cent deposit.
10 cents here.
With a stick.
