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This one time, at Zebsis Morbidfist camp:
Rar.
die
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Mortious stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Nothing wrong what that picture, Nae. Your average (un)friendly neighbourhood lich.
Morty, is that an Infernal in your sig pic?
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Fizodeth wrote this:
Morty, is that an Infernal in your sig pic?
Yes, yes it is.
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A sleep deprived Mortious stammered:
Yes, yes it is.
I thought so. You of all people would be able to pull off a hunk of rock burning in green flame for a sig pic.
This sort of thing, however, just indicates the kind of prejudice all undead and most necromancers have to deal with.
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Fennar enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Nae, the best way to off lich boy is to imprison him in a trans-planer space, then find his phylactery, followed by chucking said phylactery into a sphere of annhlation.
Okay! You help me do that!
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We were all impressed when The Nae (tm) wrote:
You are easily distracted by furry porn Mortious, getting by your defenses won't be hard.
Khyron walks into a thread carrying a basket full of print-outs.
Furry porn! Git yer furry pr0n here! Five bucks for five pics! Get it while it's hot!
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The Nae (tm) enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Okay! You help me do that!
A quest!
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Khyron obviously shouldn't have said:
Khyron walks into a thread carrying a basket full of print-outs.Furry porn! Git yer furry pr0n here! Five bucks for five pics! Get it while it's hot!
Mortious stampedes towards Khyron.
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Nae stamps off to find Ja'Deth to make her a machine that can tell which lich is which
Khyron flees in terror!
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The Nae (tm) had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Well if that isn't godmoding I don't know what is!Nae stamps off to find Ja'Deth to make her a machine that can tell which lich is which
It's really quite easy.
True seeing will allow you see them for what they really are, or simple truning them would destroy most of them.
Hooray God of Slaughter!
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King Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
Erythnul! He's a God of Slaughter!Hooray God of Slaughter!
Parcelan's sigpic looks like someone screaming in terror as they're dragged off into the back room by Rhiannah. You can just see him leaning back, trying to escape as she grabs his arms and pulls him along.
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Khyron was naked while typing this:
Parcelan's sigpic looks like someone screaming in terror as they're dragged off into the back room by Rhiannah. You can just see him leaning back, trying to escape as she grabs his arms and pulls him along.
Mortious shivers, terrible.. terrible.. memories..
I'm sure if you just gave Illanae a chance she would have you all fixed up in a jiffy.
See? Well on your way to health already!
I hear the pink bow gets ALL the lich ladies.
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Mr. Wilams had this to say about pies:
OMFG! ROFL!#@$
can't.... breathe!$%
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Bajah spewed forth this undeniable truth:
OMFG! ROFL!#@$can't.... breathe!$%
I can breathe, but it's still FUCKING FOONAY!
It seems like a waste of effort to do much with my skin, since it'll rot away eventually on its own. That, and the fortune in cosmetics it would take to fix it up.
Now, would it atttract the interest of the lich ladies because that's one of their pink bras being used as the bow?
But maybe if you gave your skin some SUN it wouldn't be so...unhealthy! And dead! Come on.
The sun would probably just make my skin dry up faster, so it would become mummified. Worth a shot, I suppose. [ 07-17-2002: Message edited by: MorbId ]
