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Topic: Bra question for tha ladies
Maradon!
posted 07-17-2002 01:22:59 AM
My girlfriend wants to go jogging.

The catch: She's a 38DD.

What sort of bra can she buy that a) will allow her to jog without getting a black eye, and b) won't render her bankrupt?

I am so getting brownie points if you all out there can help me find such a bra

Oh shi...
what
posted 07-17-2002 01:28:24 AM
Or a slap in the face followed by the word 'pervert'
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 07-17-2002 01:28:49 AM
you forgot c) wont break her back when the weight of those start moving up and down
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 07-17-2002 01:29:04 AM
A durable sports bra should work. *shrugs* Then again, you might want to take someone else's advice with a little more...experience in that field than me.
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-17-2002 01:31:16 AM
quote:
Miss Isis Pandoria attempted to be funny by writing:
Whine whine whine, I don't think I'm busty enough!

I kid because I love!

Cthulhu

Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 07-17-2002 01:32:15 AM
quote:
Cthulhu painfully thought these words up:

I kid because I love!

Cthulhu


It's not that I don't 'think'...It's that I 'know'!
Silly.

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-17-2002 01:38:58 AM
Oh, you know your not busty enough? Well Silicon is your best friend and I need to purchase a penis weight or whatever the fuck.

Cthulhu

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 07-17-2002 01:39:25 AM
Tell her to look for a really good sports bra. Padded shoulderstraps and lots of support.

Any decent lingere or sporting goods type store should be able to point her in the right direction.

Maradon!
posted 07-17-2002 01:39:55 AM
quote:
Miss Isis Pandoria wrote this stupid crap:
It's not that I don't 'think'...It's that I 'know'!
Silly.

My girlfriend would say "BE GLAD."

She needs to have a reduction sooner or later because her back is giving her so much trouble

Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 07-17-2002 01:41:27 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Maradön² said:
My girlfriend would say "BE GLAD."

She needs to have a reduction sooner or later because her back is giving her so much trouble



I'm not whining. Just saying that I don't really have that kinda experience to know what it's like to give any good advice.
And I do feel for your girlfriend. =/ That's gotta be hard.

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-17-2002 01:44:12 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Miss Isis Pandoria:

I feel your girlfriend.

Ha HA! Sweet.

Seriously Maradon, my back is killing me half the time and I don't have breasts at all. Hope it gets better and hope ya find a good bra.

Cthulhu

Maradon!
posted 07-17-2002 01:45:34 AM
The quest continues!
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-17-2002 01:45:35 AM
The answer to all your questions lies in two simple words: duct tape
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-17-2002 01:50:00 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on JooJooFlop!
The answer to all your questions lies in two simple words: duct tape

It worked for Carrie Fischer!

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Dark Elf Pimp
posted 07-17-2002 01:50:09 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop spewed forth this undeniable truth:
The answer to all your questions lies in two simple words: duct tape

Ow.

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-17-2002 01:55:59 AM
I'm not exactly an expert on what the best sports bra is, but I found this site, and I think it'll help.
http://www.X-chrom.com
Maradon!
posted 07-17-2002 01:57:27 AM

The things this girl expects me to do! Sheesh!

Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 07-17-2002 01:58:34 AM
^^^^.
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-17-2002 01:58:48 AM
ROFLMAO
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 07-17-2002 01:59:30 AM
quote:
Verily, Maradön² doth proclaim:

The things this girl expects me to do! Sheesh!


I'll do it.

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 07-17-2002 02:10:03 AM
I'd do it.
hey
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-17-2002 02:10:59 AM
Breast reduction is a serious thing. My cousin had to have her bust reduced...she was developing SERIOUS issues with her back.

Some frames just aren't meant to hold volleyballs.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-17-2002 02:13:30 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael impressed everyone with:
Some frames just aren't meant to hold volleyballs.

Somehow I doubt volleyballs are as heavy.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-17-2002 02:17:33 AM
Volleyballs filled largely of water and fatty tissue, then.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 07-17-2002 02:29:53 AM
*doesn't wear a bra*
Lashanna
noob
posted 07-17-2002 06:15:56 AM
Honestly, you might laugh at this, but if she can stand it (dunno what the weather is like where you are), two sports bras can help...

Really though, for exercise, it is an eternal quest to find the perfect bra that provides the support and restriction you need, without making you horribly uncomfortable.

And Isis, I say hush, you look great and don't have to deal with things like this,

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-17-2002 07:58:21 AM
Buy her a shift key.
Lashanna
noob
posted 07-17-2002 08:05:12 AM
quote:
Mortious thought about the meaning of life:
Buy her a shift key.

Grammar whore.

OK, so it bothers me as well. But not enough to be rude about it, .

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-17-2002 08:10:49 AM
I'm always rude, it's one of the perks of being an elitist bastard. Of course.. my spelling and grammar can slip when I get tired/annoyed/cranky, so I find myself walking a fine line.

Anyway, why are you still awake? Get to bed.

Lashanna
noob
posted 07-17-2002 08:19:54 AM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Tron:
I'm always rude, it's one of the perks of being an elitist bastard. Of course.. my spelling and grammar can slip when I get tired/annoyed/cranky, so I find myself walking a fine line.

Anyway, why are you still awake? Get to bed.


I fell asleep yesterday at 6PM, and slept till 10pm, Went back to sleep at midnight, got up at 6AM... So...

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-17-2002 08:20:48 AM
Fancy a quickie?
Lashanna
noob
posted 07-17-2002 08:32:29 AM
Let's.

unf

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 07-17-2002 01:02:44 PM
Well, I always wear sports bras.. Because I do a lot of running, and I have a relatively big chest.

The brand I wear is called 'Bestform'. They, uh.. Hold me up pretty well. You can get three for like, $8-12 at Walmart. And if one doesn't work, try Lash's suggestion - Two. Make sure before you buy them that they're pretty snug, but not to the point of cutting off circulation. Yeah. Hanes brand work well too.

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 07-17-2002 01:07:53 PM
quote:
Maradön²'s fortune cookie read:

The things this girl expects me to do! Sheesh!


This solution is, by far, the best.

Katjya
Kelveron's Kitten
posted 07-17-2002 01:12:36 PM
Another suggestion is you might want to look for a sports bra that crosses the straps in the back, instead of the normal parallel straps. Having them crossed will give her more support, so hopefully she wouldn't have to wear two (because as much as I hate bras to begin with, the thought of wearing two is just horrific!).
Katjya Sylvertongue
Young Shadowknight and Proud Owner of her own (_|_)
Tarissa Treerunner
Mid-life Crisis Druid of House Avendur
Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 07-17-2002 01:15:37 PM
quote:
Katjya Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Another suggestion is you might want to look for a sports bra that crosses the straps in the back, instead of the normal parallel straps. Having them crossed will give her more support, so hopefully she wouldn't have to wear two (because as much as I hate bras to begin with, the thought of wearing two is just horrific!).

Can't believe I forgot about that. The ones I suggested come with crossed straps.

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 07-17-2002 01:35:44 PM
quote:
Maradön² had this to say about Pirotess:


You just gave out your girlfriends IM name.. Now any random freak who reads the EC boards can spam her with nasty IM's. Congrats! :P

Lashanna
noob
posted 07-17-2002 02:12:26 PM
Another thing is to check how her current bras fit...

The way manufacturers tell you to judge your size isn't always right, or accurate, and seeing a fitter about it for instance is good...

There was some statistic recently released, it was something like roughly 77% of all women who wear bras in the US wear the wrong sizes.

*shrugs*
Just a suggestion.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 07-17-2002 04:36:33 PM
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Another thing is to check how her current bras fit...

The way manufacturers tell you to judge your size isn't always right, or accurate, and seeing a fitter about it for instance is good...

There was some statistic recently released, it was something like roughly 77% of all women who wear bras in the US wear the wrong sizes.

*shrugs*
Just a suggestion.


Leno: "That's why guys are always trying to help them get out of them!"

Maradon!
posted 07-17-2002 04:41:29 PM
quote:
Judas Iscariot painfully thought these words up:
You just gave out your girlfriends IM name.. Now any random freak who reads the EC boards can spam her with nasty IM's. Congrats! :P

Yeah, I freely distribute personal information on the internet. I have for years. No axe murderers yet! No psychos sending me, or my girlfriend, bizarre IM's! Hell, I don't even get that much junk mail.

Want my home address and phone number?

[ 07-17-2002: Message edited by: Maradön² ]

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