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JooJooFlop had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Christ, is it normal to give 13-14 year olds such simple math problems?
These are Canadian kids. Give them a break.
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Cap'n Elethi stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
These are Canadian kids. Give them a break.
Racist pigs! 
Teenagers these days are all like that, EVEN in Canada. God damn American media portraying teens like that and making it "cool". I swear, when I hear people talk like that, they look stupid. Especially when it's a bunch of white kids TRYINg to be black.
Apparently that goofball site is blocked from where I'm temping at. /sighWhat does the article say?
Katjya Sylvertongue
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WINNIPEG, Manitoba - A Canadian teacher has been suspended after shocking a small northern Manitoba school by distributing a math exam that included questions about pimps, prostitutes, machine guns, cocaine trafficking and getting "knocked up."The math proficiency test included questions such as: "Rufus is a pimp for three girls. If the price is $65 per trick, how many tricks per day must each girl turn to support Rufus' $800 per day crack habit?"
And then there was the trouble with Hector.
"Hector knocked up three girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of the girls in the gang that Hector knocked up?"
Parents of the 13-year-old and 14-year old students who attend Juniper School in Thompson, Manitoba, said they were outraged.
And the province's minister of education, Drew Caldwell, said he was "disturbed."
The exam, which asked students for their name, gang name and home room, was fast becoming the talk of this nickel-mining community of 15,000 people 800 kilometers (500 miles) north of Winnipeg.
Supplied with the exact speed of travel and the number of seconds it takes to load a shot gun, another test question asked students to calculate the distance, Billie, a skateboard thief, would be able to flee before getting "whacked."
Newspaper reports said that board members at the Mystery Lake School District stripped the veteran teacher of her classroom duties at a meeting earlier this week. She was also suspended without pay for three days.
The test appeared to be modeled after an exam called "The City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam," found on an Internet joke site.
That has got to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. I suppose if I was a parent who's kid had gotten that test I'd be a little upset, but I think I'd be laughing too hard to lodge any real complaint. Katjya Sylvertongue Tarissa Treerunnerquote:
Alaan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
WINNIPEG, Manitoba
Holy shizzat!
I'd think the test was cute. I'd pin it up on my wall, ask for a personal copy...
