EverCrest Message Forums
my profile | rules | faq | forum home
who's online | search | chat
You are not logged in. Login or Register.
EverCrest Message Forums » EverCrest Forums » Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute » The best haiku evar
Author
Topic: The best haiku evar
Steven Steve
posted 07-14-2002 02:41:53 AM
just to add a little pizzazz

[ 07-14-2002: Message edited by: Sutiiben Hantu ]

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 07-14-2002 02:43:34 AM
UBB > you
Veni, vidi, vici
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Maradon!
posted 07-14-2002 02:43:44 AM
But haikus are supposed to have blah blah syllables and blah blah lines. That's not a haiku

[ 07-14-2002: Message edited by: Maradön² ]

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 07-14-2002 02:45:35 AM
quote:
Maradön²'s unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
But haikus are supposed to have blah blah syllables and blah blah lines. That's not a haiku

Actually, his sig is 5-7-5 meter. It is, indeed, a Haiku.

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Steven Steve
posted 07-14-2002 02:46:20 AM
The(1) Force(2) be(3)trays(4) you.(5)
Where(1) are(2) you(3) go(4)ing(5), Je(6)di(7)?
You(1) are(2) a(3) co(4)ward(5).
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-14-2002 03:43:37 AM
A small cat dies now
Why did you do that, pervert
I hope you suffer
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Addy
posted 07-14-2002 04:37:41 AM
WTF is that?
Haikus are so annoying.
I go eat some pie.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 07-14-2002 04:39:10 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Adrecia Tru'Ril!
WTF is that?
Haikus are so annoying.
I go eat some pie.

Isn't it time for you to go to bed?
Why are you up so late?
Go now.

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-14-2002 04:39:37 AM
I hate this so much
I count my fingers each time
To see if it's right
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Addy
posted 07-14-2002 04:41:05 AM
quote:
Cap'n Elethi had this to say about dark elf butts:
Isn't it time for you to go to bed?
Why are you up so late?
Go now.

The rhythm is wrong.
That is so not a haiku!
Go back to your bed.

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 07-14-2002 04:41:29 AM
La La La La La
La La La La La La La
La La La La La

Tada

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 07-14-2002 04:51:17 AM
quote:
Adrecia Tru'Ril's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
The rhythm is wrong.
That is so not a haiku!
Go back to your bed.

You are the one who goes to bed early.
So why don't you.
Dummy.

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-14-2002 04:57:17 AM
I hate this dumb style
I keep wanting to freeform
It makes me so sad.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Steven Steve
posted 07-14-2002 05:08:19 AM
Kame Hame Ha
Makankosappo
Genki Dama

remember, the n has its own syllablefoeqw in japanese, and those two p's makes the a two syllables

or something

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 07-14-2002 05:17:12 AM
Fazumzen is weird
He has a fixation with
Damn Dragon Ball Z
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 07-14-2002 09:06:19 AM
To convey one's mood
In Seventeen syllables
Is very diffic

Not mine, but i still think its the best Haiku ever.

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Steven Steve
posted 07-14-2002 12:37:08 PM
quote:
Mr. Barrimas attempted to be funny by writing:
Fazumzen is weird
He has a fixation with
Damn Dragon Ball Z

hehe

Waisz is really weird
He was onced crushed by a tank
And has hot live sex

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Skaw
posted 07-14-2002 12:56:25 PM
Faz is a retard.
Jedi Knight 2 fad is dead.
Lets point and laugh, ha.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-14-2002 12:57:37 PM
JK2 is still fun.

Hi.

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Skaw
posted 07-14-2002 12:58:28 PM
I didn't say it sucked. I said the fad is dead. OMG OPN UR EYEZ.
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-14-2002 12:59:20 PM
OMG UR NOT FUNAY HA HA HA WTF DOES IT MATER IF FAD DED OR NOT THX DIE
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 07-14-2002 02:00:17 PM
Thats.. wonderful.
Instead of conveying an emotion to your audience in said Haiku (Like Faz did, rather well, actually), you took to insulting someone with whatever words you could find.

I like Delid's though.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 07-14-2002 03:07:14 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Thats.. wonderful.
Instead of conveying an emotion to your audience in said Haiku (Like Faz did, rather well, actually), you took to insulting someone with whatever words you could find.

I like Delid's though.

Well I'm finding them quite entertaining actually...

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Steven Steve
posted 07-14-2002 03:11:32 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Skaw said:
Faz is a retard.
Jedi Knight 2 fad is dead.
Lets point and laugh, ha.

I don't give a shit.
Jedi Knight 2 is awesome.
Don't be a cockhead.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Skaw
posted 07-14-2002 03:16:15 PM
quote:
Sutiiben Hantu's account was hax0red to write:
I don't give a shit.
Jedi Knight 2 is awesome.
Don't be a cockhead.

Whats with Reborns face,
Is his mascara running?
Cried cause Kyle won?

And I never said anything about it being a horrible game, it's pretty good still. Just that you missed the bandwagon by a couple of months. Hey, be glad I found something else to hound you about instead of Kung Fu!

[ 07-14-2002: Message edited by: Skaw ]

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-14-2002 03:18:03 PM
u both suk so much
i flaem u u idiots
die plz k thx by

[ 07-14-2002: Message edited by: Delidgamond ]

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 07-14-2002 03:18:37 PM
rofl...good one Skaw

Is this the first Annual Haiku Showoff? =p

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 07-14-2002 03:22:09 PM
quote:
The Otaku Penguin had this to say about Pirotess:
rofl...good one Skaw

Is this the first Annual Haiku Showoff? =p

Nah it's the first annual Haiku flamewar... I s'pose its mid banfest entertainment.

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-14-2002 04:30:59 PM
You are all dumb shits.
I'm stabbing you in the face.
You goddamn fuckwits.

MAYBE IT WILL GO IN THE RIGHT THREAD THIS TIME

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Steven Steve
posted 07-14-2002 05:39:15 PM
Reborns paint their face.
You should have noticed before.
And no, they're not gay.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 07-14-2002 05:48:30 PM
Haiku flamewars here
Banfest rules they bend and break
You have been pizowned.

Installing Baldurs 2
So very frikkin bored right now
I bash head on desk

I R very sad
Neverwinter no workie
Must find something to do

Too good at haiku's
No need to count on fingers
I go kill kitty

U B B own me
typo's are the suckage
I am much tired

[ 07-14-2002: Message edited by: Maelarr ]


All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
Cleric Rogue Sigpic
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 07-14-2002 05:55:45 PM
I've decided to create a pick-up line/haiku for the men:

I love you a lot.
I love you more than my ex.
Do you want to fuck?

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 07-14-2002 06:06:01 PM
This thread gets a 5!
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Skaw
posted 07-14-2002 06:20:06 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Sutiiben Hantu:
Reborns paint their face.
You should have noticed before.
And no, they're not gay.

I don't look at heads.
Usually because its gone.
Decapitation.

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
diadem
eet bugz
posted 07-14-2002 06:26:30 PM
dis thread hurt me so
me trolly brain turn to mush
me go back and eat
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Mattimeo
Was once a member
posted 07-14-2002 06:28:07 PM
Maelarr your prose sucks.
haiku is not your forté.
please try again K?
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 07-14-2002 06:31:49 PM
My cat shits turds more
Interesting than this dumb
Fucked-up haiku thread.

Shit, now I can't stop.
Making haikus is so dumb.
Somebody help me.

[ 07-14-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Barrimas ]

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Mattimeo
Was once a member
posted 07-14-2002 07:12:23 PM
I wish I could help
But now I am stuck this way
please god shoot me now
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 07-14-2002 07:15:33 PM
This thread fightens and confuses me.

[ 07-14-2002: Message edited by: D© ]

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
Mattimeo
Was once a member
posted 07-14-2002 11:02:12 PM
[this is assuming you pronounce his name D C]

D© is frightened
this thread confuses him now
we should really stop

Profile Message Ignore User
Report Reply
All times are US/Eastern
Hop To: