-It shall henceforth become common knowledge that chasing around a European/Canadian for a few minutes, followed by jumping on them and slamming their faces on the ground will force them to grant you a wish.

-The default Texan solution to any problem shall now be to form an angry mob and attack whatever is causing this disturbance (note that in his divine right, the King is exempt from such assaults).

-You may now worship the following things: Pizza, Dice, D&D, Kirsten Dunst, Natalie Portman, Christopher Walken, and Gus. All other worships shall be put to death.

-NOTICE TO ALL POLICE OF THE KINGDOM: All crimes are hereby considered felonies. All felonies are hereby worthy of death or life imprisonment. False executions and arrests shall face a 30-minute trial, after which we will have cake and ice cream.

-All disputes between males of the community shall be solved by snorting and ramming heads together like bighorn sheep.

-All disputes between females shall be solved by mud wrestling.

-All couples are hereby required to make their status known by continually acting out those Prince-Princess-riding-away scenes that you see in Disney Movies.

Here is the schedule:

Monday: Drysart and Piper must act out Beauty and the Beast

Tuesday: Za`Yth and Addy must act out Cinderella.

Wednesday: Geeorn and Waisztarroz must act out Sleeping Beauty.

Thursday-Sunday: Delidgamond and Lashanna must act out The Little Mermaid.

-Our national anthem is hereby: "I feel like Chicken Tonight".

That is all.

I'll continue to worship my computer, thankyouverymuch. Miniaturegod2win.

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Giantt^2 had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I'm going to go make a temple to Natalie Portman right away.

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I'll help.

Arial - Lash
That sailor guy who April falls in love with - Delidgamond
Sailor guys dog - Blackmage
Sebastion - D
King Atlantis(?) - Drysart
Black Queen - Piper(?)
Those eels - Vorbis and Karnaj

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Delidgamond was naked while typing this:
Sebastion - D

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The fuck you talkin' bout, Willis?

I *could* give it to someone more deserving like Bajah. Would you like that? WOULD YOU!?

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Delidgamond had this to say about Optimus Prime:
How are two people suppose to act out the little mermaid?

Ariel - Lash
Prince Eric - Delidgamond
Max (Dog) - Blackmage
Sebastian - D
King Triton - Drysart
Ursula - Piper(?)
Flotsam and Jetsam - Vorbis and Karnaj

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Edited spelling cause im bored..

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Alaan had this to say about the Spice Girls:
D singing that kiss the girl song scares me just thinking about it...

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There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
Possible she wants you too
There is one way to ask her
It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Look like the boy too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad?
Ain't it a shame?
Too bad, he gonna miss the girl

Now's your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don't say a word
And she won't say a word
Until you kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la
Don't be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Don't stop now
Don't try to hide it how
You want to kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Float along
And listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl
Sha la la la la
The music play
Do what the music say
You got to kiss the girl
You've got to kiss the girl
You wanna kiss the girl
You've gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl