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Topic: Spider Man Will Make You..
Kirane
Pancake
posted 07-12-2002 01:43:00 AM
Maradon!
posted 07-12-2002 01:59:29 AM
Well. That was interesting.
Skaw
posted 07-12-2002 02:00:37 AM
I was expecting some religious fanatic movie report.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-12-2002 02:04:28 AM
That was..... queer.
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 07-12-2002 02:08:42 AM
......
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Zabe The Confused
Pancake
posted 07-12-2002 02:09:49 AM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator was naked while typing this:
That was..... queer.
All I want is a life time supply of cookies.
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 07-12-2002 02:11:38 AM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
That was..... queer.

Double meaning there, eh?

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-12-2002 02:13:12 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Azrael Heavenblade wrote:
Double meaning there, eh?

I wanted to get the initial pun strike before Might did...

I'm sure he'll have better though.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-12-2002 02:16:22 AM
I found it catchy.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-12-2002 02:29:43 AM
And now I will trump that link by playing this:

THIS URL IS **SO** NOT FUCKING WORK SAFE. DO NOT CLICK

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Mightion Defensor
posted 07-12-2002 02:32:20 AM
Holy fricking hell...

Words fail me.

I shall regret clicking those links for a LONG long time.

[ 07-12-2002: Message edited by: Mightion Defensor ]

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-12-2002 02:32:47 AM
Which one?
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-12-2002 02:35:11 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Random Insanity Generator said:
And now I will trump that link by playing this:

THIS URL IS **SO** NOT FUCKING WORK SAFE. DO NOT CLICK


Now there's something that'll flatten an erection faster than the notion of soldering your urethra shut as a method of birth control.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Maradon!
posted 07-12-2002 02:38:47 AM
Now THERE'S something I didn't want to see.

I don't even want to ponder the reasoning for it's existence, because doing so will reconfirm my fear that it actually did exist...

[ 07-12-2002: Message edited by: Maradön² ]

G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 07-12-2002 02:41:24 AM
Curiosity will kill me...must not click second link...

What's it about?

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-12-2002 02:42:08 AM
CLEEEEEEK EET!

j00 know j00 wanna

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 07-12-2002 02:43:58 AM
I notice a strange resemblance between the Spiderman Gay Dance and the george bush in Kirane's sig...
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-12-2002 02:44:17 AM
quote:
Mr. Barrimas had this to say about (_|_):
Curiosity will kill me...must not click second link...

What's it about?


Okay, I'll be the nice guy here and tell you.

It's a fat, naked man in body paint that looks like Spiderman's costume.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mightion Defensor
posted 07-12-2002 02:44:44 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Mr. Barrimas wrote:
Curiosity will kill me...must not click second link...

What's it about?


There is not enough "good" pr0n to scrape the second link off your retinas. I advise you, and all others, DO. NOT. CLICK. THAT. LINK.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-12-2002 02:46:04 AM
I transplanted the link at the top of this thread to another board and someone trumped me with images from someone's livejournal...

If you click the next button from there, he's painted up like a cheeta.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 07-12-2002 02:46:44 AM
I'm not clicking it in that case.

Me and that link will never become acquainted.

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 07-12-2002 02:47:43 AM
that second link was quite disturbing... I'll have nightmares the rest of my life...
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-12-2002 02:52:23 AM
The cheetah paint looks better than the Spiderman paint.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-12-2002 03:25:32 AM
.......
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-12-2002 03:41:09 AM
Just in case anyone cares to see a wider variety of people painted up... click here.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-12-2002 03:54:18 AM
RIG, are you THAT DESPERATE for lesbian action that you're trying to push the women of this board over to the other side?

*shudders and vomits*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-12-2002 10:46:45 AM
...... no

I'm just sharing the torture that I'm subjected to with others.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 07-12-2002 10:50:36 AM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about dark elf butts:
That was..... queer.
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