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Densetsu

NOT DRYSART

posted 07-11-2002 08:56:21 PM

In preparing some ramen noodles, I spilled boiling water all over my hand.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?

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Black

The Outlaw Torn

posted 07-11-2002 08:57:11 PM

Well, stop.

Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

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Azrael Heavenblade

Damn Dirty Godmoder

posted 07-11-2002 08:57:56 PM

And you're typing this out?

Hospital, now.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick

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Squire Twitch

Pancake

posted 07-11-2002 09:00:54 PM

This one time, in Earth Science... I spilled hydrochloric acid on my left hand. THAT hurt. Boiling water is nothing.

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt

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Tier the Genius

Dark Elf Pimp

posted 07-11-2002 09:08:26 PM

quote:
Squire Twitch thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
This one time, in Earth Science... I spilled hydrochloric acid on my left hand. THAT hurt. Boiling water is nothing.

There's accidents, and then there's stupidity, you know.

[ 07-11-2002: Message edited by: Tier the Genius ]

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Fizodeth

an unflattering title

posted 07-11-2002 11:00:50 PM

Wuss. Flaming Hot 400+ degree grease every day and I dont even flinch.

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Black

The Outlaw Torn

posted 07-11-2002 11:07:59 PM

quote:
Fizodeth spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Wuss. Flaming Hot 400+ degree grease every day and I dont even flinch.

Well, I eat hotdogs...

AND WASH THEM DOWN WITH MAGMA.

You freaking wuss.

[ 07-11-2002: Message edited by: The Black Mage... ]

Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

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Burger

BANNED!

posted 07-12-2002 12:52:03 AM

bah, try propane burns. Liquid propane hitting the skin, boiling away. I once poured a couple drops on a thermometer, got ito to register -110 (c) before the liquid inside the thermometer froze.

It burns like a sonofabitch.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

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Densetsu

NOT DRYSART

posted 07-12-2002 01:05:59 AM

quote:
Fizodeth was naked while typing this:
Wuss. Flaming Hot 400+ degree grease every day and I dont even flinch.

do you dip your hand in it?

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?

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Elvish Crack Piper

Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do

posted 07-12-2002 01:13:10 AM

Man... now melting my hand together from that rope burn really pales in comparison I'm thinking.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)

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Zabe The Confused

Pancake

posted 07-12-2002 01:14:35 AM

Sorry, that was me. /\

All I want is a life time supply of cookies.

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Death of Rats

Pancake

posted 07-12-2002 01:15:44 AM

quote:
From the book of Fizodeth, chapter 3, verse 16:
Wuss. Flaming Hot 400+ degree grease every day and I dont even flinch.

worked as a hamburger flipper, happened to me all the time

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.