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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-11-2002 10:24:23 AM
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 07-11-2002 10:24:53 AM
JESUS GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT THE FUCK?
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 07-11-2002 10:26:34 AM
So does she walk or waddle?
Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 07-11-2002 10:27:16 AM
^

and

[edot] ubb is abusing me [edit]

[ 07-11-2002: Message edited by: Rera ]


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-11-2002 10:27:41 AM
I dunno... picked up the image from another board....
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-11-2002 10:30:08 AM
I like big BUTTS can i cannot lie!
No other brother can deny!
When a girl walks by with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG!
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-11-2002 10:32:26 AM
I'd call that more oblong than round personally....
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 07-11-2002 10:44:35 AM
quote:
D© had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
JESUS GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT THE FUCK?
hey
Meridian
Pancake
posted 07-11-2002 10:49:40 AM
Looks to me like she's proud of it.

Good for her!

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Meridian Ascendant
Lacking a witty sig-phrase since 2001.
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 07-11-2002 10:50:17 AM
That can not be natural.
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 07-11-2002 10:59:34 AM
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 07-11-2002 11:44:09 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when D© wrote:
JESUS GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT THE FUCK?

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
Cleric Rogue Sigpic
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 07-11-2002 11:48:22 AM
quote:
Bajah wrote this stupid crap:

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Peter
Pancake
posted 07-11-2002 11:50:29 AM
quote:
Azizza's fortune cookie read:
That can not be natural.


I agree. The question is Photoshoped or Ass implants?

[ 07-11-2002: Message edited by: Pike ]

Evenstar
Pancake
posted 07-11-2002 11:56:02 AM
quote:
D© stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
JESUS GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT THE FUCK?

one word: Liposuction

To be born again for your sake; Blowing the past away on fluttering clouds; Letting the future ride on flowing winds; Fearlessly,unceasingly,patiently -clover
Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 07-11-2002 12:08:12 PM
It had to be photoshop because that is fucking impossible. Besides, who would want an ass that abnormally large?
Peter
Pancake
posted 07-11-2002 12:11:40 PM
quote:
Alleria Qui'farush had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
It had to be photoshop because that is fucking impossible. Besides, who would want an ass that abnormally large?

The same sort that would want Breasts abnormally large or Waist freakishly small

Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 07-11-2002 12:14:30 PM
Its photoshopped, look at where her ass meets the tree, its all jagged.

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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 07-11-2002 12:17:34 PM
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round!
Maradon!
posted 07-11-2002 12:25:45 PM
No, it's quite possible that this woman simply has a gigantic ass.

All women are physiologically predisposed to depositing fat in the ass/thigh region. Some so much so that they'll continue to build up fat in those areas even when other areas are lacking fat.

Frankly I find it hideous.

Maradon!
posted 07-11-2002 12:26:46 PM
But then, the image does suggest photoshopping.

An ass that large wouldn't be that shapely.

Bast
Pancake
posted 07-11-2002 12:32:02 PM
Well... na I have no right to comment.
I'M AANILE DAMNIT!!!
you know.. the [(_|_)] rogue..
Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 07-11-2002 01:21:21 PM
Photoshopped. Looks like they took a picture of a normal ass, enlargened it and put it on as her ass. Wouldn't be hard at all, but with the right skill could look beleivable.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-11-2002 04:20:29 PM
Back dat assup!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-11-2002 04:24:00 PM
Okay....
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 07-11-2002 04:24:19 PM
^^^^
quote:
D© probably says this to all the girls:
JESUS GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT THE FUCK?
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Mightion Defensor
posted 07-11-2002 11:11:23 PM
That's no moon... it's a space station.

(Been saving that ALL day. )

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-11-2002 11:27:23 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Mightion Defensor said:
That's no moon... it's a space station.

(Been saving that ALL day. )


You've been waiting for an opertunity like that since Star Wars originally came out, haven't you?

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 07-11-2002 11:33:55 PM
quote:
Arrenn Lightblade had this to say about Knight Rider:
Photoshopped. Looks like they took a picture of a normal ass, enlargened it and put it on as her ass. Wouldn't be hard at all, but with the right skill could look beleivable.

I certainly hope that's the case...how would she fit into a car, movie theater seats, roller coasters, restaurant booths, etc?

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Kirane
Pancake
posted 07-12-2002 12:43:13 AM
Her kids are trying to say something..

Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 07-12-2002 01:06:46 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Mightion Defensor wrote:
That's no moon... it's a space station.

(Been saving that ALL day. )


I bow to your superior wit, Mightion. All I could do was quote songs, while you trounced me thoroughly with the goodness that is Star Wars.

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-12-2002 01:44:12 AM
quote:
Mightion Defensor obviously shouldn't have said:
That's no moon... it's a space station.

(Been saving that ALL day. )


*bows before the god of punny references*

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Mightion Defensor
posted 07-12-2002 02:16:32 AM
Now you have seen a mere shadow of the vast depth that is my punning prowess.

Never know when I'll crack a pun, but you can be assured it will always be hip.

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-12-2002 02:18:05 AM
Now go to the Spiderman thread and top that one.
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 07-12-2002 02:27:21 AM
THEMS CHILD BEARIN HIPS!!
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