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rick
Pancake
posted 07-11-2002 03:35:18 AM
Hey,

I'm new here.

Erm... a little bit about myself. I'm a guy, I live in a house, my turn-on's include women and more women , and my greatest fears are spiders and Shakira.

That's about it really.

R.

Could you spare me a match? I've got a bridge to burn.
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-11-2002 03:36:13 AM
Why hello.
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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 07-11-2002 03:36:13 AM
I support this Aussie.
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LeMiere
posted 07-11-2002 03:39:14 AM
He's best served deli-style.
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rick
Pancake
posted 07-11-2002 03:39:42 AM
Awww... fans.

R.

Could you spare me a match? I've got a bridge to burn.
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-11-2002 03:41:07 AM
Hiya Rick! Welcome! We're a pretty nice bunch. Read some posts and get a feel for the type of people we are. We can be ruthless but we're all really nice and friendly at heart.

Cthulhu

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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-11-2002 03:41:10 AM
quote:
LeMiere had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
He's best served deli-style.

...

Oh God.

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Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 07-11-2002 03:41:23 AM
welcome, now bring me a fosters and a vegemite sandwich...


/bonk

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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-11-2002 03:43:05 AM
Kloie throws a brick at Norim.

MY newbie.

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rick
Pancake
posted 07-11-2002 03:46:46 AM
No-one drinks Fosters here. It's crap. That's why we export it all.

I'll pass you a New. Much better...

R.

Could you spare me a match? I've got a bridge to burn.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 07-11-2002 03:47:37 AM
I reserve judgement, but also reserve the right to jump in and say "I told you he was." whether he turns out to be a good or bad n00b.
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rick
Pancake
posted 07-11-2002 03:50:54 AM
Me=good n00b.

Have you seen my tshirt?

R.

Could you spare me a match? I've got a bridge to burn.
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G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 07-11-2002 03:52:28 AM
quote:
rick had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Me=good n00b.

Have you seen my tshirt?

R.

OMG that's hilarious.

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LeMiere
posted 07-11-2002 03:54:26 AM
Kloie and I have joint custody of this Newb. It happened after the whole wedding fiasco.. ya know.. "Lemmybear."
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Maradon!
posted 07-11-2002 03:54:31 AM
Rick? Just Rick? Not, "Rickxxorz" or "Sir Rickzum" or something elaborate like that?
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-11-2002 03:55:41 AM
quote:
LeMiere got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Kloie and I have joint custody of this Newb. It happened after the whole wedding fiasco.. ya know.. "Lemmybear."

You shut up. You LIAR! YOU LIE!

Suddar knows him, too. We all promise he'll be good.

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LeMiere
posted 07-11-2002 04:00:24 AM
quote:
Kloie impressed everyone with:
You shut up. You LIAR! YOU LIE!

Suddar knows him, too. We all promise he'll be good.

Jell-o tubs.. my best man.. ohhohohoho, I remember ALL.

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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-11-2002 04:01:19 AM
quote:
LeMiere obviously shouldn't have said:
Jell-o tubs.. my best man.. ohhohohoho, I remember ALL.

... okay, wtf are you smokin'?

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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-11-2002 04:02:35 AM
LeM: Read your PMs.

Cthulhu

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nem-x
posted 07-11-2002 04:06:29 AM
quote:
rick was naked while typing this:
and my greatest fears are spiders and Shakira.

YES! I HATE HER!#%@#

[ 07-11-2002: Message edited by: nem-x ]

Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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rick
Pancake
posted 07-11-2002 04:07:48 AM
quote:
Rick? Just Rick? Not, "Rickxxorz" or "Sir Rickzum" or something elaborate like that?

Usually "thatrickguy" (which it technically is, I suppose). This is because so long as I've lived, everywhere I go I get greeted as "hey, it's that Rick guy". So naw, nothing really fancy like those.

quote:
You shut up. You LIAR! YOU LIE!

Mom, Dad... stop fighting! You know it makes me a sad panda.

R.

Could you spare me a match? I've got a bridge to burn.
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-11-2002 04:09:59 AM
quote:
rick had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Mom, Dad... stop fighting! You know it makes me a sad panda.

wtf, dude, you're older than I am, STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!#%!

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-11-2002 04:15:30 AM
Hi
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LeMiere
posted 07-11-2002 04:18:41 AM
quote:
Cthulhu spewed forth this undeniable truth:
LeM: Read your PMs.

Cthulhu

Ah, fuck.. I have PMs...

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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 07-11-2002 04:19:26 AM
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-11-2002 04:19:46 AM
*scrounges through the medicine cabinet*

Know I saw some here. Ah.

*hands LeM some Midol*

There ya go. Should help from what I hear.

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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 07-11-2002 04:25:20 AM
^^^^*


* = I'm lazy. Shut it, bitches!

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-11-2002 04:29:22 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Densetsu:
^^^^*


* = I'm lazy. Shut it, bitches!

Probably took more effort to do the UBB and crap than it would have taken just type out WTFY...

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Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 07-11-2002 06:25:50 AM
Welcome to Evercrest. It may be bizarre, but what can I say, it's home.
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-11-2002 07:22:33 AM
quote:
rick wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
No-one drinks Fosters here. It's crap. That's why we export it all.

I'll pass you a New. Much better...

R.

Damn straight.

But VB is better!

Anyway, welcome.

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rick
Pancake
posted 07-11-2002 07:32:42 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Dr. Pvednes, PhD wrote:
Damn straight.

But VB is better!

South of the border maybe. But the bottles are smaller so you get less.

R.

Could you spare me a match? I've got a bridge to burn.
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Meridian
Pancake
posted 07-11-2002 08:13:02 AM
I support this fellow newbie!
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Lacking a witty sig-phrase since 2001.
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-11-2002 08:26:27 AM
Gah! Turn out that light, you inconsiderate nuisance. Can't you see it's giving me a hangover? I don't drink, I'm not supposed to get hangovers. Stop drinking for me! And turn out that light.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-11-2002 08:30:59 AM
Rick? Here?

Okay, the last seal has been breached...run.

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 07-11-2002 08:32:46 AM
quote:
ImNotTrent Inc. wrote this stupid crap:
Probably took more effort to do the UBB and crap than it would have taken just type out WTFY...

He's from Texas. He can't help it.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 07-11-2002 08:36:53 AM
quote:
Meridian impressed everyone with:
I support this fellow newbie!

Yeah.. like I'd let you get away with callin yerself a newbie after this long? *spanks Meridian*


*hits slef*

Oh! And Hi and welcome and all that schmitz!

*hugs the newbie*
*licks the Trent*
*spanks Meridian for posteri..or**whistles and runs off*

[ 07-11-2002: Message edited by: Synjari ]

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-11-2002 09:14:47 AM
quote:
How.... Lady Snoota.... uughhhhhh:
He's from Texas. He can't help it.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 07-11-2002 09:25:43 AM
quote:
Ford Prefect had this to say about Tron:

Including Egos I see.

[ 07-11-2002: Message edited by: Judas Iscariot ]

Amor vincit omnia.
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Meridian
Pancake
posted 07-11-2002 09:26:02 AM
<<<chases Synni around the room with a paddle.

Get back here!

Revenge will be mine!

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Lacking a witty sig-phrase since 2001.
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Evenstar
Pancake
posted 07-11-2002 09:46:27 AM
Hello, welcome and all that.
To be born again for your sake; Blowing the past away on fluttering clouds; Letting the future ride on flowing winds; Fearlessly,unceasingly,patiently -clover
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