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Topic: the CASTAL ADVENTARE!!!
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-09-2002 02:49:05 AM
I don't really know what more to say.
Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-09-2002 02:55:57 AM
On the plus side, my character has 17 MAN. On the down side, he only has 5 OMG, and 1 WIS.
Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-09-2002 02:56:48 AM
I don't think there is anything that could be said.
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Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 07-09-2002 02:58:36 AM
It's taking forever to load.
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-09-2002 02:59:16 AM
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Mr. Wilams Model 2000 was programmed to say:
It's taking forever to load.

It's 1.1 megs. And it has... music... and voice... and I have no clue what the fuck the rest of it was, but it has it.

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-09-2002 03:00:07 AM
I'm not sure that was actually music.
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-09-2002 03:02:31 AM
That's okay, I'm not sure that had voices in it. I know I heard the words 'gnome ghost' but the rest...
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-09-2002 03:12:14 AM
I was the pits of Brad Pitt's armpits.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 07-09-2002 03:33:51 AM
I had 20 str and 20 constitution and I still couldnt do anything but hold my buttons down adn kill things.

That game sucks

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Saeadar
Pancake
posted 07-09-2002 04:55:14 AM
I think the hentai reviews on that site are the funniest fucking thing ever.
Saeadar Fyrestone
"Ignorance is bliss, but it isn't worth the price."
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Skaw
posted 07-09-2002 04:59:07 AM
I GEsT TWo ThE CASTAL and Ii killDe thE DRAGAN fO THE MooN PupPIES ADN FUrYTHINSG!
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 07-09-2002 05:51:23 AM
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In Japan this it is considered charming to approach a woman immediately after she leaves a restroom and mock her for making foul smells. In Japan rape is also similar to a handshake.

Best part of that review

[ 07-09-2002: Message edited by: Elvish Crack Piper ]

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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-09-2002 02:23:56 PM
I'm gonna re-roll my stats until I get 20 MAN.

That way I can be ALL MAN BABY!

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