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Kalladar?
Pancake
posted 07-06-2002 06:24:19 AM
Wellp..Been lurking here for a few months now, Figured it was time I should post /wave. Please dont haze meh =(
Stuff I got to loot because no on else wanted it
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Maelarr
Pancake
posted 07-06-2002 06:46:25 AM
Insert random acts of deplorable hazing here

Is mort still on vacation? He's so much better at this then I am.


All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-06-2002 07:53:05 AM
I borrowed his equipment while he was gone. However, Cassandra has dominion over his torture chamber, and I'm afraid she has... other plans for it.

(*Dunks Kalladar's face into The Bucket of Sulphuric Acid ®2001*)

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-06-2002 08:52:13 AM
Welcome!

This one reeks of uncertainty.

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Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 07-06-2002 08:53:46 AM
quote:
Dr. Pvednes, PhD had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
This one reeks of uncertainty.

I agree. He even questions his own name.

But anyways. Hi.

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-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 07-06-2002 09:14:26 AM
Hello there
Amor vincit omnia.
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Taeldian
Pancake
posted 07-06-2002 10:50:17 AM
*Tosses the n00b into a blender and sets it to puree*

Welcome to Evercrest!

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Kalladar?
Pancake
posted 07-06-2002 10:58:50 AM
Ouw..Ouw. I said no hazing >.<
Stuff I got to loot because no on else wanted it
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 07-06-2002 11:00:25 AM
*stands on for Mortious*

*grabs the n00b and dunks his face in a bucket of acid*

Welcome aboard.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 07-06-2002 11:18:18 AM
Now if only I could get Matt (tatsukaze00) to post...

Welcome to EverCrest!

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 07-06-2002 11:33:45 AM
VELCOMIN!

*gives the newbie a handful of chow mein*

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Lashanna
noob
posted 07-06-2002 11:43:12 AM
Hi.
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 07-06-2002 12:36:31 PM
*puts a drop of human blood into the shark tank, and then adds some lions for good measure*
"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be."
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-06-2002 12:57:25 PM
Die.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Addy
posted 07-06-2002 12:59:31 PM
Welcome.

*gives the newcomer a basket full of various muffins!*

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Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 07-06-2002 12:59:35 PM
Hello.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-06-2002 12:59:55 PM
You put lions in the shark tank?
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 07-06-2002 01:17:59 PM
Greetings.
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 07-06-2002 01:35:36 PM
HAELO!!!!!!!!11111111oops too laet
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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Moffles
Pancake
posted 07-06-2002 01:42:52 PM
*Spends about an hour trying to think of something to say to n00b*

*Gives up and violently consumes lions*

"Got some dark desire? Love to play with fire? Why not let it rip? Live a little bit!"
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-06-2002 01:57:18 PM
quote:
Zephyer's fortune cookie read:
VELCOMIN!

*gives the newbie a handful of chow mein*

WILLKOMMEN!

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-06-2002 02:15:17 PM
Hi
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 07-06-2002 03:00:04 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Vorbis of Pie said:
WILLKOMMEN!

I know that, I was spelling it phonetically.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Lynora Dar
Pancake
posted 07-06-2002 08:28:32 PM
*walks up behind the new person and sniffs*

Ididn'tknowpeoplecouldhaveaNewPersonSmell!Ithoughthatwasonlymustyoldbooks!

The Speedy Gonzales of Kitty Kats!
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