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Topic: Stupid parents finally told to "sit and spin"?
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 07-04-2002 04:02:51 AM
A few years ago a little girl was killed by a little boy and it was blamed on him trying to perform a wrestling move. Immediately the PTC went on this huge smear campaign to get the WWF(even though the WWF wasn't the only wrestling show on national TV at the time) kicked off of TV.

The WWF just the other day "won" the court case against them brought up by the PTC for "causing" the child's death that was, surprise surprise, more the cause of bad parenting. As a result, the Judge made the PTC put a message on their website(and it has to stay up for six months) that basically says, "Hi. We're a bunch of fucking idiots who are just looking for people to blame, and in doing so distort the facts to fit our skewed, fucked up view of the world. We're sorry. God made us this way."

quote:
PTC RETRACTION TO WWE AND TO THE PUBLIC

Media Research Center (MRC), Parents Television Council (PTC), Dr. Delores Tucker, Mark Honig and I have in the past made statements regarding so-called wrestling deaths-children killed by other children alleged to be micking "professional wrestling" moves they saw on television. We made such statements to members of MRC and PTC, the media, advertisers on World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) Smackdown! program, retailers that sell WWE-related toys and merchandise, public officials and the public. MRC and PTC also produced a videotape as part of a fundraising campaign in connection with its "National Campaign to Clean Up TV Now!", which advanced the notion that the murder of Tiffany Eunick was caused by the influence of professional wrestling on Lionel Tate. The videotape included interviews with Lionel Tate's lawyer advancing the notion that the murder of Tiffany Eunick, the victim, was directly caused by the impact that professional wrestling had on Lionel Tate.

We based our statements on media reports and source information. We now believe, based on extensive investigation and facts which have come to light since making those statements, that it was wrong for MRC, PTC, their spokespersons and myself to have said anything that could be construed as blaming WWE or any of its programs for the deaths of the children. Simply put, it was premature to reach that conclusion when we did, and there is now ample evidence to show that conclusion was incorrect. I now believe that professional wrestling played no role in the murder of Tiffany Eunick, which was a part of our "Clean Up TV Now!" campaign, and am equally convinced that it was incorrect and wrong to have blamed WWE or any of its programs for the deaths of the other children.

Because of our statements, PTC, MRC and the WWE have been in litigation since November 2000. WWE vigorously advanced its position that neither it, nor "professional wrestling" lead to these deaths. WWE also contended that MRC, PTC, their spokespersons and I had misrepresented the number of advertisers who withdrew support from WWE's Smackdown! television program after receiving communications from the PTC, some of which regrettably connected the WWE and Smackdown! to the deaths of children. As such, WWE exercised its right to initiate this litigation, during which facts came to light that prompted me to make this statement.

By this retraction, I want to be clear that WWE was correct in pointing out that various statements made by MRC, PTC and me were inaccurate concerning the identity and number of WWE Smackdown! advertisers who withdrew support from the program. Many of the companies we stated had "withdrawn" or pulled their support had never, in fact, advertised on Smackdown! nor had any plan to advertise on Smackdown! Again, we regret this error and retract any such misleading statements.

Finally, concerning the statements about child wrestling deaths, it was wrong to have stated or implied that WWE or any of its programs caused these tragic deaths. Specifically concerning the Lionel Tate case, recent developments lead us to believe that others and we were given, and relied upon, false information provided by parties close to the case. The information that we were given and relied upon may have been designed to make a national example of the Florida murder trial, pinning the blame on WWE. For example, we were told by a source that Lionel Tate was watching a WWE program when he assaulted Tiffany Eunick. In fact, Lionel Tate was watching the "Flintstones" and a cartoon entitled "Cow and Chicken." We were also told, by a source, that Lionel Tate killed Tiffany Eunick while executing a wrestling move unique to a WWE character called the "Stone Cold Stunner." We have since learned that this was not true, nor was there any evidence that it was true.

It is now well documented that after the Tate trial concluded, the presiding Judge said that it was "inconceivable" that Tiffany Eunick's injuries were caused by Lionel Tate mimicking wrestling moves. Indeed, since the trial ended, Lionel Tate's new lawyers have filed court papers in which they admit that the "wrestling defense" was, in their words, "bogus." Given these facts, WWE was within its rights to be angry at the MRC, PTC, their spokespersons and I for contacting WWE's advertisers to go beyond complaining about WWE content but passing along accusations which we now know were false. Because I feel a simple retraction is not sufficient, I have personally extended my apology to Vince McMahon and the WWE on behalf of MRC, PTC, Dr. Tucker, Mr. Honig and me. Through this letter, I now make this apology public and specifically directed to the advertising community that has in the past, is currently or may in the future consider advertising or sponsoring WWE programming.

The PTC can have its concern with the content of WWE's television programming - though these concerns have been reduced significantly over the past years as a reflection of WWE's changed standards. But nowhere in that debate, including in the correspondence and statements to the advertising community, should there have been any discussion of "wrestling" deaths. I regret this happening, it wasn't fair to WWE. And I say this emphatically: Please disregard what others and we have said in the past about the Florida "wrestling" death. Neither "wrestling" in general, nor WWE specifically, had anything to do with it. Of that I am certain.


Sincerely,

L. Brent Bozell, III


You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 07-04-2002 04:22:56 AM
Correct response: Who gives a shit?
Triumph2win
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-04-2002 04:25:21 AM
That is so funny that I think I might cry.

Seriously.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 07-04-2002 04:25:48 AM
Triumph the Insult Dog(or whatever the fuck he's called) is the least funny thing to be on TV since Tom Green.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-04-2002 04:27:19 AM
quote:
Lady Snoota stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Triumph the Insult Dog(or whatever the fuck he's called) is the least funny thing to be on TV since Tom Green.

You should be castrated then shot in the face respectivly

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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-04-2002 04:27:58 AM
quote:
Lady Snoota enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Triumph the Insult Dog(or whatever the fuck he's called) is the least funny thing to be on TV since Tom Green.

Ouch.

Admiral Darndo
Pancake
posted 07-04-2002 04:29:45 AM
by stupid parents you mean soccer moms right?
(Crap.I used the humans language again.) -monkey
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 07-04-2002 04:29:53 AM
You can only hear, "Nice to see you. You're looking good... FOR ME TO POOP ON!" so many times before it's not funny anymore.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 07-04-2002 04:33:26 AM
People who don't take responsibility for being a poor parent are stupid parents.

Soccor moms are different I believe. Almost as bad though.

There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Admiral Darndo
Pancake
posted 07-04-2002 04:35:01 AM
No you see here is the diffrence
bad parents don't care.
soccer moms blame someone else.
(Crap.I used the humans language again.) -monkey
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 07-04-2002 04:39:17 AM
I don't know where bad parents came from, but from your defination soccor moms are indeed stupid parents. They don't take responsibility and tend to pin it on somebody else.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Admiral Darndo
Pancake
posted 07-04-2002 04:49:09 AM
A soccer mom is a bad parent but a bad parent is not always a soccer mom.
just like squares and rectangles weeeeee.
(Crap.I used the humans language again.) -monkey
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 07-04-2002 04:51:35 AM
People who argue semantics are boring.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-04-2002 09:42:03 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Lady Snoota wrote:
Triumph the Insult Dog(or whatever the fuck he's called) is the least funny thing to be on TV since Tom Green.

^^^
True, yo!

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 07-04-2002 11:15:06 AM
quote:
Lady Snoota had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Triumph the Insult Dog(or whatever the fuck he's called) is the least funny thing to be on TV since Tom Green.

I agree.

rented Freddy Got Fingered once..

Normally I give movies a chance, it has to be really bad for me to turn off or walk out on.

1 hour of "giving the movie a chance" was too generous...

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 07-04-2002 11:25:51 AM
quote:
"Hi. We're a bunch of fucking idiots who are just looking for people to blame, and in doing so distort the facts to fit our skewed, fucked up view of the world. We're sorry. God made us this way."

God just called me to say that he's not to blame for those fucknuts, and that they need to stop trying to pass the blame for themselves off onto other people. If they keep trying to blame him for their own stupidity, he's gonna toss 'em into a lake of fire and brimstone for all eternity.

He also said that the Heavenly Host is still into JK2. Michael is badass with a 'saber, but Gabriel is a total lightning whore. Not that it has anything to do with this thread.

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Bast
Pancake
posted 07-04-2002 01:06:44 PM
My cousin's a "Soccor" mom. Not the type who blaim everyone but themselves, but someone who's husband and three children plays soccor, so she get's to tote them all around in an suv to practices. Her children are well mannored and behaved. (well the youngest can be a bit spazzy.. lol)

So, when I went on my soccor mom rant, she kinda looked at me like "why are you upset with those parents and calling them soccor moms?" She didn't know that the common termonalogy for fucked up parents is "Soccor moms" =( I felt bad.

I'M AANILE DAMNIT!!!
you know.. the [(_|_)] rogue..
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 07-04-2002 02:42:29 PM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde said this about your mom:
I agree.

rented Freddy Got Fingered once..

Normally I give movies a chance, it has to be really bad for me to turn off or walk out on.

1 hour 20 minutes of "giving the movie a chance" was too generous...



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