I hope this won't get me banned. Though I doubt bagel innuendo is really anything to over-react about.
Anyway. My sister, who works in a bagel shop, found this. Tell me, is this not the funniest mis-shaped bagel ever? 
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Tea-chan had this to say about Tron:
Tell me, is this not the funniest mis-shaped bagel ever?
Tell me, did anyone ever expect to see that question ever?
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Tea-chan had this to say about Robocop:
Tell me, is this not the funniest mis-shaped bagel ever?
I think someone humped your bagel.
[ 07-02-2002: Message edited by: Beta Tested ]
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Mr. Barrimas's fortune cookie read:
That's amazing; I've never seen a bagel in the shape of a red x!
Just be glad you haven't seen it. 
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Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Best served while hot, with cream cheese?
You're taking the penis-bagel too far!
Er.. I have no idea how to follow that up.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Azrael Heavenblade said:
...
What did you expect from a thread with "Penis-bagel" in the title?
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There was much rejoicing when Maradön² said this:
What did you expect from a thread with "Penis-bagel" in the title?
Good point.
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Check out the big brain on Maradön²!
What did you expect from a thread with "Penis-bagel" in the title?
I know, seriously.
I ENTERED THE THREAD PREPARED. I want a golden star.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Wilams said:
I know, seriously.I ENTERED THE THREAD PREPARED. I want a golden star.
I want my remaining shard of sanity replaced.
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Mr. Wilams's account was hax0red to write:
I know, seriously.I ENTERED THE THREAD PREPARED. I want a golden star.
You'll cut yourself on the sticker.
... well... I don't want to be completely mean...
Soldar puts a golden star sticker on Mr. Wilam's head, after putting some oven mitts on his hands.
Now you won't cut yourself. Don't take the mitts off either.
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Fighter said this about your mom:
That's great. Can I have my sanity back now?
No. It's in storage, and the janitor isn't done cleaning them. [ 07-02-2002: Message edited by: Soldar ]
