I am not even going to tell how badly I did. Lets just say I would be in jail for a VERY long time.

"Self, if your eye is so good, how is it you mistook Lazzay for an 18 year old?"

And then I cry.

Got 75% of the jailbait, 62.5# of the legal.

any pic that looks crappy you know isn't going to be a publicity shot

Double figures! I should coco.

On the whole, better to be safe than sorry, though hehehehe

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Dr. Pvednes, PhD had this to say about Robocop:
Eight of sixteen isn't too bad, right?

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I think it might be.

A little

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Sentow had this to say about Tron:
Hey... aren't those chicks in the third picture the Olsen twins?

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Yes

As I was lining up for my approach shot, with my 7 wood, I heard a little voice behind me saying "4 iron". I turned around, and there was this little frog. I said, "was that you" and it said "Yes, it was me. I'm a talking frog. Use the 4 iron."

Well, I was shocked, but I went ahead and used the 4 iron and BOOM! it rolls right up onto the green and drops in the hole.

Long story short, thanks to the advice of the little frog along the way, I had the best round of golf of my life.

Recognizing my luck and good fortune, I jumped on the next plane to Atlantic City. I tucked the little frog into my pocket, and off we went to the blackjack tables.

Every time I played, the little frog would tell me "hit" or "stand." Long story short, I won some good money! I was tired, so I bought a room and headed upstairs.

I set the money on thedresser, and got ready for bed. Then I looked at the little frog, and I said, "What can I do to repay you?"

The little frog said, "You could let me sleep on the bed tonight -- I am awfully tired."

I felt a little weird about it, but I decided I owed the little frog that much.

After I turned off the lights, the little frog spoke up. "Can I have a goodnight kiss?"

I felt a little weird about it, but I decided I owed the little frog that much. I went ahead and kissed the little frog, and POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful 15 year old girl.

And that's what happened, officer, I swear!

The Olsen twins was a trick question - little bitches have some sweet sixteen video in the video store...

Besides, if I touched any of them I'd get into more trouble than any court could visit upon me.

[ 07-02-2002: Message edited by: Mightion Defensor ]