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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 06-29-2002 11:22:19 PM
Cut that out.
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Ryuujin
posted 06-29-2002 11:22:52 PM
Oh, sorry. Right away, sir.
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 06-29-2002 11:23:51 PM
quote:
King Parcelan spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Cut that out.

Yes Sir. I'll stop camping the boards and get to sleep Sir.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Pancake
posted 06-29-2002 11:24:19 PM
I like your signature pic Ryuu. Where did you get it?
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-29-2002 11:24:32 PM
No.

*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap rolls some dice fap fap fap fap fap*

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 06-29-2002 11:24:36 PM
<blinks and looks up from her half-nibbled cookie> Hrmm? ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-29-2002 11:24:54 PM
No!
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 06-29-2002 11:25:43 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde was all like:
No.

*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap rolls some dice fap fap fap fap fap*

Roll D20 to orgasm!

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 06-29-2002 11:26:03 PM
There will be consequences for defying my authority.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 06-29-2002 11:28:14 PM
quote:
King Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
There will be consequences for defying my authority.

<goes back to nibbling her cookie> And you and what army is going to enforce it? Hrmm? The Army of the Slightly Dead But Not Really Though Getting Better By The Minute? :P

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-29-2002 11:31:41 PM
quote:
King Parcelan stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
There will be consequences for defying my authority.

Or what? You're gonna release the dogs on me? Or the bees? Or the dogs with the bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Jargum
Doughnut
posted 06-29-2002 11:32:29 PM
A Richard Simmons 'bot?
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Addy
posted 06-29-2002 11:35:37 PM
*dances*

Do you hate me, Parce?

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 06-29-2002 11:36:30 PM
No, you hate ME!
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-29-2002 11:40:10 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on D©!
Roll D20 to orgasm!

no thanks, I tried that last night and rolled a critical fumble *1*. Had to use my left hand now.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 06-29-2002 11:42:22 PM
<tail-snuggles Addy and Parce> I wuv everyone! ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Ryuujin
posted 06-29-2002 11:54:21 PM
Wuff!
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-30-2002 12:03:26 AM
Why should I? HUH? WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 06-30-2002 12:34:16 AM
Damn. Based on the title, I was expecting Pink Floyd lyrics.

I feel vaguely cheated somehow.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 06-30-2002 12:41:38 AM
quote:
Callalron Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I feel vaguely cheated somehow.

You say that about all my threads.

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Addy
posted 06-30-2002 12:50:48 AM
quote:
King Parcelan's fortune cookie read:
No, you hate ME!

I don't hate you! I LOVE YOU!

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 06-30-2002 12:52:48 AM
You snooty RPCresters hate me! Hate me because I'm different!

OWOE IS ME!!#@

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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-30-2002 12:54:00 AM
quote:
Callalron had this to say about Cuba:
Damn. Based on the title, I was expecting Pink Floyd lyrics.

I feel vaguely cheated somehow.

*clears her throat*

Hey you... out there in the cold...
Getting lonely, getting old... can you feel me?
Hey you... standing in the aisles,
With itchy feet and fading smile... can you feel me?
Hey you... don't help them to bury the light...
Don't give in... without a fight...


BETTER?

[ 06-30-2002: Message edited by: Kloie ]

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Addy
posted 06-30-2002 12:58:31 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when King Parcelan wrote:
You snooty RPCresters hate me! Hate me because I'm different!

OWOE IS ME!!#@

No! YOU ARE A SPECIAL PERSON!

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Pacifica
Pancake
posted 06-30-2002 01:01:19 AM
You're all lunatics.

Pacifica
Cleric Of Mithaniel Marr, Xegony Server
Wields Spiky Mace
"If at first you don't succeed, get the warrior a rez."
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-30-2002 01:04:48 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Pacifica said:
You're all lunatics.

says YOU.

NOW GO GET SOME PANTS#$&

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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 06-30-2002 01:44:55 PM
quote:
Kloie's account was hax0red to write:
*clears her throat*

Hey you... out there in the cold...
Getting lonely, getting old... can you feel me?
Hey you... standing in the aisles,
With itchy feet and fading smile... can you feel me?
Hey you... don't help them to bury the light...
Don't give in... without a fight...


BETTER?

Much. Thanks.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 06-30-2002 01:49:30 PM
quote:
Kloie wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
*clears her throat*

Hey you... out there in the cold...
Getting lonely, getting old... can you feel me?
Hey you... standing in the aisles,
With itchy feet and fading smile... can you feel me?
Hey you... don't help them to bury the light...
Don't give in... without a fight...


BETTER?

Yes. Thanks!

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Steven Steve
posted 06-30-2002 02:28:05 PM
It astounds me that a post with 5 words can get this many replies
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 06-30-2002 02:29:35 PM
quote:
Sutiiben Hantu had this to say about Duck Tales:
It astounds me that a post with 5 words can get this many replies

You are easily impressed.

There was a signature here... it's gone now.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-30-2002 02:48:18 PM
easily amused too
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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