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<`Daniel`> Let us fight these two guards.
<Leseran> RANDOM ENCOUNTERS
<`Daniel`> No, Len.
<Leseran> Just one?
<`Daniel`> Random encounters in D&D = DM flipping randomly through the monster manual.
<DM_Zaza> You're attacked by a sex assassin.
<Rosaline> This is where I come in, right?!
<`Daniel`> Is it female?
<Batu> The world suddenly fades away in a swirl of colors, then unswirls. You're standing in a forest even though you were in a town, lined up in a row with a line of monsters facing you.
<DM_Zaza> Right.
<Batu> Your ATB bar is full, WHAT DO YOU DO?!
<`Daniel`> IS THE ASSASSIN FEMALE?
* Rosaline is now known as Alystin
<DM_Zaza> Yes, the assassin is female.
<DM_Zaza> The assassin in Rosa.
<`Daniel`> I sumbit to the assassin.
<DM_Zaza> You die happy.
<`Daniel`> Hallelujah!
<Alystin> roll d20 to wrap her legs around Daniel, and snap his neck during that one moment of blissful pleasure.
* Art-AFK --> "Alystin rolls a d20 to wrap her legs around Daniel, and snap his neck during that one moment of blissful pleasure. and gets 7."
<Alystin> ...
<DM_Zaza> She FAILS!
<Alystin> roll d20 to use her exquisitely toned thighs to crush Daniel's skull.
* Art-AFK --> "Alystin rolls a d20 to use her exquisitely toned thighs to crush Daniel's skull. and gets 8."
<Alystin> ...
<DM_Zaza> And she fails again. Daniel does his thing.
<`Daniel`> roll d20 to orgasm
* Art-AFK --> "`Daniel` rolls a d20 to orgasm and gets 20."
<`Daniel`> BAM
<DM_Zaza> LMFAO
<Tzar> Hahahahaha
<Shedari> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
<Shiquiri> LOL
<Tzar> Omfg that's hilarious.
<Batu> OMFG ROFL.
* Alystin is knocked back by the force of the orgasm for 1d4 points of damage
<Shedari> roll 1d4
* Art-AFK --> "Shedari rolls 1d4 and gets 2."
<Shedari> Two points.
<Shedari> What a weak sex assassin.
<DM_Zaza> Well, Daniel might not be as grumpy now.
<Leseran> HAHAHAHAHAHA
Sexy_Elven_Fighter: Um... Jon, there's a save vs pregnancy right? Jon? JON???
DM: Um... not for you... btw... you might want to dodge the mayor - it seems he's the 14 year old's father and he's proficient in quarterstaff [ 06-27-2002: Message edited by: Hireko FishSlayer ]
