Portman's Lesbian Lust
Sensual Star Wars babe Natalie Portman has feelings for other women. The stunning actress who plays Senator Amildala in Attack Of The Clones announced that, although she has never explored her lesbian fantasies, she would not rule it out. The sexy stunner, who once dated Moby, claimed that although her personality is more compatible with men she wouldn't want to close herself off to girl only action. She says, "I've never dated a woman or anything like it. But I think it's much more the person that you fall in love with and why would you close yourself off to 50-per-cent of people?"
I love how they turn "I've never dated a woman or anything like it. But I think it's much more the person that you fall in love with and why would you close yourself off to 50-per-cent of people?" into "NATALIE PORTMAN IS A LESBIAN WHORE WHO WANTS TO HAVE HOT WILD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE. LOCK YOUR DOORS, GIRLS, SEXUAL PREDATOR ON-THE-LOOSE TONIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTT."
If she was complete lesbian, I might cry then. 
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Tron:
I fail to see the reason as to why this information would make me take a cold shower, let alone get me excited.
Well someone wins the "Clever Poster of the year" award.
A play on the fact that a vast majority of men find lesbian/bisexual women arousing.
Also a play on the fact that there are a great deal of men who find Natalie Portman attractive.
Combine the two.
Whether she is, or isn't or what people think of that isn't the issue.
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Arcadus Lil'Velve had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
*cough*A play on the fact that a vast majority of men find lesbian/bisexual women arousing.
Also a play on the fact that there are a great deal of men who find Natalie Portman attractive.
Combine the two.
Whether she is, or isn't or what people think of that isn't the issue.
She didn't admit a lesbian or bisexual lusting for women.
She said she wouldn't want to close herself off to the idea, which is completely understandable as she strikes me as an intelligent woman.
I don't look at her any differently than I did a few days ago. She's still attractive, but now she's attractive and bisexual/bicurious. Big deal.
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She didn't admit a lesbian or bisexual lusting for women.She said she wouldn't want to close herself off to the idea, which is completely understandable as she strikes me as an intelligent woman.
I don't look at her any differently than I did a few days ago. She's still attractive, but now she's attractive and bisexual/bicurious. Big deal.
Not the issue.
Pardon my humour.
I found it rather humourous for what I've already stated, as well as what has been pointed out : the way in which what she mentioned has been taken out of context.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
WhO CaReS? 
Sounds like small-town talk, and I'm saying this, coming from a small town. [ 06-26-2002: Message edited by: Miss Isis Pandoria ]
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
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Miss Isis Pandoria's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
She's lesbian, lesbian-curious, bi, or bi-curious.WhO CaReS?
Sounds like small-town talk, and I'm saying this, coming from a small town.
Cheers for completely missing the point.
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Arcadus Lil'Velve had this to say about dark elf butts:
Cheers for completely missing the point.
What did I do?
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
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So quoth Miss Isis Pandoria:
She's lesbian, lesbian-curious, bi, or bi-curious.WhO CaReS?
Sounds like small-town talk, and I'm saying this, coming from a small town.
Horny males between the ages of 12 and 30 care.
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Delphi Aegis probably says this to all the girls:
I fail to see the reason as to why this information would make me take a cold shower, let alone get me excited.
I agree, but my reasons are a bit different.
Darn.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Sutiiben Hantu had this to say about Duck Tales:
or you could just die
I could do that, but I wouldn't be happy, because I hadn't seen Kirsten Dunst and Natalie Portman go at it, and you'd still be alive.
You can die happier now.
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Lazzay had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
... yeeesss.
...Mmmmhmmm...
We have a shot now Lazzay, Mack2Win!
World continues rotating.
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Empress Eisuye's account was hax0red to write:
Still don't think she's that attractive.World continues rotating.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Empress Eisuye impressed everyone with:
Still don't think she's that attractive.World continues rotating.
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Empress Eisuye stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Still don't think she's that attractive.World continues rotating.
Her face still makes me want to punch her, hard. Don't ask me why, it's a reflex.
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Mortious stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Her face still makes me want to punch her, hard. Don't ask me why, it's a reflex.
Because she's prettier than you? 
