Ravencoff: You contacted me biatch.
The N3K0: Liar
Ravencoff: wasabiatch.
The N3K0: Leave me alone or willll cal the FVI!
The N3K0: *FBI
Ravencoff: I have no response to that.
The N3K0: You just did you LIAR
The N3K0: Ahhh get out of my head
Ravencoff: Hmm... you sound like someone I know.
The N3K0: Maybe like...SATAN?
Ravencoff: Maybe. More like Lucifer.
The N3K0: Who?
Ravencoff: You know.. another name for Satan... I think.
The N3K0: Lucifer is what I named my turtle plushie
The N3K0: he's so kewl...
Ravencoff: ... Jiggy?
The N3K0: OMG RACIST
The N3K0: Stop copying Will Smith
Ravencoff: Racist bastard. I can say what I want.
The N3K0: Liar! Your name is Ravencoff, it's obvious Raven refers to "Black" and coff sounds like "off" which can mean "too kill" so you like to kill Black people huh?!
Ravencoff: But seriously... Who the hell are you?
The N3K0: I'm a member of the Online Community for the Advancement of Morality and Christianity in Today's Internet Society.
The N3K0: OCAMCTIS for short
Ravencoff: So... another jackoff of the internet?
The N3K0: Only if you follow the true path of Digital Jesus will you be saved!
Ravencoff: Remember... Jesus loves you.
The N3K0: and frolick in heaven with all the calculators and computers
The N3K0: Jesus overcame the crass demands of flesh and bone and uploaded himself into the Internet!
The N3K0: He became something higher, Digital Jesus!
The N3K0: I can send you a brochure if you like?
Ravencoff: And he can overclock himself.
The N3K0: Exactly!
Ravencoff: Sounds good. But no. I'm sticking with my religion.
The N3K0: But you will burn in Firewall!
Ravencoff: So be it.
The N3K0: Please reconsider, becoming a Digitalist has it's advanteges! We have commune every Saturday on the irc network Enterthegame in #Digital-Jesus
The N3K0: Are you on your knees praying to your connection?
The N3K0: That is the first true step you know
Ravencoff: You really sound like someone I know.
The N3K0: Are numbers strive to be familiar with everyone, perhaps it is time you got to know us better?
Ravencoff: That isn't even an intelligent sentence.
The N3K0: If you are one with Digital Jesus, you won't need written language anymore, we can communicate across the internet using our minds
Ravencoff: Or numbers. A series of ones and zeros.
Ravencoff: Binary.
The N3K0: No, we've advanced
The N3K0: We use Trinary or Tertiary
The N3K0: 0, 1 and 9
Ravencoff: What about 2?
The N3K0: 2 is unimportant, it is the number of Satan!
The N3K0: Bill Gates is Satan's pawn!
Ravencoff: And 8?
Ravencoff: ... Ben?
The N3K0: 8 is the number for Dial-a-Whore, which is reserved for our clergy
The N3K0: Is Ben your friend/boyfriend? We're gay-friendly! Damn, we love them gays!
Ravencoff: Nah.. just taking a guess of who this is.
The N3K0: You are wrong, sir!
The N3K0: Will you join us in commune on Saturday?
Ravencoff: Maybe.
The N3K0: Using our collective minds, we are able to speed along our data on the Internet, it's true that sometimes someone has an anuerism, but to make an omelette you have to crack a few eggs, right?
Ravencoff: Right.
The N3K0: Are you a believer?
Ravencoff: Maybe.
Ravencoff: I haven't made up my mind yet.
The N3K0: We're trying to get a website put up but our lead HTML programmer is in drug rehab.
Ravencoff: I'm not good with HTML. Hell, I hardly know the stuff.
The N3K0: We could still use you. The more people there are to spread the salvation of Digital Jesus the better!
Ravencoff: Perhaps.
The N3K0: I will see you at commune on Saturday, Brother!
Ravencoff: I have no idea where this commune is.
The N3K0: irc.enterthegame.net
The N3K0: room
The N3K0: #Digital-Jesus
Ravencoff: Now.... who the hell are you?
The N3K0: I am your salvation!
Ravencoff: And how'd you get my AIM ID.
The N3K0: We know much about you.
The N3K0: We have been watching you for a while.
Ravencoff: That's what I'm afraid of.
The N3K0: If you'll kindly move that drink aside
Ravencoff: Not drinking anyone. You're watchin the wrong person.
Ravencoff: Er.. anything.
The N3K0: Are you suuuuure
Ravencoff: Yep. Nothing on my desk.
Ravencoff: of the drinkish nature.
The N3K0: Do you need more persuasion?
Ravencoff: Yes. I'll be freaked out if you knew what I was eating.
Ravencoff: Even though you messed up on the drink.
The N3K0: I am no longer concerned with food & drink, have you ever played Scrabble?
Ravencoff: Yeah.
The N3K0: Do you LIKE scrabble?
Ravencoff: Yep.
Ravencoff: It's a good game.
The N3K0: Do you like playing it with your Dad?
Ravencoff: No.
The N3K0: Then why did you play today with your Dad
The N3K0: Hmmm?
Ravencoff: Because he insisted.
Ravencoff: OK... now to hunt down your name.
The N3K0: What is it with Pillaging & Whores?
Ravencoff: You're one of the people on this list... and now I've got to find which one you re.
Ravencoff: are.
The N3K0: You like soft drinks
Ravencoff: Seriously... who are you?
I don't know how to react to this.
<---Transformers Dun Dun Dun!
quote:
Hamster Mack Boo had this to say about Tron:
are the Neko, or the raven dude ?
quote:
Arttemis the Rogue had this to say about John Romero:
He's the Raven dude. I think.
Werd.
