Hello, friends! I am back from Disneyland, the happiest place on earth! And while it certainly is happy, my report is not...
IT WAS BORING!
There was a magnitude of eligible dames around, but due to the presence of family members, I was unable to work my mojo at all. This made for lots of yearning, and lots of frustration.
Fiz-oul 
Besides that, it was fun.
...WHO WANTS PRESENTS?!
Offers his hand in greeting
Salutations.
<---Transformers Dun Dun Dun!
I want a present! 
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
-Tok
UBB pwns me [ 06-24-2002: Message edited by: Toktuk ]
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King Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
...WHO WANTS PRESENTS?!
/suckup on
Thank you, your Highness, but your presence is presents enough.
/suckup off
I bought one, and now I don't know where it is. 
I had that I was seeking a girl. In Disneyland.
I love j00!!!!!!!!! I even have your autographed picture on my new desk!
Anonymous: You are also smelly, and I distrust the cut of your gib. However, you will recieve a parrot I stole from Adventure Land.
Terena Azal: What? No present for you.
Waisztarroz: You shall recieve Goofy's hat, and with it, his demeanor. Thusly, you will learn humility.
Fighter: Go away.
Toktuk: He put up a fight, but I snagged Bashful for you. I took a helluva sneak attack from Doc, though...tricky bastard's a wizard with a butterfly knife.
MorbId: You will recieve an over-sized novelty sucker. You need one.
Palador: Your brown-nosing wins thou some mouse ears.
Soldar: For your griefs and trials, you shall win a dame...catching kit. With this net, girls will be yours!
LeMiere: You get a princess costume...pansy.
Nae: I have brought a Mickey Mouse sweatshirt, though it is made of Mickey Mouse...is that okay?
Sorry to hear it was so boring :/I've never been there myself. Any tips, advice, and/or gifts sent this way would be appreciated
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King Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
Waisztarroz: You shall recieve Goofy's hat, and with it, his demeanor. Thusly, you will learn humility.
Yay! Thank you, Parce.
*Looks up humility*
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
Sorry to hear the trip wasn't as good as it could be. At least you learned something, though: giant parks themed around mice don't ideal spots for mojo working.
In the beginning the Universe was created.Douglas Adams, 1952-2001
Ah well, welcome back
If you have little kids they'll sometimes give them "Jr. Monorail Pilot Wings" that you CAN NOT BUY in the gift shops!
Did you know there's a mickey mouse homage visible in every building on Disneyland property?
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So quoth King Parcelan:
...WHO WANTS PRESENTS?!
(waves a paw in the air)
Me! Me!
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