So then why am I telling you? I'm telling you because unless I hammer it into your brain... naw, forget it. You'll remember anyway. You seem like a group of fairly intelligent people.
I've come here by recommendation of Soldar. So if you actually like me, thank Soldar. If you hate me, then blame Soldar, then kill him by way of inducing rampant tooth decay.
I have a strange sense of humor as you can tell by my signature and my signature pic. Tell me what you think.
OK, now for the happy fun time part of my post. Watch the smily face. If you watch long enough, it jumps out at you like that stupid-freaky ghost thingy. You have to keep watching. And you can't take your eyes off of it until it jumps.
If you want to know more about me, which I know you don't, you can ask or stuff. [ 06-24-2002: Message edited by: SimplexAnonymous ]
I probably should have seen this coming.
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SimplexAnonymous painfully thought these words up:
You seem like a group of fairly intelligent people.
...you really are new
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Ferret spewed forth this undeniable truth:
/me waits for the third post...
He's a little crazy... but then again; aren't we all? [ 06-24-2002: Message edited by: Soldar ]
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SimplexAnonymous was naked while typing this:
Whoa... posts already. That's like, freakin' crazy.
We are the Board Campers.
Fear us.
Land of the fast posting and the tight community.
You'll do fine.
...I'm not yet sure if I'll fit in here...
...These tight-fitting pants make me feel...
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ZigZag's fortune cookie read:
(dances around SimplexAnonymous)
Oh dear god it has broken free!!!
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Synjari said:
*boggles as to why Cass is bringing out both board names to 'greet' someone new**shrugs and walks off*
More cyber. (sexxor)
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ACES! Another post by SimplexAnonymous:
Whoa... posts already. That's like, freakin' crazy.
Yea sorry about that, its a slow day.
you think I'm kidding,dont you?
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ACES! Another post by Azizza:
Oh dear god it has broken free!!!
(bites Azizza)
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Fennar obviously shouldn't have said:
Yea sorry about that, its a slow day.you think I'm kidding,dont you?
Yeah, it is. 
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From the book of Synjari, chapter 3, verse 16:
*boggles as to why Cass is bringing out both board names to 'greet' someone new**shrugs and walks off*
Oh that's Cass too? I thought it was Ja'deth's new creation.
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SimplexAnonymous obviously shouldn't have said:
Keepin' it real.
Oh, well it that case, ban k plx thx.
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Tier the Genius had this to say about Tron:
(sexxor)
(yiff)
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SimplexAnonymous had this to say about Tron:
I'm overwhelmed by your rapid-posting. I'm also overwhelmed by the thought of toast...
You will become used to it.
You will be assimilated.
We are Evercerst, Resistance is just plain stupid.
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SimplexAnonymous had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I'm overwhelmed by your rapid-posting. I'm also overwhelmed by the thought of toast...
Hey, I like this one. I think I'll keep it.
Azakias sticks Simplex into a jar.
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SimplexAnonymous had this to say about Knight Rider:
Hi. I'm new here. You know that.
Oh you fuckin' poser.
This won't get me banned will it? [ 06-24-2002: Message edited by: Anonymous ]
<---Transformers Dun Dun Dun!
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Fighter wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I like swords.
welcome to cornila...or something like that
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ACES! Another post by Synjari:
*boggles as to why Cass is bringing out both board names to 'greet' someone new**shrugs and walks off*
Because she can?
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Anonymous had this to say about Duck Tales:
Oh you fuckin' poser.This won't get me banned will it?
Oh yeah. My name. Let me explain that. It literally came to me in the middle of the night. I was ready to fall asleep and then the name Simplex Anonymous came to me. I looked it up to see if I had heard it somewhere and I didn't. So now it's my pseudonym that I use for everything.
I suppose you can be welcomed
Just behave, or I'll peg you to the wall
*pats her trusty bow, Cael*
*zooms away*
Forgive my alter egos. Sometimes they like to come out to play.
I'm Lyinar, the resident Piney Fresh Druidess. Ignore the screams coming from that section of the board *points to any Delidgamond thread* and stay far far away from it.
Welcome, and enjoy your stay in our craziness.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
