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Ozimander
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posted 06-24-2002 09:01:20 PM
According to your pictures at EC Faces, I have decided what race you are. Do not get offended. Please, I mean nothing by this. It's only out of boredness and good ol' playful joking around. I suggest you open EC Faces in a new window and view each as you read them.

Adrecia: Dwarf or Halfling. Probably halfling.

Alleria: Hard to tell..I'd say just plain ol' human.

Azakias and Pesco: Azakias would definatly be human and Pesco would be half-elf.

Azymyth: Harry Chapin..wait..not a race..human or halfling.

Aurywoof: Halfling therianthrope (Tossing your a proverbial bone there)

Bajah: Halfling

Bane: Half-Orc woman..just look at his picture on the site..

Blind Swordsman: Half-elf..maybe elf. 50/50 there.

Bloodcookie: Human. The type of human that ends up being a goofy wizard that everyone loves.

Brahim: Dwarf or half-orc.

Caela: Human or halfling.

Callalron: Human or gnome.

Davidson: Golem.

Delidgamond: Dwarf or human.

D: Halfling.

Densetsu: Corpse.

Doomjudge: Halfling or elf.

Drysart: Dark elf.

Ezvien: Elf, or half elf.

Faeth: ELF! NO QUESTION. Cute little daughter he has too.

Fal: Dwarf or half-orc.

Fennar: Halfling or Ricky Martin.

Ferret: I don't care..just get it out of my face...Honestly, human or half-elf.

Murdoc (Ford Prefect): Gnome or half elf.

Geeorn: Dwarf or half-elf.

Giant: Human.

Gikk: Belly dancing halfling or human.

Gydyon: Dwarf Judge.

Illanae: Human, half-elf or halfling.

Isis Pandoria: Half-orc...hehe. Honstly, human, elf, or half-elf.

Josh!: Elf or dwarf.

KaL: Dwarf. Or Frost Giant.

Kegwen: Human.

Kilauea: Elven slave.

Kinnanik: Human or little girl.

Kloie: Angsts-ridden halfling or human.

Lash:... Moments pass and nothing is heard, except a faint 'fap' noise..

Okay, honestly now: Human, elf or breasts. DOH! I mean half-elf. Okay, Lash, here you are. Hands Lash a token

You get to beat me around for five minutes, with whatever blunt instrument or sharp one you care to use. >_

Lazuli: Elf or human. Maybe halfling.

Leckie: Human. Maybe half-elf.

LeMiere: A woman. No, seriously, human or elf.

Lenlaron: Dwarf or halfling.

Liam: Dwarf.

MadCat: Human. Possibly elf.

Malbi: Dwarf or halfling.

Malkavia: Human or elf.

Mightion: Human. Possibly a Beholder with them big peepers.

Modrakien: Human.

Mog: Halfling.

Mooj: Tiefling? Illithid? I'm..not really sure..

Nem-x: Asian porn star or elf.

Niklas: Gnome, dwarf or human.

Ninok: Human.

Otaku: Human with bad fashion sense.

Ozimander: TRANSFER ERROR: wa_1001.cjb file not found

Palou: Human.

Parcelan: Halfling or human. Maybe Kobold.

Piper: Half-elf or elf.

Pved: Human or elf.

Ragabash: Dwarf or halfling.

R.I.G: Will`O`Wisp.

Red Mage: Elf or human.

Ryuujin: Halfling or human.

Sillidar: Defiantly human.
Looks like he's calling the point on my neck he's about to bite..

Skaw: Human, maybe elf. Sounds like Jay Sherman.

Suchii: Human, possibly a half-elf.

Suddar: A really happy halfling.

Synjari: Human or half-elf. Maybe halfling.

Talorynn: Human with an insightful comment.

Taylen: Boromir. (A human)

Tegadil: Bodak.

U.B.T.: Human or dwarf.

Venefica: Lich.

Vorago: Human.

Xyrra: Human or half-elf.

Za'Yth: Tiefling.

There we go. That's all that was at EC Faces. Post your pic and I'll judge it if you want.

[ 06-24-2002: Message edited by: Cthulhu ]

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-24-2002 09:03:40 PM
This is why I don't have a picture there

/ogre

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Mightion Defensor
posted 06-24-2002 09:05:18 PM
* wipes Pepsi off his monitor screen after reading Lash's entry

Damn you.

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Pancake
posted 06-24-2002 09:07:46 PM
quote:
Aanicat Model 2000 was programmed to say:
This is why I don't have a picture there

/ogre

I have a picture there despite being an Ogre with better hair.

And damnit, I am not a Wil'o'Whisp. No one gives a shit about them and I'm far more hazardous than that.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 06-24-2002 09:08:05 PM
I have a new name! Gwik!

Oho!

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Ozimander
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posted 06-24-2002 09:09:04 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Gikkwiny:
I have a new name! Gwik!

Oho!

Soyyr. L'ii fxi ti.

Chtluhu

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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-24-2002 09:11:17 PM
I really feel the love, Oz.
/sarcasm off
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Ozimander
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posted 06-24-2002 09:12:05 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Ferret said this:
I really feel the love, Oz.
/sarcasm off

Hehe!

Gives Ferret a woman shaped cookie

Cthulhu

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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 06-24-2002 09:13:15 PM
quote:
Cthulhu had this to say about dark elf butts:

Soyyr. L'ii fxi ti.

Chtluhu

I htink it's CUTE.

And it matches my typing stlye perfectly. ^_^

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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-24-2002 09:14:34 PM
quote:
Cthulhu had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Hehe!

Gives Ferret a woman shaped cookie

Cthulhu

What's with this frosting...

...Ewww...

Chucks the cookie as far away as possible.

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 06-24-2002 09:16:57 PM
A HALFLING?!
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Za’afiel
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posted 06-24-2002 09:22:54 PM
too many 'or's and 'maby's

when doing somthing like this pick a trait that sticks out most on the person then call it with one race

Fae is Brad Pitt btw

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 06-24-2002 09:35:18 PM
Dwarf?
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Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 06-24-2002 09:41:14 PM
A really happy halfling?

Wtf?

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Synjari
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posted 06-24-2002 09:43:06 PM
quote:
Hamster Mack Boo attempted to be funny by writing:
Fae is Brad Pitt btw


NOT!!!!!

*curls up mumuring* mmm... Dread Pirate Wesley.. as you wish..

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Bajah
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posted 06-24-2002 09:47:52 PM
GOD DAMNIT. I look NOTHING like a Halfling and you only said that because you KNOW it pisses me off. You can put your disclaimer all you want, but I have repeatedly stated that even making stupid little halfling jokes will piss me OFF.
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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 06-24-2002 09:52:04 PM
HALFLING!?!

I will destroy you!!

Veni, vidi, vici
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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-24-2002 09:53:34 PM
quote:
So quoth Bajah:
GOD DAMNIT. I look NOTHING like a Halfling and you only said that because you KNOW it pisses me off. You can put your disclaimer all you want, but I have repeatedly stated that even making stupid little halfling jokes will piss me OFF.

...Suddenly there was the sound of a million voices crying out in pain. Or just one very screwed elder god.

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Mr. Wilams
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posted 06-24-2002 09:54:45 PM
....

Dude, calm down. Jesus.

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-24-2002 10:01:47 PM
quote:
Mr. Wilams thought about the meaning of life:
....

Dude, calm down. Jesus.


If you constantly got jokes you didn't appreciate and CONSTANTLY politely requested them to stop and people still kept the shit up, you'd get pissed too.
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Mr. Wilams
Pancake
posted 06-24-2002 10:04:27 PM
Yes and THEN you remember it's all in good fun and it's not like we hate you and that you really need to step back and take a deep breath.
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-24-2002 10:08:17 PM
You've seen my picture. So what am I?


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 06-24-2002 10:09:36 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Lyinar Ka`Bael wrote:
You've seen my picture. So what am I?

Elf with glasses!

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Lashanna
noob
posted 06-24-2002 10:09:42 PM
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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posted 06-24-2002 10:22:39 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
GOD DAMNIT. I look NOTHING like a Halfling and you only said that because you KNOW it pisses me off. You can put your disclaimer all you want, but I have repeatedly stated that even making stupid little halfling jokes will piss me OFF.

I'd have to say it's because of the general roundness of your face and the, as Deth would say, Chin Pubes.

Personally, I'd have gone with Half Elf, but you lack in the pointy ears department and, again, have more facial roundness than a Half Elf normally would.

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Pancake
posted 06-24-2002 10:26:22 PM
im almost glad, im my pic isnt on there
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Ozimander
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posted 06-24-2002 10:28:03 PM
Okay. For the better of the community, I'll ask a mod to lock this thread. Instead of people getting amused or laughing I've pissed off Bajah (I'm sorry man. I honestly didn't know it'd tick you off) and not amused many others at that anyhow.

Cthulhu

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-24-2002 10:28:13 PM
quote:
How.... Praetor Liam.... uughhhhhh:
Elf with glasses!

You're right, though. My ears even look a little pointy from the right angle


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Lashanna
noob
posted 06-24-2002 10:31:32 PM
quote:
Cthulhu probably says this to all the girls:
Okay. For the better of the community, I'll ask a mod to lock this thread. Instead of people getting amused or laughing I've pissed off Bajah (I'm sorry man. I honestly didn't know it'd tick you off) and not amused many others at that anyhow.

Cthulhu


Well, if it makes any difference to you, I thought your post was funny,

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Ozimander
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posted 06-24-2002 10:36:31 PM
quote:
Lashanna attempted to be funny by writing:

Well, if it makes any difference to you, I thought your post was funny,

Well. I mean, I'm getting the general feeling that most people felt it wasn't funny, or I tried too hard to be funny. Either which. If people are amused, it'll stay, if not, it'll go.

and Lyinar: Defiantly either human or elf.

Hamster: Shut up. Faces have many possibilites. Also, this is my thread, so I'll put as many damn 'or's and 'maybe's as I please.

Gikk: I completely agree on Faeth

Cthulhu

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Bajah
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posted 06-24-2002 10:38:01 PM
I did in fact find the thread humorous for the most part.... with the exception of my one single pet peeve. And the little after it made me feel it was a jab on purpose. He's apologized for it and I'm cool with it.
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Ozimander
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posted 06-24-2002 10:42:52 PM
Allow me to fix Bajahs:

Bajah: Half...ELF or human. Dwarf? Not possibly, small beard. Elder God? Quite possible.

Cthulhu

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Za’afiel
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posted 06-24-2002 10:48:24 PM
quote:
Cthulhu had this to say about the Spice Girls:

Hamster: Shut up. Faces have many possibilites. Also, this is my thread, so I'll put as many damn 'or's and 'maybe's as I please.

Sorry I forgot to add that I am indeed a flaming weiner of apocalyptic type doom.

and a few smilies

and dude, its constructive critisism, dont get all evil about it

[ 06-24-2002: Message edited by: Hamster Mack Boo ]

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Ozimander
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posted 06-24-2002 10:50:38 PM
quote:
Hamster Mack Boo had this to say about dark elf butts:
[QUOTE]Cthulhu had this to say about the Spice Girls:
[qb]
Hamster: Shut up. Faces have many possibilites. Also, this is my thread, so I'll put as many damn 'or's and 'maybe's as I please.

Sorry I forgot to add that I am indeed a flaming weiner of apocalyptic type doom.

and a few smilies[/QB][/QUOTE]

AH! The funny is there! I enjoyed it!

And you are indeed a flaming wiener...he...hehe...

Cthulhu

EDIT: I figured it was constructive critisim. Hence I put a

after the

See? Like this.

Cthulhu

[ 06-24-2002: Message edited by: Cthulhu ]

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Za’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 06-24-2002 11:00:50 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Cthulhu stammered:
AH! The funny is there! I enjoyed it!

And you are indeed a flaming wiener...he...hehe...

Cthulhu

EDIT: I figured it was constructive critisim. Hence I put a

after the

See? Like this.

Cthulhu

oh ok, its all fun then

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 06-24-2002 11:09:49 PM
quote:
Cthulhu got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Aurywoof: Halfling therianthrope (Tossing your a proverbial bone there)

what's a therianthrope? *confuzzle*

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Steven Steve
posted 06-24-2002 11:18:34 PM
Which race would this be?

hehe

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Ozimander
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posted 06-24-2002 11:21:53 PM
quote:
aurywoof got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
what's a therianthrope? *confuzzle*

A were-beast. Werewolf, werecat, were-etc.

Close as you can get to furry. Just helping.

Cthulhu

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Za’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 06-24-2002 11:22:47 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Sutiiben Hantu was all like:
Which race would this be?

hehe


its an X-box !!!1

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 06-24-2002 11:45:48 PM
Half-orc!! Hey!!

Yey! Elf or Half-Elf.. I like those. Humans are so boring.

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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