EverCrest Message Forums
You are not logged in. Login or Register.
Author
Topic: Uhh..
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 01:28:42 AM
My dog is under my desk. She is not usually under my desk.

I do believe she is sniffing my feet. Or something.

O_o

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-23-2002 01:30:32 AM
Very little scares me. Your sigpic is one of those things.
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-23-2002 01:30:51 AM
It wants to be loved?
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 01:31:24 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Mortious:
Very little scares me. Your sigpic is one of those things.

Whyyyy?!? I think it's cute...

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 01:32:12 AM
quote:
Ferret had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
It wants to be loved?

I think she wants the bag of chips I'm holding.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-23-2002 01:32:50 AM
It seriously freaks me out. Like those nightmares where dolls come to life and chase you through the house.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 06-23-2002 01:33:54 AM
quote:
Mortious was listening to Cher while typing:
It seriously freaks me out. Like those nightmares where dolls come to life and chase you through the house.

Doesn't scare me, you are just a wussy man. WUSSY!

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 01:34:23 AM
quote:
Mortious Model 2000 was programmed to say:
It seriously freaks me out. Like those nightmares where dolls come to life and chase you through the house.

... and then STAB YOU IN THE FACE WITH A PENCIL!?!

...

*cough*

[ 06-23-2002: Message edited by: Kloie ]

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-23-2002 01:34:38 AM
quote:
From the book of Kloie, chapter 3, verse 16:
I think she wants the bag of chips I'm holding.

That's most likely it. My sister's suicidal cat hates me and still comes up to me when I'm eating chicken.

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 01:37:35 AM
quote:
So quoth Ferret:
That's most likely it. My sister's suicidal cat hates me and still comes up to me when I'm eating chicken.

But... why would she want chips?!

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-23-2002 01:41:27 AM
What type of chips? And when was the last time someone fed her?
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 01:43:34 AM
Nacho Cheese Doritos and she has free-access to kibble anytime she wants from the bowl in the kitchen.

I just let her outside again. Second time in twenty minutes; I hope her bladder is finally empty.

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-23-2002 01:46:35 AM
quote:
Verily, Kloie doth proclaim:
Nacho Cheese Doritos and she has free-access to kibble anytime she wants from the bowl in the kitchen.

I just let her outside again. Second time in twenty minutes; I hope her bladder is finally empty.


Dunno about the dog, but I've sit there whining until I've gotten doritos.

Otherwise not a clue. Maybe call the pet psychic person?

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 01:47:30 AM

Would you dare put that face through such torture?

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-23-2002 01:48:33 AM
Good point.
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 01:50:55 AM
I thought so.
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-23-2002 01:52:15 AM
Your dog looks like one of the kind that lives with little old ladies until they go beserk and eat them.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 06-23-2002 01:53:36 AM
quote:
This one time, at Kloie camp:

Would you dare put that face through such torture?


All I see is concentrated evil.

Oh, there's the dog. I thought you were talking about... no, no I wasn't.

I have failed to make a joke.

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 01:54:37 AM
quote:
Ferret thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Your dog looks like one of the kind that lives with little old ladies until they go beserk and eat them.

That's what makes her cooler than you.

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 01:55:09 AM
quote:
Vorbis of Pie wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
All I see is concentrated evil.

Yeah, my bed can be pretty evil.

Olethros et Teleute
Everyone's favorite seven foot tall, orc-hating, bad-ass barbarian babe!
posted 06-23-2002 01:57:42 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Kloie said this:

Would you dare put that face through such torture?


AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww ! So cute! Lemme pet it!

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-23-2002 01:57:51 AM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Yeah, my bed can be pretty evil.

Just residue from it's owner.

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 02:04:53 AM
quote:
Olethros et Teleute Model 2000 was programmed to say:
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww ! So cute! Lemme pet it!

No way, man. She'll bite your head off.

... *watches as Frankie proceeds to walk up to Oletheros and beg for food*

... dammit.

[ 06-23-2002: Message edited by: Kloie ]

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 02:07:03 AM
quote:
Ferret thought about the meaning of life:
Just residue from it's owner.

wha!?

[ 06-23-2002: Message edited by: Kloie ]

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-23-2002 02:10:06 AM
*choughbullshitchough*

Sorry, I tend to have these weird coughing fits.

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 02:10:56 AM
Maybe you should get that checked..?
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-23-2002 02:12:35 AM
quote:
Kloie attempted to be funny by writing:
Maybe you should get that checked..?

Probably, but I'll most likely forget about it by morning.

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 02:16:13 AM
Ah... okay.
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-23-2002 02:18:14 AM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about (_|_):
Ah... okay.

Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 06-23-2002 02:19:44 AM
quote:
Kloie attempted to be funny by writing:
My dog is under my desk. She is not usually under my desk.

I do believe she is sniffing my feet. Or something.

O_o


I've got a cat that does the exact same thing constantly. It's usually not too annoying, until it starts falling asleep directly on my feet.

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 02:25:03 AM
quote:
Chalesm wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I've got a cat that does the exact same thing constantly. It's usually not too annoying, until it starts falling asleep directly on my feet.

Frankie only does that when I'm in bed. Sometimes I'll wake up and she'll be snuggled at the small of my back, curled up really tight, like she's afraid she'll freeze to death during the night.

Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 06-23-2002 02:27:32 AM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about Knight Rider:
Frankie only does that when I'm in bed. Sometimes I'll wake up and she'll be snuggled at the small of my back, curled up really tight, like she's afraid she'll freeze to death during the night.

Ah, the bed is my brother's problem. I swear the two dogs take up over twice the room he does on that bed. I'm not sure what would happen if he rolled in his sleep.

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 02:29:38 AM
Well imagine trying to roll over, and then realizing you're about to roll over onto a 13-pound dog. She doesn't like it much. I bet your dogs just keep your brother lodged in place. O_o
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 06-23-2002 03:44:53 AM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about John Romero:

Would you dare put that face through such torture?



I thought Frankie was darker...
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 06-23-2002 03:48:07 AM
Your cat is HARMLESS!
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 03:51:38 AM
quote:
Azymyth said this about your mom:
I thought Frankie was darker...

That's pre-bath, not post... she's practically silver when she's fresh out of the sink.

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 03:58:10 AM
quote:
Mad Psycho had this to say about dark elf butts:
Your cat is HARMLESS!

Yeah..

Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 06-23-2002 03:59:44 AM
It is amusing though! I remember that one morning I fed her a bunch of pancakes just to see her beg.
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-23-2002 04:12:47 AM
You made her fat.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 06-23-2002 10:33:36 AM
My dog always crawls under my desk and goes to sleep when I'm at the computer.

It's a pain, 'cause he takes up so much space I can't stretch my legs.

It is kinda cute, though.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

All times are US/Eastern
Hop To: