Im too lazy to study for my Permit test, and I want the permit. What should I do?!
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This insanity brought to you by Praetor Liam:
Alright Vise, here's my problem:Im too lazy to study for my Permit test, and I want the permit. What should I do?!
Bribery
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There was much rejoicing when Giantt^2 said this:
I have no work discipline and I skip school 6+ classes a week. What should I do?
Become an artist that does blank pieces of paper for his art and claim you are simply misunderstood.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Sutiiben Hantu said:
I killed someone and their body is in the bathtub. How do I get rid of it without anyone noticing?
Hmm This one will require more inforation. Where do you live?
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Janus impressed everyone with:
Vise! I have two jars of pickles that won't open! What should I do?
Hmmm Break them both with the hammer and follow steps 1-28 that we discussed in my last Self Help Corner Thread.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Sutiiben Hantu's account was hax0red to write:
No young billy... The question is, where DO YOU LIVE!?
Well I live in the suberbs, but that doesn't help me in answering your question.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Sutiiben Hantu had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS, BILLY?
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Janus had this to say about Tron:
Okay, I'm on step 5, going into the bathroom for a bath. BUT THERE'S A BIG SPIDDER!!!!
Football Tackle it and precead with the steps.
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Janus wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Okay, I tackled it, but only made it angry. I am now wrapped in silk and hanging from a sidder's web, now what?
Use any sharp objects you have on you to cut free and then use a can of Raid on the spider, then follow the steps again.
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Verily, Hamster Mack Boo doth proclaim:
i have no donuts and the pope says i cant have pastries... what do i do ?
Form your own religion based around the spiffy Hamster and use Doughnuts in your hoidays. Then have everyday be a holiday.
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Adrecia Tru'Ril had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Everyone wants to eat my bird. What should I do?
Eat it yourself.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Adrecia Tru'Ril wrote:
Everyone wants to eat my bird. What should I do?
Get your ass in IRC. 
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Enforcer Za'Yth had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Get your ass in IRC.
My cyber sense is tingling.
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Mortious had this to say about Optimus Prime:
My cyber sense is tingling.
Isn't it always?
I'm stuck in a blender and I can't get out! HELP!
[ 06-19-2002: Message edited by: Janus ]
you are not a monkey thus cannot found a monkey organization
you are dirt
enough.
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Kloie had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
VIIIIIIIIISE!!!!I'm stuck in a blender and I can't get out! HELP!
Well I am back and ready to answer this first question. I would say use the stairs.
[ 06-19-2002: Message edited by: Vise the Stompy ]
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Janus said:
Okay Vise, I used the Goblin Cleaver that I've been keeping in my back poket to escape the web, and slay the sider. As he died he let out a horrifing screach. Guess it was painful. Okay so I took a bath, used my bird to dry off, that didn't work so I air dried. Coundn't find a clean pair of pants, did laundry put on a pair of pants. Breaked for lunch, beat the 4th dugeon boss of Zelda Link to the past, got a pepsi twist of of the fridge.
Okay I went out to get the mail to find my house being overrunned by giant sider monsters......I am compleatly stumped on this one....
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Iron Chef Cadga had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
i will not do any happydance till you remove all forms of Founding "Monkah" anything from your sigyou are not a monkey thus cannot found a monkey organization
you are dirt
enough.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Freschel Spindrift said:
My cat loves to climb on my sholders and eat my hair. What should I do?
You could A)Kill your cats or B)Wear a hat
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Arrenn Lightblade attempted to be funny by writing:
"Can you point me to the self help section of the library, please?" "Your not off to too good of a start, are you?"
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La Sudadera thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I have a HUGE problem! I've just inherited $99,999,999,999,999,999 and my supermodel wife said she's OK with me cheating on her, as long as she can either A)watch or B) participate. Also, My McLaren F1 only has 1/2 a tank of gas left, my red, blue, and white Ferrari's need to be washed, and one of my 2930845 maids quit! Also, my mansion's chef is merely 987654321 stars!
