Where the hell is my share of the women?!?
What's my share doing out there with his share?!?
*glares at MadCat*
Damned pr0n-master bastard....
quote:
We were all impressed when Suddar Williams wrote:
I guess softcore porn is in and dignity is out?
Just enjoy the view and dont complain.
Now where's my share? 
quote:
Pesco had this to say about Cuba:
We live in Texas.. We already HAVE woman like that
quote:
Lashanna Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I've been to Texas, and I was disappointed, sorry,
You dunno where to look.... 
There are some rather nice women in the building I work in.... and they all have a fucking ring on. 
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I've been to Texas, and I was disappointed, sorry,
You were in the wrong spots then
quote:
How.... Adrecia Tru'Ril.... uughhhhhh:
We have sexy accents.
So do Texans
- Unspoiled nature. [ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Enforcer Za'Yth ]
- Plenty of extremly hot chicks to take out into the unspoiled nature.
- Very many private spots in the unspoiled nature.
- Some fine beer.
- Fairly working legal and medical systems so that you won't be getting any paternity suits related to the private spots and the beer.
quote:
Enforcer Za'Yth wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Sweden has:- Unspoiled nature.
- Plenty of extremly hot chicks to take out into the unspoiled nature.
- Very many private spots in the unspoiled nature.
- Some fine beer.
- A fairly working legal system so that you won't be getting any paternity suits related to the private spots and the beer.
I'll wait til you mention something Texas doesnt have
quote:
Pesco stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I'll wait til you mention something Texas doesnt have
Well, if you take a chick out into the outspoiled nature of Texas, you get:
A: Burnt by the sand.
B: Ran over by a trailer.
C: Shot to death by the two-hundred man strong cousin force of the chick.
Sweden has:
- No hazardous natural phenomena, except for the very rare flood in south sweden.
- No poisonous animals lethal to man.
- A temperate climate, meaning the summers are warm and the winters are nice and snowy.
- One helluva soccer and one helluva ice hocket team.
- Less stupid public schools, where the intelligent are popular.
Now, add this to the aformentioned.
quote:
Enforcer Za'Yth had this to say about Duck Tales:
Well, if you take a chick out into the outspoiled nature of Texas, you get:A: Burnt by the sand.
B: Ran over by a trailer.
C: Shot to death by the two-hundred man strong cousin force of the chick.
Sand? Who said we had to goto the beach?
quote:
Enforcer Za'Yth was listening to Cher while typing:
Well, if you take a chick out into the outspoiled nature of Texas, you get:A: Burnt by the sand.
B: Ran over by a trailer.
C: Shot to death by the two-hundred man strong cousin force of the chick.
C is possible.... But that's your fault because you were treating her wong.
A and B are total shit. A would be Arizona or Nevada or NewMexico. B is only applicable if you're in the eastern reaches of Texas where the trailer trash is free to roam.
But, here's the heavyweighter:
Sweden has rigorous privacy laws which restrict employers from doing any "checks" at all on your private workspace, including your computer.
quote:
Enforcer Za'Yth had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Now, to continue the list.Sweden has:
- No hazardous natural phenomena, except for the very rare flood in south sweden.
- No poisonous animals lethal to man.
- A temperate climate, meaning the summers are warm and the winters are nice and snowy.
- One helluva soccer and one helluva ice hocket team.
- Less stupid public schools, where the intelligent are popular.Now, add this to the aformentioned.
Pesco yawns.
- Awwww... the thunder scares you.
- Adds flavor
- Texas has close to every climate, take your pick
- We have Football, Baseball, and Hockey... all others can kiss my ass
- shrugs
And no, we dont live in our unspoiled wilderness... we just play there 
quote:
Verily, Enforcer Za'Yth doth proclaim:
One helluva soccer team
Youre going DOWN bish!!
*leckie runs around Evercrest singing "Three Lions"*
Although as per usual England will probably go out on penalties...
quote:
Enforcer Za'Yth wrote this stupid crap:
But, here's the heavyweighter:Sweden has rigorous privacy laws which restrict employers from doing any "checks" at all on your private workspace, including your computer.
.........
fucker.
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Enforcer Za'Yth said:
Sweden has rigorous privacy laws which restrict employers from doing any "checks" at all on your private workspace, including your computer.
Pesco points to the user/software shares of different employees throughout his office with pr0n and cool software.
Oh yea... and we have beer in the company fridge.
