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Topic: People's Republic of EverCrest Recruiting Post
Jaggedpine Mistwalker
Member #4!
posted 06-12-2002 10:43:22 PM
A large, ominous-looking building can be seen. It is covered with snow, no doubt from another harsh winter storm. There is a man wearing a heavy jacket with a hammer and sickle insignia standing outside the building near a sign which reads: People's Republic of EverCrest Recruiting Post Number 2.

Comrade Jaggedpine: Who wants to join the army of the glorious People's Republic? All who have too much cowardice to join will be sent to the Gulag!

He points towards a grandiose structure which is even larger than the recruiting post, and bears the insignia of a terrible and fearsome Prairie Dog. All of the building's windows are barred.

Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-12-2002 10:44:17 PM
No thanks... Im going into Lurker-mode for the duration of Ban-fest..
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 06-12-2002 10:46:56 PM
What?! Commies? Where?!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 06-12-2002 10:47:26 PM
Azakias signs up under the pretense of being a hard core commie, but is, in reality, a Capitolist spy.
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Lashanna
noob
posted 06-12-2002 10:48:18 PM
*has already signed up. She read Gulag Archipelago and it wasn't pretty.*
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 06-12-2002 10:49:29 PM
Signs up without missing a beat

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
Cleric Rogue Sigpic
Sorcerer Kaziin
Pancake
posted 06-12-2002 10:49:42 PM
(OP here, just decided to use this account...since I don't really do the RP boards anymore, though I should...)

Kaziin sneaks up, clad in his ub3r ninja g34r, ready to flip the fuck out on some commies...but spots cookies..

"OH! COOKIES!!"

Kaziin's Profile

You sir, have underestimated this 6 foot length of pole

Willias
Pancake
posted 06-12-2002 10:50:30 PM
I don't know what a Gulag is (and I probably don't want to know). Sign me up!
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-12-2002 10:52:20 PM
i still have my sig from last time...

lets see.

nope, cant find it.

I need a new commie pic... I have a good candidate for it...

haelp?

[ 06-12-2002: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]

ZaÂ’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 06-12-2002 10:54:24 PM
Hoorah ! i will sign up
"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 06-12-2002 10:54:37 PM
*tries to find his Uncle Gee pic
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-12-2002 10:58:54 PM
quote:
Geeorn had this to say about Cuba:
*tries to find his Uncle Gee pic

Could stick an eyepatch on a picture of Lenin. He had a beard.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-12-2002 11:01:22 PM
quote:
Willias had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I don't know what a Gulag is (and I probably don't want to know). Sign me up!
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-12-2002 11:03:48 PM
Gulag is a hard-labor prison camp, I think. Usually in Siberia.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 06-12-2002 11:04:42 PM
*signs up with a flourish*

I came in during the glorious Republic, and I can survive it again!

Burger
BANNED!
posted 06-12-2002 11:14:01 PM
what's a bandwagon?
Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Jaggedpine Mistwalker
Member #4!
posted 06-12-2002 11:16:59 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when The_Mac said this:
what's a bandwagon?

Excuse me, but if you'll notice, my sigpic was used in the banner which adorns the grand hall of our glorious Republic!

I sentance you to life in the Gulag of Parcelan the Oversized!

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-12-2002 11:17:05 PM
<--
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 06-12-2002 11:17:56 PM
Foolish Rodent! You disgrace the penguins!
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-12-2002 11:18:45 PM
Wasn't there an opposition before?

Uh, I mean... *flees to Canada*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 06-12-2002 11:21:50 PM
quote:
Empress Eisuye thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Wasn't there an opposition before?

Uh, I mean... *flees to Canada*


Who do you think I work for?!

Er... I mean... I'm off to invent those faster than light insta-transports terminals in Las Vegas and... Maine.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-12-2002 11:23:02 PM
quote:
The Otaku Penguin wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Foolish Rodent! You disgrace the penguins!

BAH! It's a penguin-rat I say!

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 06-12-2002 11:24:23 PM
quote:
Empress Eisuye had this to say about dark elf butts:
Wasn't there an opposition before?

Uh, I mean... *flees to Canada*


*takes in the kyute refugee and offers her some Pepsi*

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-12-2002 11:26:24 PM
Ferret walks up, affixing his signature on the sheet.

Da Comrade, I am with you!

My hat is too big

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-12-2002 11:29:13 PM
VIVA LA CANADIAN RESISTANCE, EH?

(Im making myself canadian during this. BECAUSE I CAN.)

Willias
Pancake
posted 06-12-2002 11:29:32 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was all like:
Gulag is a hard-labor prison camp, I think. Usually in Siberia.

Woah, good thing I signed up.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-12-2002 11:32:10 PM
*signs up*

MMmmmm. Women in red.

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 06-12-2002 11:33:21 PM
*Joins Fal, because...Hockey rocks, and yes, I know Russians also play hockey*

So...what do we do as a resistance? I mean, they have the MOD on their side...

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-12-2002 11:33:39 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Falaanla Marr:
VIVA LA CANADIAN RESISTANCE, EH?

(Im making myself canadian during this. BECAUSE I CAN.)


Are you sure you wish to ally yourself with that Thing, Delidgamond? :>

[ 06-12-2002: Message edited by: Ferret ]

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-12-2002 11:46:49 PM
there were several opposing factions...two I remember are:

1. Dang Dirty Democratics:
Sage was the big one there, I remember. Capitalists were running 'round smiting mightily the Commie hordes.

2. Monochromatic Horde:
I shifted to Chinese Panda form and more or less got Clan Ka'bael into things as a rival communist faction. Then Jan threatened me and I stopped.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 06-12-2002 11:48:37 PM
<-- I gots the war paint on, baby!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 06-12-2002 11:49:09 PM
<-- I am stoopayndus KGB ooperateeve! Kan salute 100 times per minoote!
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-12-2002 11:50:08 PM
OMG FAL! LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES TOGETHER!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-12-2002 11:52:46 PM
quote:
Ferret had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Are you sure you wish to ally yourself with that Thing, Delidgamond?

Delidgamond is the most fearsome weapon in my arsenal.

DELI! We will go to the movies if you gross out the commies with an animated gif!

Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-12-2002 11:53:33 PM
We can go to male stripbars too!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-12-2002 11:53:46 PM
So for THIS installment of evil, we currenlty have Canada and... um... guys?

Guys...?



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-12-2002 11:54:12 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Pirotess:
Delidgamond is the most fearsome weapon in my arsenal.

DELI! We will go to the movies if you gross out the commies with an animated gif!


Shudders

And I thought nuclear threats were bad.

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 06-12-2002 11:54:12 PM
If someone can 'shop my sigpic to include the commie hat.. I'll consider it.

Might even change my sig, too. *GASP!!!*

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Faeth Es'Braewyn
No Breasts. :(
posted 06-12-2002 11:55:16 PM
quote:
Dr. Pvednes, PhD thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
*signs up*

MMmmmm. Women in red.


Makes it harder to see the blood..

"Born of fire, forged with steel, I am the hunter that you know, but will never see..."
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 06-12-2002 11:55:34 PM
I'm...on Canada's side...Delid? Fal? LOVE ME!!...

*cries*

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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