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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-12-2002 01:10:18 AM
It's a big file, so expect a rather slow loadtime.

My girlfriend has the sexiest set of eyes EVER. YAES.

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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 06-12-2002 01:12:12 AM
It loaded instantly for me
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-12-2002 01:13:20 AM
quote:
The Otaku Penguin had this to say about Duck Tales:
It loaded instantly for me

I was referring more to the people with slow load times.

You, however, made no comment on the sheer lovliness of the eyes!

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Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 06-12-2002 01:13:42 AM
Lucky bish
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Mightion Defensor
posted 06-12-2002 01:13:47 AM
Okay Suchii, I wore the hat and took the video like you asked.

Now where's my fifty bucks?

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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 06-12-2002 01:14:10 AM
Is something moving?

Is that a back of a chair I see? Pph. Backs of chairs are for people with..well...not broken chairs...

I'm going to go beat my brother into submission for breaking my chair now.

[ 06-12-2002: Message edited by: Tegadil ]

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 06-12-2002 01:14:19 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived The Otaku Penguin stammered:
It loaded instantly for me

i like my girlfriends, her eyes are brown with some green around the edges

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-12-2002 01:14:53 AM
Long eyelashes.

I'm afraid to say more.

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-12-2002 01:16:05 AM
I don't mind you guys looking and gawking Admire away! Shower with compliments!


Just don't try to touch.

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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 06-12-2002 01:16:34 AM
Nice!

*Kegwen's mind drifts back to Matt (not anyone on this board, mind you)...

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 06-12-2002 01:16:57 AM
Bah

Touchey is gud! Touchey can be fun

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-12-2002 01:17:35 AM
quote:
High Priestess Suchii spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Bah

Touchey is gud! Touchey can be fun

Don't taunt them to walk into their own deaths, love.

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Mightion Defensor
posted 06-12-2002 01:17:52 AM
quote:
High Priestess Suchii had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Bah

Touchey is gud! Touchey can be fun

* skritch skritch

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 06-12-2002 01:20:23 AM
I thought Kekvit was banned.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 06-12-2002 01:21:01 AM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
* skritch skritch

ONO my one weakness#!% *falls over*

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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 06-12-2002 01:22:53 AM

[ 06-12-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-12-2002 01:25:11 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived High Priestess Suchii stammered:
ONO my one weakness#!% *falls over*

I thought I was your one weakness.

I'm sorry, Mightion, but I must chop off your hands and mail them to Aurelt.

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Olethros et Teleute
Everyone's favorite seven foot tall, orc-hating, bad-ass barbarian babe!
posted 06-12-2002 01:29:14 AM
Is that her on your sig on the bottom right with the blue face? If so, she's very beautiful, you're a lucky guy
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 06-12-2002 01:30:05 AM
quote:
Bajah's fortune cookie read:
Just don't try to touch.

*pokes Suchii in the eye*

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 06-12-2002 01:31:24 AM
I tried to gouge out the eyes, but I only burned my moniter.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 06-12-2002 01:31:41 AM
ow
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-12-2002 01:32:39 AM
Kill RIG! Make him dead, love! SMASH!#%
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Mightion Defensor
posted 06-12-2002 01:33:16 AM
quote:
Bajah's fortune cookie read:
I thought I was your one weakness.

I'm sorry, Mightion, but I must chop off your hands and mail them to Aurelt.

Great... she can add them to the collection of Mightion parts she already has.

Like my heart, and my soul, along with my ears.

Neener.

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 06-12-2002 01:33:53 AM
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-12-2002 01:35:47 AM
Damn RIG stole my joke.

Oh well..

*pokes Suchii's good eye*

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 06-12-2002 01:38:46 AM

I will probably have a problem passing the Marine physical if I go in WITHOUT ANY EYES!#% WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY THEN!?

"I can fly! I just keep going until I hit something, then blame it on the Russians and go get hammered. NARF!"

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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 06-12-2002 01:41:56 AM
quote:
Bloodsage stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I thought Kekvit was banned.

Yea, I was wondering about that myself.

Anyhow:

Bajah, your a lucky man!

*does their secret Pimp Handshake*

Cthulhu

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-12-2002 01:43:08 AM
Waitwait, if you poke out her eyes, she can't join the Marines?

Hmm.. on the one hand, I could keep her home with me... on the other, she'd be missing out on something she wants to do.

No. Don't poke out her eyes.

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-12-2002 01:43:57 AM
Oh fine then.

*puts the eye back in Suchii's head.*

Better?

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 06-12-2002 01:45:42 AM
Too late, they already did! I will have to show up looking like this x_@ and they will be all liek "OMG wut is wrong with j00r ey3z" "And I will be all, liek, tallk tu the hand, three snaps and a circul, girlfreen'!"
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-12-2002 02:07:10 AM
oho, you guys are making it where she'll have to stay home!
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 06-12-2002 02:09:11 AM
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-12-2002 02:11:44 AM
quote:
High Priestess Suchii's fortune cookie read:

No worries. I'll nurse you back to health, THEN you can go.

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-12-2002 02:16:58 AM
The slow motion on the blinking makes it look ever so much more sexier.

Lucky man, Bajah.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 06-12-2002 03:41:58 AM
Hard to tell with the glasses and STUPID HAT!

Nice skin, though.

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Maradon!
posted 06-12-2002 03:44:31 AM
quote:
Bajah's fortune cookie read:
My girlfriend has the sexiest set of eyes EVER. YAES.

I concur

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-12-2002 04:17:09 AM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
Hard to tell with the glasses and STUPID HAT!

That hat rocks, rodent. You call yourself a hat collector, yet you insult a classic.

Plus the glasses are sexy. And if you can't see her eyes, then maybe you need a pair, too

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 06-12-2002 04:26:02 AM
Did I say hard to see? DID I?! I meant hard to tell.

And how is that a classic? A tophat is classic. A derby is classic. A fez is classic.

That thing is the pride of Arctic Hicks everywhere!

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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 06-12-2002 04:55:58 AM
quote:
King Parcelan thought about the meaning of life:

And how is that a classic? A tophat is classic. A derby is classic. A fez is classic.

That thing is the pride of Arctic Hicks everywhere!


The woodchuck has a point...

Alltho, I have to say that Suchii = HOT!!

Veni, vidi, vici
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Lashanna
noob
posted 06-12-2002 05:10:51 AM
Omg, Tori and Matt r sexah...

They deserve eachother.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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